*okay, now that I've refreshed myself with some lovely utena pictures, I feel that I will be able to portray the loveliness of the characters in a way that i have previously not been able to do. Wow, that sentence was long and stupid. Prepare for more!*
After an evening of rding in Akio's car, Jonathan was somewhat relieved when he finally set foot on solid ground again. Touga was ecstatic, and appeared to have been enjoying the wind in his hair way too much the whole time. Akio, after some stunning acrobatics, was just Akio.
Once back in the observatory, the three of them lounged around with their shirts open for a bit while Akio entertained them with stories about what the stars mean and other boring shit like that. Soon all had calmed down, just in time for an outburst by Akio.
"Oh, hey!" he said suddenly, sitting up. Unfortunately, the movement of sitting up caused Touga to fall of the couch they had been .....sitting..... on with a particularly unceremonious 'gwumph'. Akio continued undaunted, "Jonathan, I've been thinking about this since I met you, and now's the perfect time!" He stood up enthusiastically.
"Gwuuuumph!"
"Sorry about that, Touga. Anyway, I want to take your picture."
"What?"
"It's so much fun. I have this magical stack of cars that we can all stand on and we'll take pictures of each other. It's a delicate art." Akio was obviously very excited. This excitement in turn got Touga excited.
"He's right, Jonathan," he chimed in, sitting up on the floor and smoothing his immaculate hair. "Although, I must say, it would be even better if we invited Saionji. He severely needs more camera time."
"Ah, perfect, Touga. Go and fetch him for me. I'll get everything set up."
Touga left the room, his jacket flapping around his sides as he attempted to button it again, realized that it was going to be difficult while he was running, and just flung it open again.
Once the President was gone, The Chairman turned to the Phoenix. ((wow, wasn't that fun))
"Okay, now. Here's your first chance to be stunningly beautiful. First of all, get youself out of those clothes. You'll need a uniform for this." Akio went on and on about all the 'wonderful' things they were going to do to make Jonathan more 'beautiful'. Personally, Jonathan thought it was a big waste of quotes. ((badoom ching!))
* * *
Meanwhile, Touga was on a quest for his only friend. He first went to the little building thing where Saionji always was. Stunningly, Saionji wasn't there. Touga slid into the dark, unfurnished room on his heels. He looked around, letting his eyes adjust to the light. Usually he could see his friend's giant kendo pants in the dark, but there was nothing there.
"Kssa!"
He couldn't think of anyplace else to look for his beloved seaweed-headed one. Fortunately for Touga, he didn't have to worry too much, for as he turned a corner, he bounded directly into the man he was looking for, knocking both their shirts open. On impulse, Saionji began to yell at him. After a few incomprehensible curses, however, he caught on to his friend's mood.
"What are you doing out here?" he asked, "Something for Sekai no hate?" ((the End of the World, for all you non perceptive people)) ........ ((Okay, so i didn't know that's what it meant forever, either, just bear with me))
Touga gave the other man a sultry stare and ran a hand down his own stomache. That got Saionji up.
"What does he want? I thought I told you that I thought I wanted no part of whatever you told me I thought I wanted!"
Touga blinked at him for a while.
Saionji blinked at himself for a while. "Uh...What does he want?"
"He's got a new student staying with him, and he thought that we'd all take some pictures."
Saionji considered this. "I don't know. I was gonna go practice kendo a little...."
Touga stepped up to the green-haired man and shook him. "Saionji!" he yelled, making his voice sound veeeeery good, "Get a hold of yourself! You always complain about never having any camera time, yet you bring it upon yourself! Now I'll ask you again nicely. You can either come with me and be sexy for a while, or you can go practice and be sweaty for a while. Which will it be?!"
"I don't sweat, I glisten."
"Really? Me, too."
They both stood together for a moment looking incredibly sexy. Then they nodded at each other smartly and hopped on the nearest bike and rode back to Akio's tower.
* * *
When they arrived once again at the Chairman's humble abode, they were astounded to find that Akio wasn't lounging sexily on one of his couches. He wasn't even in sight.
Touga walked in a few paces, "Akio?"
"Hai!?" Came a very sexy voice from somewhere invisible.
"I'm back, Akio. I found Saionji, too. Where are you?"
"Here, Touga." Akio stepped out from behind some large thing that he kept in his room for no reason. "Look what I've got."
He beckoned to something behind the large imposing thing, and Jonathan stepped from behind it.
Touga gasped. Saionji gasped. Akio grinned *ching*.
Jonathan was....well... stunningly beautiful. None of them could believe it. He was wearing a white Ohtori Academy uniform, and his hair was perfectly combed and conditioned so it fell in wisps over his face. His neck and chest were generously exposed by the fact that his shirt was unbuttoned. His pants were unzipped, and he had little stringy things hanging off his jacket. No one really knew what the stringy things meant or what they stood for, but he had them. He must have been well-thought-of by Akio, then.
"Well, what the Hell are you all staring at? I'm me! Nothing's changed. I don't like that thirsty look in your eyes, Touga!"
Saionji didn't like it, either. "That's why I hate you, Touga." he said, and turned around. "You're so conceited. You think you can just look at anyone with that look in your eyes and anyone who's looking at you looks at that look like anyone can look at you with that look."
Akio gave Touga a strange, raised eyebrow look that said as clearly as spring water, "huh?". "When did he start doing THAT?" he asked.
Touga sighed, "I don't know, but it's damn annoying. Saionji, you know you don't hate me. I'm you're only friend, and you're my only friend."
"You don't know what friendship IS!" Saionji screamed, fwipping his hair. It sparkled a little and went *ching*.
Akio considered the outburst. "Perhaps you would like a chairman.....?"
Saionji wavered a little, but stayed where he was.
".....And a cactus?"
"Okay."
*naaa. I'd forgotten my love for Saionji's weirdness. And I don't know where that weird speech problem came from, but it suits him, ne? Anyway, I've made it to ten now, I've got to have something happen plotwise, don't you think?*
After an evening of rding in Akio's car, Jonathan was somewhat relieved when he finally set foot on solid ground again. Touga was ecstatic, and appeared to have been enjoying the wind in his hair way too much the whole time. Akio, after some stunning acrobatics, was just Akio.
Once back in the observatory, the three of them lounged around with their shirts open for a bit while Akio entertained them with stories about what the stars mean and other boring shit like that. Soon all had calmed down, just in time for an outburst by Akio.
"Oh, hey!" he said suddenly, sitting up. Unfortunately, the movement of sitting up caused Touga to fall of the couch they had been .....sitting..... on with a particularly unceremonious 'gwumph'. Akio continued undaunted, "Jonathan, I've been thinking about this since I met you, and now's the perfect time!" He stood up enthusiastically.
"Gwuuuumph!"
"Sorry about that, Touga. Anyway, I want to take your picture."
"What?"
"It's so much fun. I have this magical stack of cars that we can all stand on and we'll take pictures of each other. It's a delicate art." Akio was obviously very excited. This excitement in turn got Touga excited.
"He's right, Jonathan," he chimed in, sitting up on the floor and smoothing his immaculate hair. "Although, I must say, it would be even better if we invited Saionji. He severely needs more camera time."
"Ah, perfect, Touga. Go and fetch him for me. I'll get everything set up."
Touga left the room, his jacket flapping around his sides as he attempted to button it again, realized that it was going to be difficult while he was running, and just flung it open again.
Once the President was gone, The Chairman turned to the Phoenix. ((wow, wasn't that fun))
"Okay, now. Here's your first chance to be stunningly beautiful. First of all, get youself out of those clothes. You'll need a uniform for this." Akio went on and on about all the 'wonderful' things they were going to do to make Jonathan more 'beautiful'. Personally, Jonathan thought it was a big waste of quotes. ((badoom ching!))
* * *
Meanwhile, Touga was on a quest for his only friend. He first went to the little building thing where Saionji always was. Stunningly, Saionji wasn't there. Touga slid into the dark, unfurnished room on his heels. He looked around, letting his eyes adjust to the light. Usually he could see his friend's giant kendo pants in the dark, but there was nothing there.
"Kssa!"
He couldn't think of anyplace else to look for his beloved seaweed-headed one. Fortunately for Touga, he didn't have to worry too much, for as he turned a corner, he bounded directly into the man he was looking for, knocking both their shirts open. On impulse, Saionji began to yell at him. After a few incomprehensible curses, however, he caught on to his friend's mood.
"What are you doing out here?" he asked, "Something for Sekai no hate?" ((the End of the World, for all you non perceptive people)) ........ ((Okay, so i didn't know that's what it meant forever, either, just bear with me))
Touga gave the other man a sultry stare and ran a hand down his own stomache. That got Saionji up.
"What does he want? I thought I told you that I thought I wanted no part of whatever you told me I thought I wanted!"
Touga blinked at him for a while.
Saionji blinked at himself for a while. "Uh...What does he want?"
"He's got a new student staying with him, and he thought that we'd all take some pictures."
Saionji considered this. "I don't know. I was gonna go practice kendo a little...."
Touga stepped up to the green-haired man and shook him. "Saionji!" he yelled, making his voice sound veeeeery good, "Get a hold of yourself! You always complain about never having any camera time, yet you bring it upon yourself! Now I'll ask you again nicely. You can either come with me and be sexy for a while, or you can go practice and be sweaty for a while. Which will it be?!"
"I don't sweat, I glisten."
"Really? Me, too."
They both stood together for a moment looking incredibly sexy. Then they nodded at each other smartly and hopped on the nearest bike and rode back to Akio's tower.
* * *
When they arrived once again at the Chairman's humble abode, they were astounded to find that Akio wasn't lounging sexily on one of his couches. He wasn't even in sight.
Touga walked in a few paces, "Akio?"
"Hai!?" Came a very sexy voice from somewhere invisible.
"I'm back, Akio. I found Saionji, too. Where are you?"
"Here, Touga." Akio stepped out from behind some large thing that he kept in his room for no reason. "Look what I've got."
He beckoned to something behind the large imposing thing, and Jonathan stepped from behind it.
Touga gasped. Saionji gasped. Akio grinned *ching*.
Jonathan was....well... stunningly beautiful. None of them could believe it. He was wearing a white Ohtori Academy uniform, and his hair was perfectly combed and conditioned so it fell in wisps over his face. His neck and chest were generously exposed by the fact that his shirt was unbuttoned. His pants were unzipped, and he had little stringy things hanging off his jacket. No one really knew what the stringy things meant or what they stood for, but he had them. He must have been well-thought-of by Akio, then.
"Well, what the Hell are you all staring at? I'm me! Nothing's changed. I don't like that thirsty look in your eyes, Touga!"
Saionji didn't like it, either. "That's why I hate you, Touga." he said, and turned around. "You're so conceited. You think you can just look at anyone with that look in your eyes and anyone who's looking at you looks at that look like anyone can look at you with that look."
Akio gave Touga a strange, raised eyebrow look that said as clearly as spring water, "huh?". "When did he start doing THAT?" he asked.
Touga sighed, "I don't know, but it's damn annoying. Saionji, you know you don't hate me. I'm you're only friend, and you're my only friend."
"You don't know what friendship IS!" Saionji screamed, fwipping his hair. It sparkled a little and went *ching*.
Akio considered the outburst. "Perhaps you would like a chairman.....?"
Saionji wavered a little, but stayed where he was.
".....And a cactus?"
"Okay."
*naaa. I'd forgotten my love for Saionji's weirdness. And I don't know where that weird speech problem came from, but it suits him, ne? Anyway, I've made it to ten now, I've got to have something happen plotwise, don't you think?*
