Well, I wrote the 4th chapter, but the lengthy wait is due to the fact that I was grounded (Stupid GPA…) and that only two people sent in character ideas (THANK YOU AX AND OTHER PERSON WHO'S NAME I CAN'T REMEMBER!!!!) and I threw in a few of my own.

Jake – Mandark (Dexter's Lab)

Marco – Mojo Jojo (Boo-hah!)

Cassie – Smokey the Bear

Rachel – Buttercup (Powerpuff Girls)

Ax – Squidward (Spongebob Squarepants)

Tobias – Samurai Jack

Enjooooooyy!!!

** SCENE VIII **

[Preparing for the big fight…]

[Animorphs plan their new epic battle.]

JAKE: Where in the hell are we going to find cartoon character morphs???

TOBIAS: It's impossible!

RACHEL: There ain't no way I'm morphing something 2 dimensional.

CASSIE: Where, dare I ask, are we going to find cartoon characters to acquire anyway? They are impossible to acquire!

ELLIMIST: [Popping up mysteriously.] AU CONTRAIRE.

MARCO: [startled] Stop doing that!!!

ELLIMIST: NEVER!!! BEE IN YOUR BONNETS, ANIMORPHS?

AX: What's a bonnet?

ELLIMIST: NEVER MIND, PRIMITIVE ANDALITE. THIS IS ADVANCED HUMAN TECHNOLOGY.

AX: Seeing is believing.

[Ellimist pulls out a bag of comic books, video games, and videos.]

ELLIMIST: OBSERVE. JUST SELECT A CARTOON AND ACQUIRE IT AS YOU WOULD NORMALLY ACQUIRE ANY ANIMAL. OH, WHAT NOW ANDALITE? ["Whatever" Finger snapping… thing.]

AX: *Gasp*! My poor ego… (I'm so cruel… but I've been so annoyed with Ax snuffing our "primitive technology"! Oh wait, is he talking about my computer? Ne'er mind then.)

ELLIMIST: I'LL JUST LEAVE YOU TO PLAY WITH YOUR TOYS THEN… GOOD BYYYYYEEE…. [Big, misty exit.] CRAYAK, YOU BETTER NOT HAVE TAKEN MY LAY-Z-BOY!!!

[Animorphs demorph and investigate the objects]

CASSIE: We can't do this; these cartoon characters are sentient creatures!!!

[All stare at her.]

MARCO: You know what? This time we're just going to ignore you.

CASSIE: But… but… ah, screw it.

[Animorphs acquire what they need to.]

RACHEL: Right then, let's do it!

MARCO: You know what we need? Cheerleaders. Yeah, lots of hot, sexy cheerleaders. Know what I'm saying Rachel?

RACHEL: Oh, stuff it Marco.

JAKE: …. *groan*

[They all morph their cartoon. In case you can't remember or you're too lazy to move your mouse back to the top of the fic, Jake is Mandark, Marco is Mojo Jojo, Cassie is Smokey the Bear, Rachel is Buttercup, Tobias is Samurai Jack, and Ax is Squidward.]

** SCENE IX **

[The big fight, the gangbang, the battle, the placement of one team against another in a bloodbath, etc…]

JAKE: [Mandark voice] Let's blow this sewer! [Mandark laugh] Ah hah hah! Ah hah hah hah hah! [Repeats for some time.]

RACHEL: Hah! I am as strong as I… hey! I'm a shrimp! This bites.

MARCO: I am MOJO JOJO!!! Now THIS is more like it!

TOBIAS: I am Samurai Jack. I will defeat the Visser by using the elements to aide me in his destruction!

AX: Remember, you must try to over come the powerful cartoon instincts!!! [Muttering] Primitive Andalite, eh? I'll show him primitive…

CASSIE: Instincts… too strong… [Struggles] Can't… control… instincts…

TOBIAS: What instincts?

CASSIE: Only who can prevent forest fires? [Holds up signs saying "You" and "Me".]

MARCO: [Points to "You".]

CASSIE: You selected "You", referring to me. That is incorrect.  (That was a complete rip-off of a "Simpsons" joke.) Everyone, hug a tree!

TOBIAS: Those aren't instincts.

RACHEL: Forget instincts, let's go kick the **** out of Visser Three!

VISSER THREE: Foolish Andalites! Hork-Bajir! Attack!

[Waves of Hork-Bajir pile into the room.]

MARCO: Hey! You're chickening out!

VISSER: No I'm not! I'm just letting my less important… minions fight you while I supervise.

AX: In other words, you're going to sit there grooming your ego.

VISSER: Yes, pretty much. Bah, enough of your breath. ATTACK!!!

[Hork-Bajir and Animorphs engage in battle.]

[Over in Jakes corner…]

JAKE: Hah! With my superior intellect and abnormally large head, I will defeat Dexter… I mean, you Hork-Bajir! [Engages in a girly slap-a-thon.]

[With Cassie…]

CASSIE: [to Hork-Bajir] If we all work together, we can keep landscapers from destroying precious redwoods and other trees that provide delicious bark!

[Hork-Bajir close in on her.]

CASSIE: Did I mention that there was delicious bark?

[With Rachel…]

[Rachel is flying through the Hork-Bajir, disemboweling several of them.]

RACHEL: It ain't easy being green! Uh… I mean… DIE!!! [Proceeds to beat the crap out of the Hork-Bajir]

[With Marco…]

MARCO: Mwahahahaaa!!! I am Mojo Jojo!!! While I have a superior brain, you have weak, simple-minded brains! Try wrapping a slug around a brain this size! You can't! Because it's too big! Because my cranium is too large for your pathetic little Yeerks, you will never succeed in capturing m-OOF!!! [Gets punched in the face.]

[With Tobias…]

TOBIAS: Cower while I make leaves blow randomly in your direction! [Leaves blow randomly at Hork-Bajir.]

[Hork-Bajir unfazed.]

TOBIAS: Uh oh…

[With Ax…]

[Ax is cornered.]

AX: Alright, since I don't have my tail with me, I'll just have to hit you with my really big nose! [Swings his nose around, slamming into several Hork-Bajir.]

**SCENE X**

[With Visser Three…]

VISSER: [Grooming his ego] Curse you Andalites!


HUMAN-CONTROLLER: Yeah, who knew cartoon characters could be so powerful!!

VISSER: Oh no! What are they doing now?

[Animorphs group up.]

JAKE: Okay team; get ready for our special group attack! Ah hah ha! Ah hah hah hah ha!

RACHEL: Ready? UNITE!

[Animorphs join remaining appendages.]

ANIMORPHS: MERCHANDISING ATTACK!!!

[Flashy lights]

[Really crappy toys based on the cartoon characters (and even some crappy Animorphs toys) appear in toilet room.]

TAXXON-WHO-SHOULD-HAVE-BEEN-BLOWN-TO-PIECES-BY-THE-WATER-PREASSURE: Hey everyone! Look! Bootleg porn! Uh… I mean… crappy paraphernalia!

ALL HORK-BAJIR: Yaaaaaaaaaaaay!!! [All rush into toilet room.]

RANDOM HORK-BAJIR #1: I'm gonna get me Talking Mojo Jojo Toothbrush!

RANDOM HORK-BAJIR #2: Me get Squidward ice-shaving machine!

HUMAN CONTROLLER: I'm getting realistic Samurai Jack sparring sword, as sharp as real as possible™!

[Animorphs and Visser left in room.]

VISSER: A smart move Andalites! But not smart enough! [Begins his dramatic descent. Slips. Falls.]

JAKE: Oh yeah, that was REAL smart.

VISSER: $@#&%!!!

CASSIE: Potty-mouth!

VISSER: Hah! I don't have a mouth! Shows how much you know!

CASSIE: ……… What? [Confused]

VISSER: Well, Andalites, it appears that only one of you will fight against me.

RACHEL: What makes you say that, punk?

VISSER: Duh. Because I know your Andalite code of honor. I have this geezer for a host.

JAKE: [privately to others] Damn, he's right. We must keep our identity a secret by making him believe that we are really Andalites, until the fifth to end book in which we wind up in a tail-spin which leads to a very crappy ending.

RACHEL: But which of us shall fight him?

MARCO: I will, for I am the hairiest.

TOBIAS: No, I will, for I have to honor my dead father.

AX: No, I will, for I have a very large nose. Oh yeah, and he killed my brother.

CASSIE: No, I will, because he started a fire and didn't put it out!

RACHEL: No, I will, because I am the most ruthless and chances are that if I kill him now, I won't end up dying later on in the end of the series.

HANNI B: I decree that Tobias shall.

MARCO: Where the bleeping hell did you come from???

HB: Plot-hole. [Holds up Plot-Hole Wand™, borrowed from the Charmander plushie] The most important part of any crappy fic!!!

JAKE: Very well, Tobias shall go, by the decree of the Plot-Hole Wand™!!!

ALL EXCEPT JAKE AND TOBIAS: Aw man…

**SCENE XI**

[The smaller fight against Samurai Jack (Tobias) and Visser Three…]

TOBIAS: Are you ready, fiend?

VISSER: Of course I am, you pony tailed dolt.

[Close-up of Tobias/Samurai Jack's eyes narrowing, like in the cartoon.]

TOBIAS: That does it… SUPER FUNKY WOODEN SHOE ATTACK!!!! [Jumps at Visser with his freaky wooden shoes.]

VISSER: Hah hah! [Slices Jack's pointy hat that always seems to be fixed right down the middle.]

TOBIAS: … You have made a powerful enemy, my friend…

JAKE: [Off sides.] Wasn't that an oxymoron?

TOBIAS: That's the final straw! AWSOME FLAT ANIMATION ATTACK!!! [Animation begins to resemble that of the SJ show.]

VISSER: Ack! My four ping-pong eyes cannot comprehend this strange turn of events!!! [Falls down.]

TOBIAS: [Points sword at Visser's neck.] This ends here.

VISSER: [Gasping] Before you give me a paper cut with that 2d thing, I have something to tell you. Andalite… I am your father…

TOBIAS: [Quivering.] W-what?

RACHEL: [Off sides] He's lying!

VISSER: Let's face it. Can you really tell the difference between ANY Andalites???

ALL EXCEPT AX: No.

AX: Hey!

TOBIAS: [Lowers sword] I was wrong to try and kill you, father.

VISSER: [Quickly gets to his feet and presses his blade to Tobias's neck] Actually, I'm not really your father, you fool. You've been tricked again!!! Mwahahahahaaaaa!!! [To the other Animorphs] One move and your friend here dies. Which he will anyway!!! Ah, being evil is great!!!

[It looks as if hope is lost. Visser has Tobias at his mercy, and the Animorphs are helpless to stop him!!!! What will happen???? Auuuuugh, the humanity!!! And he's not even human!!!]

VISSER: Mwaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa!!!! Mwahhahahahaaa-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-aaaaah!!!! [Disappears suddenly.]

ANIMORPHS: What the…?

[They look and what do they find? The most unexpected thing possible! No way this could ever have happened! Visser Three, Leader of the Yeerk Invasion on Earth, has been defeated by a simple…]

HANNI B: Plot-hole!!! [Climbs out of the hole under where the Visser was previously standing.]

CASSIE: What an unexpected turn of events!

MARCO: Yes, that's what plot-holes tend to do when an author is in a bind!

AX: Augh! My intelligent Andalite microchip-installed brain has no knowledge of this so called "Plot-hole"!

ELLIMIST: HAH! NOT SO BRIGHT NOW, ARE WE ANDALITE???

RACHEL: Okay, you know what? Shut up. Just shut UP.

ELLIMIST: WELL I WAS-


RACHEL: Up! Shaddup!

ELLIMIST: WHAT I MEAN-

RACHEL: Zip it!

ELLIMIST: DON'T YOU TELL ME-

RACHEL: I'm warning you…

[Ellimist and Rachel argue in background.]

[Meanwhile, all other Animorphs demorph.]

JAKE: Well, I'm glad that's over with!

HB: Ah, not quite yet Jakey. You still have to unclog the drain system!

TOBIAS: I thought we just did!

HB: Nope, you just got Visser Three out of the way. Well, actually, the Plot-Hole Wand™ and me did it. [Points to wand.]

MARCO: Alright already! Geez, just take us to the cloggage!!!

HB:… uh… okay…

[So Hanni lead the Animorphs on the REAL drainage system…]

            (A/n) Okay, that's all I'm writing in this chapter for now. Wow, my muse was on over drive there! Thank you, O Lemon Drop God… The next chapter will be the last, and it will not only finish up the story, but it will also give a special individual thanks to EVERY person who reviewed. Once again, this is Hanni B, TCLDOW, signing off. -_-zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…