"Dear Penthouse" by Scarlett Hauser

WARNING: THIS INSTALLMENT IS MORE EVIL AND MAY BE OFFENSIVE!



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September 26, 2002

Dear Penthoussssse,

I am the leader of a world terrorisssst organization. Would it be cliché for me to ssssssay that I always believed the letterssss in this magazine were fake until a reccccent encounter changed my mind? Of coursssse not! Here's what happened: I ssssent one of my vipersss to retrieve a ssslave girl I had been eyeing, Selina (and YESSSS, that's her name! What's she going to do, ssssue me? Haaahahahahahaaha!!!!!!). I waited for her in my chambers and greeted the lucky girl in my ssssilk shirt, Fruit-of-the-Loom underwear and knee ssssocks. The chicks find that irresissssstible and Sssselina was no exccception!

Yessss, she was quite taken with me and I with her she looked sssssso young. Not that I'm a pedophile or anything like that but she was a real "Lolita" fantassssy if you will! Well I'm assssuming she's over 18 but it's not exactly like we check ID for sssslavery, haaaahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!! Yessss, she told me how much she liked my ssssocks and procccceeded to "do my bidding" if you know what I mean: "Marvelousssss, excccccccellent, I am quite pleassssssed! Don't sssssstop!" I told her. Yesss, she was so eager to please and a slave's work is never done, hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!! Then it happened: I sssstarted to cry! "MOMMY!" I sobbed uncontrollably as she held me in her bosom. Yessss, sometimes a world terrorist leader just needs a hug. I revealed the face under my mask and she sssstarted to cry too then we had a long cry together. It wassss beautiful. I let her keep the sssssocks as a memento of our time together. I know it must have been sssspecial to her too because she wore them all the time after that unforgettable night. I'm sure it's not jusssst because the temperature is unbearably cold in the sssslave pens. Pricccccccelesssssssss.

Meanwhile as I await my nexxxxt opportunity for world domination and sssslave girls, it's prison sex for me.

I sssssswear I'm not making thisss stuff up!

"Serpent in the Can"

Club-Fed

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