"Dear Penthouse" by Scarlett Hauser
This is a follow-up to fic "Joe-ette's in the City - Chapter 4 - Two's a Crowd, Part 2"
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September 25, 2002
Dear Penthouse,
I am the W.O. for an elite Special Forces team. I don't want to sound cliché but I always thought the letters in your magazine were fake; that is until I had an experience that would change my mind. One night I let my long time girlfriend "J" have a night out with the girls while I stayed home and relaxed to watch a ball game. No biggie, I'm not the jealous type to think that J is going to run off with another guy just because I let her out of the house without my supervision. I'm secure enough to know that she's out to have a good time with the girls then coming home to me. But what I never expected was for J to come home and show me what happens on a "Girls Night Out" if you know what I mean!
Well, it turned out that the girls went to a strip club that night. I'm sure you're thinking, "Yeah, so she saw some male-but-gay strippers then took out her jollies on you," so let me clarify that these were not male strippers. They saw FEMALE strippers, complete with their very own VIP dances! And let me tell you, J not only came home to me but she also showed me what I missed by staying home. She did this sexy little strip tease number and improvised the bedpost for her stage pole. And let me tell you, J didn't move like an amateur! Watching those little hips sway and rotate was downright hypnotizing then the way she swung herself around that bedpost - WHOO! After all these years I never knew that J had it in her but I've never been happier to be wrong in my life!
So needless to say after she gave me a "private show" I'll never forget I showed her a few "moves" of my own if you know what I mean! Meanwhile, as I look forward to J's next performance, I must get back to the everyday life of keeping America safe from terrorism.
I swear I'm not making this stuff up!
"Mr. W.O."
address withheld
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Dear Cosmo,
I recently had a night out with the girls when one of them insisted on going to a strip club. The club featured female dancers mind you. Not my cup of tea but it did give me an idea to shock my boyfriend, and teach him a lesson about being too tired to go out. So I came home and woke him up with a little strip tease performance and bragged about where I had been that evening. You should have seen the look on his face, the idea of his woman watching other women and getting dances from them, it was SO obvious his mind immediately went to the typical girl-girl fantasy. And the fact that he missed out on it was more than he could bear, not that it was even like that but of course I didn't tell him that. Men are so predictable! But thanks to that little fact I own that man now!
"J"
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This is a follow-up to fic "Joe-ette's in the City - Chapter 4 - Two's a Crowd, Part 2"
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September 25, 2002
Dear Penthouse,
I am the W.O. for an elite Special Forces team. I don't want to sound cliché but I always thought the letters in your magazine were fake; that is until I had an experience that would change my mind. One night I let my long time girlfriend "J" have a night out with the girls while I stayed home and relaxed to watch a ball game. No biggie, I'm not the jealous type to think that J is going to run off with another guy just because I let her out of the house without my supervision. I'm secure enough to know that she's out to have a good time with the girls then coming home to me. But what I never expected was for J to come home and show me what happens on a "Girls Night Out" if you know what I mean!
Well, it turned out that the girls went to a strip club that night. I'm sure you're thinking, "Yeah, so she saw some male-but-gay strippers then took out her jollies on you," so let me clarify that these were not male strippers. They saw FEMALE strippers, complete with their very own VIP dances! And let me tell you, J not only came home to me but she also showed me what I missed by staying home. She did this sexy little strip tease number and improvised the bedpost for her stage pole. And let me tell you, J didn't move like an amateur! Watching those little hips sway and rotate was downright hypnotizing then the way she swung herself around that bedpost - WHOO! After all these years I never knew that J had it in her but I've never been happier to be wrong in my life!
So needless to say after she gave me a "private show" I'll never forget I showed her a few "moves" of my own if you know what I mean! Meanwhile, as I look forward to J's next performance, I must get back to the everyday life of keeping America safe from terrorism.
I swear I'm not making this stuff up!
"Mr. W.O."
address withheld
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Dear Cosmo,
I recently had a night out with the girls when one of them insisted on going to a strip club. The club featured female dancers mind you. Not my cup of tea but it did give me an idea to shock my boyfriend, and teach him a lesson about being too tired to go out. So I came home and woke him up with a little strip tease performance and bragged about where I had been that evening. You should have seen the look on his face, the idea of his woman watching other women and getting dances from them, it was SO obvious his mind immediately went to the typical girl-girl fantasy. And the fact that he missed out on it was more than he could bear, not that it was even like that but of course I didn't tell him that. Men are so predictable! But thanks to that little fact I own that man now!
"J"
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