i do not own shoujo kakumei utena, k?
by the way, this is dedicated to my firend....uh....was it shido? anyway, you know who you are, so be glad!
Akio sat quietly on his lovely white couch sipping some sort of drink and munching thoughtfully on a rose petal. No one seriously knew what he was drinking, but he drank them all the time. Someone, somewhere, had found out about this habit and had nicknamed the alcoholic drink 'Chairman', but other than that, no one had a clue as to what it really was. He relaxed and swirled his cup, staring at it and attempting to be as sexy as humanly possible.
"This is so bland." he said to himself, not meaning the drink, but the world. "There's nothing to do but stand around and watch people fight for each other- and to what end?" He grinned devilishly. "I suppose it is the end of the world, isn't it? haha. Perhaps I shouldn't be so gloomy." With that, he sloshed the rest of his drink down his throat and stood up. "Naaaaaaaaah........" he sighed, stretching. This movement, however, caused his shirt to fall open. He looked at it. Didn't care. Took it off. He walked across the observatory, stretching his arms this way and that, just being lazy, mostly, until he heard a noise. Akio's secret Oika sense told him that there was someone there- but who? He halted in his tracks, striking a defensive pose. It was more for the effect rather than actual caution; it made his chest look soooo good.
"Who's there?" he called, and someone stepped from behind the telescope to look at him. Akio didn't like this. He straightened and put his side to this newcomer, to afford him more visibility of his visitor than his visitor had of him. Advantage. "Who are you?" he asked again.
The form took a step closer and Akio could make out the countours of their face. It was definitely a man- although one can rearely be sure- and he was tall, thin, strangely familiar...... "I am the phoenix."
Akio's strange 'Oika' sense told him he was in danger (it's kinda like spidey-sense only for akio ^-^). He hadn't actually expected to be answered. He swallowed, hoped it was just Touga playing some stupid trick on him, looked into his empty glass for more alcohol, discovered that there was none, and threw it to the ground, shattering it over the smooth floor. Disadvantage.
The phoenix came on at a run, flying towards Akio with incredible speed. "Gyaaaah!!" Akio cried, dodging the attack(?) just in time. He wasn't quite alert enough, however, to see the second one coming. The phoenix came from behind him and pinned Akio's hands behind his back. Then he spoke:
"Ohtori Akio. You are under arrest for being 1. rediculously good-looking, 2. an agent trying to end the world, and lastly, but most importantly, 3. a complete and total bastard. You have the right to remain silent, and please do, because your voice is unbearably sexy and that bothers me."
By this time, Akio's Oika sense was alerting him with incredible insistance that he was most definitely 'in trouble'. Damn that damn Oika, ((sorry, val, I had to)) he thought, trying to think over the noise in his pretty little head. All the while, quite aware that he was indeed in trouble. The phoenix had already tied his hands and he couldn't move to save his life. Why couldn't I just keep a normal sword at my side for cases like this? he thought, It's damn inconvenient to have to have someone else as your sheath. His thoughts were dashed, however, when the man stepped out in front of him. Akio gasped. He looked like Touga. Only not. This was confusing. He was definitely a red-head. His hair fell into his face on both sides, but it wasn't as long as touga's and was pulled back smartly at the nape of the man's neck. This fellow also had green eyes. Startlingly green.... Akio thought, eyes widening a little bit. No! Thinking like THAT won't get me out of this! He allowed himself to focus on this man with a clear clean conscious. The phoenox was tall, as tall as Akio himself, but he didn't wear a school uniform. I wonder where this guy's from? Akio speculated, but didn't have much more time than that before he was slapped in the face. ((there you go, all you akio-haters out there! he has officially been 'slapped in the face')) He fell to the ground with a - chink? "Naaaaaaargh!" he cried as broken glass entered his shoulder, side, and face. The phoenix stood over him with evident delight, then knealt down and put his lips to Akio's ear. "I imagine I'll enjoy putting you away, Ohtori Akio. You always were a handsome little slut, and if you weren't such a self-centered narcissistic sister-raping bastard, then we could have all enjoyed passing you around. But times are hard, dear chum, and i think you'll find life in jail a little less satisfying than ruining the lives of the people at this school. Terribly sorry, but you did bring it on yourself, you know." He lifted Akio by the waist and tossed him over one shoulder, ignoring the other man's strangled attempts to dislodge himself from his grasp.
"Who........ARE you?! Who are YOU to arrest ME?!" Akio demanded.
The phoenix pulled a small device from one of the many pockets hidden in his arsenal of an outfit. "If you really care, my name is Jonathan Alexander, "The Phoenix" as I told you before. I am one of the most dangerous men in the universe. More dangerous, even than you. But i'm sure you can tell by the fact that I'm-" he pressed the desired button on his little device and a teleportal yawned in front of him, "-going to kill you."
*beedeebaw*
by the way, this is dedicated to my firend....uh....was it shido? anyway, you know who you are, so be glad!
Akio sat quietly on his lovely white couch sipping some sort of drink and munching thoughtfully on a rose petal. No one seriously knew what he was drinking, but he drank them all the time. Someone, somewhere, had found out about this habit and had nicknamed the alcoholic drink 'Chairman', but other than that, no one had a clue as to what it really was. He relaxed and swirled his cup, staring at it and attempting to be as sexy as humanly possible.
"This is so bland." he said to himself, not meaning the drink, but the world. "There's nothing to do but stand around and watch people fight for each other- and to what end?" He grinned devilishly. "I suppose it is the end of the world, isn't it? haha. Perhaps I shouldn't be so gloomy." With that, he sloshed the rest of his drink down his throat and stood up. "Naaaaaaaaah........" he sighed, stretching. This movement, however, caused his shirt to fall open. He looked at it. Didn't care. Took it off. He walked across the observatory, stretching his arms this way and that, just being lazy, mostly, until he heard a noise. Akio's secret Oika sense told him that there was someone there- but who? He halted in his tracks, striking a defensive pose. It was more for the effect rather than actual caution; it made his chest look soooo good.
"Who's there?" he called, and someone stepped from behind the telescope to look at him. Akio didn't like this. He straightened and put his side to this newcomer, to afford him more visibility of his visitor than his visitor had of him. Advantage. "Who are you?" he asked again.
The form took a step closer and Akio could make out the countours of their face. It was definitely a man- although one can rearely be sure- and he was tall, thin, strangely familiar...... "I am the phoenix."
Akio's strange 'Oika' sense told him he was in danger (it's kinda like spidey-sense only for akio ^-^). He hadn't actually expected to be answered. He swallowed, hoped it was just Touga playing some stupid trick on him, looked into his empty glass for more alcohol, discovered that there was none, and threw it to the ground, shattering it over the smooth floor. Disadvantage.
The phoenix came on at a run, flying towards Akio with incredible speed. "Gyaaaah!!" Akio cried, dodging the attack(?) just in time. He wasn't quite alert enough, however, to see the second one coming. The phoenix came from behind him and pinned Akio's hands behind his back. Then he spoke:
"Ohtori Akio. You are under arrest for being 1. rediculously good-looking, 2. an agent trying to end the world, and lastly, but most importantly, 3. a complete and total bastard. You have the right to remain silent, and please do, because your voice is unbearably sexy and that bothers me."
By this time, Akio's Oika sense was alerting him with incredible insistance that he was most definitely 'in trouble'. Damn that damn Oika, ((sorry, val, I had to)) he thought, trying to think over the noise in his pretty little head. All the while, quite aware that he was indeed in trouble. The phoenix had already tied his hands and he couldn't move to save his life. Why couldn't I just keep a normal sword at my side for cases like this? he thought, It's damn inconvenient to have to have someone else as your sheath. His thoughts were dashed, however, when the man stepped out in front of him. Akio gasped. He looked like Touga. Only not. This was confusing. He was definitely a red-head. His hair fell into his face on both sides, but it wasn't as long as touga's and was pulled back smartly at the nape of the man's neck. This fellow also had green eyes. Startlingly green.... Akio thought, eyes widening a little bit. No! Thinking like THAT won't get me out of this! He allowed himself to focus on this man with a clear clean conscious. The phoenox was tall, as tall as Akio himself, but he didn't wear a school uniform. I wonder where this guy's from? Akio speculated, but didn't have much more time than that before he was slapped in the face. ((there you go, all you akio-haters out there! he has officially been 'slapped in the face')) He fell to the ground with a - chink? "Naaaaaaargh!" he cried as broken glass entered his shoulder, side, and face. The phoenix stood over him with evident delight, then knealt down and put his lips to Akio's ear. "I imagine I'll enjoy putting you away, Ohtori Akio. You always were a handsome little slut, and if you weren't such a self-centered narcissistic sister-raping bastard, then we could have all enjoyed passing you around. But times are hard, dear chum, and i think you'll find life in jail a little less satisfying than ruining the lives of the people at this school. Terribly sorry, but you did bring it on yourself, you know." He lifted Akio by the waist and tossed him over one shoulder, ignoring the other man's strangled attempts to dislodge himself from his grasp.
"Who........ARE you?! Who are YOU to arrest ME?!" Akio demanded.
The phoenix pulled a small device from one of the many pockets hidden in his arsenal of an outfit. "If you really care, my name is Jonathan Alexander, "The Phoenix" as I told you before. I am one of the most dangerous men in the universe. More dangerous, even than you. But i'm sure you can tell by the fact that I'm-" he pressed the desired button on his little device and a teleportal yawned in front of him, "-going to kill you."
*beedeebaw*
