The adventure continues!
The two men reached a small oasis due to a map the Pheonix was continuously consulting. It consisted of a small pool of water and one solitary tree. It looked like something straight out of final fantasy. Akio didn't let that worry him, however, and happily splashed up to his ankles in the cool water. He sank to his knees and went about cleaning off his face. In the meantime, the Pheonix examined his map ever-closely and glanced repeatedly at the sky. Suddenly, he waltzed up to Akio, grabbed him roughly by the arm, and dragged him from the water.
"What the--" Akio blarbled, but unfortunately, he could already see what was going on. The Pheonix had his teleportal working again. They stepped through a small black aperture into what looked like a futuristic airport.
The Pheonix blinked, then let out a furious growl. "Why the HELL do I keep missing!? I swear, Ohtori, this has never happened before." He wasn't really talking to Akio. In actuality, he wondering how in Hell he'd gotten himself from an anime into a playstation game. "Let's just hope we can get out of here without meeting up with anyone...."
Unfortunately, this was a bad day for our dear Pheonix, and at that moment, three handsome young men walked into the huge room. One of them pointed at Akio and yelled, "Holy crap, who the Hell are they?!"
Another halted him and said, "Don't worry, Fei, I'm sure we can figure out who they are. I don't believe they are Krelian's minions."
The first man gave him an odd look. "What do you mean by that?"
They were both interrupted by the third young man who was apparently wearing white bellbottoms, "I say we blow them up! We haven't blown anything up for, like, 3 hours now!"
Akio took this moment to lean over to his captor and raise a very sexy eyebrow.
"Shut up, Ohtori. Don't say anything. They're from Xenogears. It's best not to get too close. They won't be so appreciative of you. Well, maybe Bart.... but that's not the problem. We need to find a way to get out of here and fast." Akio nodded dumbly.
The three Xenogearsians came to some sort of decision about what to do, and eventually just strolled up the them. The second man, dressed in green, was the one who hailed them, "Hello, young sirs, I am Shitan Uzuki, and these are my friends, Fei and Bart. May I ask who you are and what brought you here?"
The pheonix stood as straight as humanly possible and began reattling off his title, "I am Commander Jonathan R. Alexander, "The Pheonix" of Datsia, the commanding force of the universe, here to arrest one very evil bastard, Ohtori Akio, from his academy in.... uh.... Shoujo Kakumei Utena."
"What did you call her!?" Akio screamed. No one in HIS school was revolutionary except for himself.
"Nothing, Ohtori, shut up!" The Pheonix growled.
"What do you mean by that?" Fei asked thoughtfully.
Everyone stared at Fei.
Shitan cupped a hand under his chin and tapped a foot, "I see. I've been expecting you."
"What?" The Pheonix was astounded, "But we only got here by accident! There's no possible way you could have expected us, no way you could have known anything about it."
"Are you kidding? I know everything! I'm omnicient!"
"He really is," Fei added.
"Does anyone want some beer?" Bart chimed in.
Akio perked up, "OOOh, BEER!"
The pheonix and Shitan shook their heads sadly. Fei just looked confused. Bart and Akio went to have some drinks.
**** 4 Beers later ****
Akio set yet another empty mug on the table, and laughed his head off, "So then, I just said to him, 'sekai no hate' and he gave me another cactus! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaby!" Bart laughed along with him, no clue as to what he was talking about, but having a darn good time. He was about to ask his butler for another round of drinks when a silver-haired beauty presented himself at the door. Bart leaped out of his stool,
"Sigurd!"
"Young master, what do you call this?" Sigurd demanded.
Bart looked somewhat ashamed, "Sig, I'm sorry, I just thought, I mean he looked like a nice guy, and he, well, um... I'm quite drunk."
Sigurd shook his head, "You were drinking this morning, too, Young Master. How do you expect to blow things up tomorrow with a massive hangover?"
"I don't get hangovers, Shnookie, you know that."
Sigurd cleared his throat menacingly. "Shnookie?"
"yah!" Akio stood up, "I call Touga that all the time! *hic*" He staggered over to the fourth attractive man he'd seen today. He wasn't used to something that had such a high concentration of alcohol. Bart liked STRONG beer. That didn't stop Akio from introducing himself, however. He held out one auburn hand, "I'm Akio. I have my own school." He got a mischievous look on his face and raised another extremely sexy eyebrow, "And I can change clothes instantaneously."
"Cool!" Bart exclaimed.
Sigurd, however, was not impressed. He was, in fact, disappointed. "You're horribly dirty... in more ways than one... drunk, barging in on my ship, filling my brother's head with all sorts of trash, and you stole my look. I want you out of here."
"Stole your look!?" Akio quaffed. No possible way. Sigurd was dark-skinned, a hint of red mixed in with the brown, had light, curly long hair kept tied back in a ponytail, had a slender build, yet muscular, wore a white coat with tails, and was unbearably sexy... Aw, damn. Akio ended up just standing there with his mouth open until Sigurd pivoted smartly on his heel, mumbled, "I thought so," and marched out of the room.
Everything was silent for a moment........ but only for a moment. Raucous drinking games echoed loudly through the Yggdrazil for hours, and the next time anyone saw either Bart or Akio, the two men were described as 'Extraordinarily giddy'. Upon hearing this news, the Pheonix settled into his maps once again to try and figure out how the hell he was going to get back to Datsia..."
* I'm off my rocker now, there's no coming back, baby! *
*And sorry for mixing genres on you. It just worked perfectly! this is only my first fic, and I HAD to put xenogears in here somehow, ne? please forgive me*
The two men reached a small oasis due to a map the Pheonix was continuously consulting. It consisted of a small pool of water and one solitary tree. It looked like something straight out of final fantasy. Akio didn't let that worry him, however, and happily splashed up to his ankles in the cool water. He sank to his knees and went about cleaning off his face. In the meantime, the Pheonix examined his map ever-closely and glanced repeatedly at the sky. Suddenly, he waltzed up to Akio, grabbed him roughly by the arm, and dragged him from the water.
"What the--" Akio blarbled, but unfortunately, he could already see what was going on. The Pheonix had his teleportal working again. They stepped through a small black aperture into what looked like a futuristic airport.
The Pheonix blinked, then let out a furious growl. "Why the HELL do I keep missing!? I swear, Ohtori, this has never happened before." He wasn't really talking to Akio. In actuality, he wondering how in Hell he'd gotten himself from an anime into a playstation game. "Let's just hope we can get out of here without meeting up with anyone...."
Unfortunately, this was a bad day for our dear Pheonix, and at that moment, three handsome young men walked into the huge room. One of them pointed at Akio and yelled, "Holy crap, who the Hell are they?!"
Another halted him and said, "Don't worry, Fei, I'm sure we can figure out who they are. I don't believe they are Krelian's minions."
The first man gave him an odd look. "What do you mean by that?"
They were both interrupted by the third young man who was apparently wearing white bellbottoms, "I say we blow them up! We haven't blown anything up for, like, 3 hours now!"
Akio took this moment to lean over to his captor and raise a very sexy eyebrow.
"Shut up, Ohtori. Don't say anything. They're from Xenogears. It's best not to get too close. They won't be so appreciative of you. Well, maybe Bart.... but that's not the problem. We need to find a way to get out of here and fast." Akio nodded dumbly.
The three Xenogearsians came to some sort of decision about what to do, and eventually just strolled up the them. The second man, dressed in green, was the one who hailed them, "Hello, young sirs, I am Shitan Uzuki, and these are my friends, Fei and Bart. May I ask who you are and what brought you here?"
The pheonix stood as straight as humanly possible and began reattling off his title, "I am Commander Jonathan R. Alexander, "The Pheonix" of Datsia, the commanding force of the universe, here to arrest one very evil bastard, Ohtori Akio, from his academy in.... uh.... Shoujo Kakumei Utena."
"What did you call her!?" Akio screamed. No one in HIS school was revolutionary except for himself.
"Nothing, Ohtori, shut up!" The Pheonix growled.
"What do you mean by that?" Fei asked thoughtfully.
Everyone stared at Fei.
Shitan cupped a hand under his chin and tapped a foot, "I see. I've been expecting you."
"What?" The Pheonix was astounded, "But we only got here by accident! There's no possible way you could have expected us, no way you could have known anything about it."
"Are you kidding? I know everything! I'm omnicient!"
"He really is," Fei added.
"Does anyone want some beer?" Bart chimed in.
Akio perked up, "OOOh, BEER!"
The pheonix and Shitan shook their heads sadly. Fei just looked confused. Bart and Akio went to have some drinks.
**** 4 Beers later ****
Akio set yet another empty mug on the table, and laughed his head off, "So then, I just said to him, 'sekai no hate' and he gave me another cactus! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaby!" Bart laughed along with him, no clue as to what he was talking about, but having a darn good time. He was about to ask his butler for another round of drinks when a silver-haired beauty presented himself at the door. Bart leaped out of his stool,
"Sigurd!"
"Young master, what do you call this?" Sigurd demanded.
Bart looked somewhat ashamed, "Sig, I'm sorry, I just thought, I mean he looked like a nice guy, and he, well, um... I'm quite drunk."
Sigurd shook his head, "You were drinking this morning, too, Young Master. How do you expect to blow things up tomorrow with a massive hangover?"
"I don't get hangovers, Shnookie, you know that."
Sigurd cleared his throat menacingly. "Shnookie?"
"yah!" Akio stood up, "I call Touga that all the time! *hic*" He staggered over to the fourth attractive man he'd seen today. He wasn't used to something that had such a high concentration of alcohol. Bart liked STRONG beer. That didn't stop Akio from introducing himself, however. He held out one auburn hand, "I'm Akio. I have my own school." He got a mischievous look on his face and raised another extremely sexy eyebrow, "And I can change clothes instantaneously."
"Cool!" Bart exclaimed.
Sigurd, however, was not impressed. He was, in fact, disappointed. "You're horribly dirty... in more ways than one... drunk, barging in on my ship, filling my brother's head with all sorts of trash, and you stole my look. I want you out of here."
"Stole your look!?" Akio quaffed. No possible way. Sigurd was dark-skinned, a hint of red mixed in with the brown, had light, curly long hair kept tied back in a ponytail, had a slender build, yet muscular, wore a white coat with tails, and was unbearably sexy... Aw, damn. Akio ended up just standing there with his mouth open until Sigurd pivoted smartly on his heel, mumbled, "I thought so," and marched out of the room.
Everything was silent for a moment........ but only for a moment. Raucous drinking games echoed loudly through the Yggdrazil for hours, and the next time anyone saw either Bart or Akio, the two men were described as 'Extraordinarily giddy'. Upon hearing this news, the Pheonix settled into his maps once again to try and figure out how the hell he was going to get back to Datsia..."
* I'm off my rocker now, there's no coming back, baby! *
*And sorry for mixing genres on you. It just worked perfectly! this is only my first fic, and I HAD to put xenogears in here somehow, ne? please forgive me*
