Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Gundam Wing Characters, sadly, or the original story outline of Ranpuzel. I do, however, own dis story. And that's about it...yup...





One day, while galloping through the forest, Sir Heero Yuy heard a cry for help. Hearing this, Heero demanded for his faithful steed to travel onward to find the damsel in distress. The horse galloped onward with tremendous speed, but this horse wasn't the smartest horse around...it tripped over a tree root, causing Heero to fly forward.

Heero stood up, brushed himself off, and walked over to his horse. "Hn." Heero mumbled while looking at the dead horse. The poor thing smacked its head off a rock. "Stupid horse." he grumbled. Heero heard another loud scream and raced towards the tall tower where he seen the lovely maiden. "Don't worry miss, I'll save you!" he shouted as he continued to run. Heero finally got to the tower and stopped to ponder how he was going to rescue the maiden, when his thoughts were interrupted by a loud voice.

"Hey you! Yea you! Hey I'm talking to you!" the maiden shouted, looking out the tower window at Heero. "First of all pal, I'm not a 'miss!' I'm a guy, in a dress, stuck in a tower! And second of all, it took you long enough to get here!"

"Hey!" Heero looked up at the window, "My horse killed itself on my way here to save you! Give me some gratitude."

"Alright, I'm sorry." the boy in the tower apologized, "I'm Duo. Duo Maxwell. I might run and hide but I never tell a lie! That's me in a nutshell....Who are you?"

"I'm Heero Yuy and I'm here to save you...so hush up and let me do my thing" Heero snapped at him.

"Yeesh...well you better hurry up before the dragon comes..." Duo huffed.

".....Dragon?..." Heero stumbled.

All of a sudden a gigantic guy in a paper-mâché dragon costume emerged from the forest. "I am WuFei! And I'm here to stop you from rescuing this maiden!" He roared.

"I'M NOT A MAIDEN!" Duo shouted.

Heero grabbed his sword and lunged at WuFei, driving his sword into the huge boy's foot. WuFei let out a huge cry of pain as Heero's sword broke through the paper-mâché and pierced through his skin. "YEEEEEE-OOOOOOOOOW! WHY YOU LITTLE...!" WuFei raised his other foot and stomped on Heero. SMOOSH!. Dead.

"Well so much for being rescued..." Duo mumbled.

After scrapping little bits of smooshed Heero of the bottom of his foot, WuFei scooped Duo up from inside the tower and set him down on the ground. WuFei snapped his fingers and a big cloud of smoke surrounded him. When the smoke cleared Duo saw WuFei standing there, but he was the same size as Duo now and was wearing normal clothes instead of the paper-mâché costume. Duo looked down at WuFei's foot and saw that it was bleeding from when Heero had stabbed him. He walked over to WuFei and bandaged his wounded foot with a piece of cloth he had torn from the ugly pink dress he was wearing.

"Thanks." WuFei smiled as he looked at Duo.

"No problem." Duo smiled back.

WuFei picked up Duo and skipped off to get married or something like that.....