*YASH! It's the weekend, I'm up at my favorite time of day, and I'm ready to write! Nabshin! Direct!*

Jonathan awoke as the sun began spilling into his room. He kept his eyes shut and savored the feel of his own bed. He had tastefully decorated it with down pillows, ultra suede fabrics, silken sheets, Akio... AKIO!? Jonathan's eyes flew open only to find an amber arm draped across his chest. He could feel Akio's breath on his shoulder, and was painfully aware of the other man's body pressed closely to his.

"A-KIO!!!!!!"

The Chairman awoke with a start. He opened his eyes only to find Jonathan's scathing glare to be inches from his face. "Ahhhhh!!"

They both sat up and rubbed the vision from their eyes. Akio shook out his long lavender hair. Jonathan stretched his limbs. After about 2 minutes, they managed to look at each other again.

Jonathan looked at Akio. Akio looked at Jonathan.

"Come on, Ohtori. Let's get going."

Jonathan stood and changed back into uniform. Akio stood and was instantly changed into uniform with a grin *shing!*. It just radiated sexiness from him in waves. It made jonathan cringe. Jonathan's cringing made Akio feel more powerful. Feeling more powerful meant that Akio felt good. Akio's feeling good meant that this was going to be a wonderful day. Happy happy.

The two men left the house around noon and walked into the yard. Jonathan had his maps out again and his little teleportal thingy. "Ok, Ohtori. We've come so damn far from your school that we can't get back in one shot." He pointed to Ohtori Academy, then drew his finger along several pages of map to a large circle labeled Datsia. "We're going to shoot as far towards the Academy as possible, and just hope we don't end up in something dangerous. It shouldn't be a problem considering what we went through to get here in the first place. This is sooo stupid." He glared at Akio, "We just came from there. Why didn't the general tell me that I was going to need to stay there in the first place reather than having me make two trips?" He shook his head in bewilderment.

"He probably didn't know he was supposed to tell you to stay there when he sent you." Akio speculated.

"And how, exactly, does that work, Akio?"

"Well, you see, it happens with writers all the time when they don't know where they're going when they start a story. They make the damn plot up as they go." Akio stared up at the mystical girl typing rapidly at her computer, "See, stupid author lady? You've inconvenienced our poor little Jonathan here. You should feel ashamed." ..... ok, the author feels ashamed ..... Sorry!

"Akio..?"

"Yeeeeees?"

"You're really weird."

"It makes me more mysterious, therefore enhancing my sexiness."

"Oh. Heaven forbid you lose any of THAT."

"Aren't we losing time?"

"Yes. Let's get going. Grab my arm," Jonathan ordered.

"With pleasure."

Jonathan pushed the necessary buttons on his teleportal thingy and they both stepped out of the yard and into a new world.

Jonathan shook off the momentary shock from the transfer, then looked around him. They were standing in a normal room filled with chairs and tables. And Go boards. 'Oh, no,' Jonathan thought, 'We're in Hikaru no Go!' he took it in stride, though, and sat down at a table. Akio sat opposite him. They had some time to kill before they could translocate again. What better way than to play Go?

"Hey, Ohtori. You know how to play Go?" Jon asked.

Akio looked at the go boad set in front of him. "Um.... not really. Is it hard?"

"Well, yes, but that doesn't matter. I'm not a pro or anything. Let's play. I'm white."

Jonathan reviewed the rules in general and they began to play. After several minutes Jonathan felt his emotions taking over in incredibly strong forces and he could tell Akio was sweating. 'Damn this damn hikaru no go.' Jonathan thought, 'It always makes you so overemotional.' They continued to play, however, and Jonathan was winning by quite a margine when they heard hoofbeats. At first they were distant, but then grew closer. Jonathan was aware of a ripple in the dimension and he turned to see where the sound was coming from.

As he looked behind him, a dark rider came into view. Jonathan immediately recognized the long-rimmed hat, flowing cape, and horned steed. It was definitely D. Akio, on the other hand, was quite stunned at the dunpeal's presence and gaped as the horse came to a stop in front of them. Jonathan stood and introduced himself.

"V.H.D. It's odd seeing you here." He looked around the practically empty go salon. "Um... are there vampires here?" he asked. D narrowed his eyes and stared into the dark corners of the room. Jonathan blinked and stared at what D was staring at. Akio leaned forward and stared unwaveringly at D's legs. They were damn good legs.

Suddenly, as suddenly as he'd come, D dismounted and strode across the room, dusting everything with his cape as he brushed past them. He walked right up to a shadow and plunged his arm into it. It sank surprisingly deep. Then he was sucked in.

silence

silence

"AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"

Jonathan and Akio tactfully threw themselves behind a table as D came rolling out of the shadow tackling something. That something was particularly large, dog-shaped, and sounded like our loveable George Nakata. ((voice actor in case you didn't know)) It also appeared to be attempting to eat poor D. The two wrestled for some time until they hit a climax consisting of a very bright light and a very loud inhuman scream.

When Jonathan could see again he recognized the new figure that now stood in the center of the room. It was Alucard. He was grinning beneath his big red hat, and had his arms spread impossibly wide as if to welcome his opponent. D was standing a few feet in front of the vampire looking impassive. Now this was odd. It was also increadibly dangerous. jonathan took the initiative to stand out and cross his arms in an X.

"Hold it, boys!" He said, "Time out!" The two hat-ed ones glared at him, Alucard's glasses sending a yellow glare that emanated from nowhere. "*ahem* I don't mean to be rude or anything, but this IS, in actuality, a go salon. You two don't belong here. I insist that you both go back to vampireland and duel there." He paused for a second, thoughtfully. "Hey, and aren't you both on the same side? Don't you BOTH hunt vampires?"

D and Alucard stared at each other, then glanced at Jonathan. Alucard tilted his head for a better view of Akio cowering under the table. D noticed the chaiman as well and yanked his cloak over his legs. They heard an audible sigh from beneath the table, and D took the opportunity to roll his eyes in disgust. Alucard may have been rolling his eyes, too, but no one really knows what goes on under those glasses, so it cannot be stated as a fact in this particular case.

Jonathan, however, knew exactly what he was doing. Nothing. He cleared his throat, "Well?"

D sighed and got back on his horse. He spurred it into a gallop and rode right through the wall into another dimension. Alucard, on the other hand, grinned evilly at Jonathan. "He's just mad at me because I find my quarry faster than he." The vampire laughed and the little hairs on Jonathan's neck had a seizure. "Ah, but he's such a pushover," Alucard continued, beginning to melt back into the scenery, "I'll show him TRUE sportsmanship one of these days..." And with that, the dark being was gone.

Jonathan and Akio took the remaining few moments to spasmodically shudder repeatedly. Finally, Jonathan took a gander at his watch and realized it was time to move on. He let out a deep sigh of relief and opened another teleportal through which, he transported Akio and himself to what he hoped would be Ohtori Academy...

*Ok, so that took a little longer than I thought. And sorry about the vampire thing. I'm listening to the Hellsing OST's and they just do that to you. I promise you some cheese next time!*