Pharoahess Michelle - Excerpt of her Life

Phaorahess: Konnichiwa! This is my first fanfic, if you call it one anywayz. This is my French project, except the fact that it's translated back into En-ga-low-sow! (so Chinese-y eh?!) I hope that you won't fall asleep reading it cuz it's not that great... *sigh* But then again, I did get a good mark on it!! ^^ My friend, Meloblaster, also did one on the same topic too! (She's my *cough* 'loyal' advisor...) Anywayz, please review!!! =^.^=

Yami Pharoahess: Hey! Dun forget about me! As you've noticed, I am THE yami... oh yeah!! *sees Michelle bonk her yami on the head* hehe... oh yeah, before my 'aibou' (yeesh, yeah right) kills me, I don't own Yu-gi-oh, its characters, and the millennium items. But Pharoahess Michelle and the ideas are 100% ORIGINAL, thanks to me! *sees Michelle strangling her yami* ENJOY!

5000 years ago, there lived a great and mighty ruler of Egypt. Many people would say that she should be called Pharoah, but of course, she refused. Who might she be?! The one and only...*drum roll* Phaorahess Michelle! She was the creator of the 7 millennium items! And of course, there's always her 'trusty' (oh i dun think so...^^0) advisor, Meloblaster, who ALWAYS pisses (wait, let me rephrase that... to annoy badly) the Pharoahess off. But then again, where would I be without her advisor?!?! nowhere... (sut chung chaw) As you can see, Michelle has plenty of advise and common sense; she just chooses to ignore it!

One day, Pharoahess Michelle was riding on 'Hoie Ma', her Gaia the Fierce Knight's 'trusty steed' along the Nile. It was a beautiful day, except the fact that the sun was scorching hot. All of a sudden, Hoie Ma bucked her off for no reason and she tumbled down the shore and made a big splash as she fell into the water. (mhahahaha) Next thing you know, alligators were chasing her!! Eventually, the alligators got tired after 2 hours of chasing, but hey, Pharoahess Michelle made it back alive!!!

Author Notes: Thanks so much for reading....didja make it through the whole story?!?! I really hope so... *star eyes* Just to tell you, some of the names and sentences weren't in the actual oral French presentation cuz it would be hard to translate, and my teacher was telling me to keep it simple. (hehe...i must have annoyed her with my questions..)