Stupid Idea 3
Time passes s-l-o-w-l-y for the remaining clear-headed boy, Hanagata Toru, and a still-sane sub-cap, Kiminobu Kogure, as the other guys got weirder and weirder. Rukawa Kaede sticks to his sleeping, leaving our poor Toru-kun and Gure-kun all alone. How can Hana-chan survive this tragedy? Can Kimi-chan save the humanity??
This last chap shall reveal all…
Hanagata: Please…please…please…please come around…please turn back to normal…please…please…
Fujima: Toru, daijobu ka? *big, concerned eyes*
Hanagata: *angry* Yeah, I'm fine!!
Fujima: *watery eyes; lips quiver; bursts out crying* WAAAAAAHHH!!!
Rukawa: *head pokes out* Oi. Shuddup.
Fujima: *blinks; stops crying* Okay!
Ryota: *cute-but-sad-boy voice* I wanna tell a story again…
Mitsui: No!! *shoves Ryota* You suck!!
Fujima: *hops up and down* I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna!!!
Mitsui: *glares* No!!
Fujima: *breaks down crying again* You're mean!!
Kiyota: *flabbergasted* Mitsui!! How could you do such a thing, you mean, bad boy!
Mitsui: *cries too* I don't like him! I don't like him! I don't like him! I don't like him! I don't like him! I don't like him!
Fujima: You—you—you—*cries harder* HAAAAAAHH!!!
Ryota: Story, story, story, story, story, story, storyyyyyyyyyy!!!! Gimme a story! Gimme a story! Gimme a story!!
Kogure: *sweatdrop* Maa, maa. Sendoh, please tell us a story.
Mitsui: Noooo!!! Sendoh, no!!
Sendoh: YYAAAAAAYY!! I getta tell! I getta tell!!
Ryota: *wailing* STORYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!
Sendoh: *eyes widen* Sugoi!!!!!!!! World record! Koshino, take his picture!!!!!
Hanagata: What did he do?? *confused chibi*
Sendoh: He said 'story' so long it took almost an hour!! He needs to be rewarded!! It was, like—like—like—storyyyyyyyyyy (goes on for three minutes and sixteen seconds)!!! *pants* More!!
Hanagata: *sweatdrop* It wasn't that long.
Sendoh: Yeah, it was, you 'aho!!!
Ryota: STORY!!
Kiyota: Take my picture too!!
Maki: *shoves Kiyota* No!! Me!
Koshino: *whiny* Aww…Sendoh!! Should we…?
Sendoh: NO!!!
Kogure: That's rude!!
Kiyota: Bad Sendoh!!!
Sendoh: *sticks tongue out* Beh!!! *grabs camera from Koshino and hugs it to his chest*
Koshino: *bonks Sendoh* Ahhhh!!! Give it back! Give it back! Give it back!! Give it back!!! GIVE IT BACK!!!!
Sendoh: NNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Rukawa: Keep it down. Do'ahos.
Mitsui: *points* Sendoh's selfish!!!
Kiyota: Sou yo!!! BAAAAAAAD Sendoh!!
Rukawa: *blink*blink* *Head disappears* …Zzz…
Sendoh: Aaaaaagh!! But—but—but I—but I—*bursts out crying*
Kogure: Maa, maa, Sendoh.
Ryota: *shrieks* STORY!!!!!!!! Read me a story, read me a story, read me a story!!!
Sendoh: *stops crying* Here. Have a lemon. *holds up lemon* *BIG grin*
Ryota: *blink; blink* *shakes head* No.
Sendoh: *outraged* Why you—you—why I—why—#@$^$$#@!!!!
Fujima: *cute-innocent-kid smile* I wanna lemon!! *holds up hand*
Sendoh: *looks at hand; sneers* Yuck. Get away!! No!!
Fujima: *shocked; cries* Sendoh's being mean to me!!!!
Ryota: Tell me a story!!
Sendoh: Okay! Here we go! Once upon a time, a girl took a walk in the forest with a boy. The boy took a walk in the forest with the girl. The boy has a crush on the girl. The girl has a crush on the boy. They have a crush on each other. They like each other. They were great friends. They were very happy together. They like each other a lot. The boy likes the girl. The girl likes the boy. They like each other very much. They walked through the forest. The boy said he was happy. The girl said she was happy, too. They were both happy! And then when they walked through the forest, the boy said he had a crush on the girl. The girl said she had a crush on him too. The boy smiled. The girl smiled too—
Koshino: Eeeeew, Sendoh, that's stupid!!!
Sendoh: AAAAAGH!!! How dare you!!! *pounds Koshino*
Mitsui: Haha!! Sendoh's stupid!!
Sendoh: No! You're lying!! You're lying!!!! *pounds Mitsui*
Maki: Yes! Sendoh's stupid!! I'm number one! I'm number one!!
Kiyota: No!! I'm number one!! *bonks Maki*
Maki: Huuuuh!!! *shocked; watery eyes* Kiyota! How could you!?!?!?
Kiyota: I'm number 1! I'm number 1!! *tantrum*
Koshino: Okay now. Come on. Smile, Miyagi, smile!!
Ryota: *smiles* Cheese!
Koshino: Good, good. Now another one.
*snap*
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*snap*
*snap*
Koshino: Done!!! Good job, omedetto!! *shakes Ryota's hand*
Ryota: Story…
Kogure: *sweatdrop* Really, now…
Rukawa: *crawls out of his tent* You noisy bakas. *stands up, a floppy hotdog pillow trailing the ground*
Kiyota: *eyes getting as wide a saucers* Pillow!
Hanagata: *sweatdrop* Er…yes…that is a pillow…
Kogure: It's white.
Hanagata: Duh.
Kiyota: It's beautiful!!! *grabs the pillow*
Maki: *sweatdrop* KIYOTA!!!
Rukawa: Hey!! *tugs on pillow* Mine.
Kiyota: PILLOW!!!
Rukawa: Gimme. Mine!!
Mitsui: Share your blessings!!!
Ryota: Storyyyy!! I wanna story! I wanna story! I wanna story!!
Sendoh: Okay, just shut up!! A girl and a boy walked through a forest one day. One day they took a walk in the forest. The boy has a crush on the girl. The girl has—
Ryota: *shrieks* IIE!!!
Koshino: No, Sendoh! Save us!!
Maki: Spare us!!!
Fujima: Sou you, sou yo.
Sendoh: *cries* You're mean!!
Kiyota: *big, watery eyes* Pillow…
Rukawa: No. Mine. *tugs*
Kiyota: No!! Gimme!!
Rukawa: GIVE IT TO ME!!!
Kiyota: IIIIIIIIIEE~!!!!
Rukawa: Let go!!! *flails arm around*
Kiyota: *hangs on for dear life* No!!! No, no, no!!
Rukawa: Get lost.
Kiyota: Pillow!!
Rukawa: Scram.
Kiyota: NOOO!! I wanna PILLOW!!!
Rukawa: Off!!! *Hard shake*
Kiyota: *flies off* Nooo!!!
Sendoh: *big eyes* Take 'is picture!! Fly'ng 'uman!!
Koshino: Cam'ra's with you!!!
Sendoh: No, it's not!!!
Koshino: IT'S WITH YOU!!!
Sendoh: (he, in fact, has the camera) You irresponsible jerk!!!
Koshino: But it's not my fault!! Cam'ra's with you!!!
Sendoh: It is?? Where—ah, here!! Here!! Here, it is!! *waves camera around*
Koshino: Gimme da'!! *grabs camera* Agh!! No film!!
*Kiyota disappears into the night sky*
Sendoh: AAAAAGH!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!
Koshino: We're doomed!!
Maki: *blinks* Why!?!?!
Hanagata: Wake up, wake, up wake up!!
Ryota: Story!!
Rukawa: …Zzz…
Mitsui: I'm not a bad boy!!!
Fujima: Bad boy! Bad boy! Bad boy! Bad boy!!
Kogure: *sweatdrop* Minna…
Mitsui: *bonks Fujima* I am not a bad boy!!!!!!!!
Fujima: You—you hit me!!! You hit me!! Aaaaaagh! You hit me!! No! The pain!! *collapses*
Mitsui: Not bad boy!!
Ryota: *tugs hard on Mitsui's shirt* STORY!!!!
Mitsui: Quit it, scram, get lost!!!
Ryota: Aaaaayyy!!! BAD!!! *exaggerated pout*
Mitsui: I'm not bad!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAGHH!!!!!!! *clobbers Ryota*
Maki: I'm sleepy.
Sendoh: Me too.
Koshino: Me three. Whazza time!? Time!? Time!?!?
Maki: Seven-thirty!!
Sendoh: GAAAAAHHH!! It's late!!! *hides under a blanket*
Koshino: Past my bedtime!! Waaah!! Get me outta here!! Out! Out! Out!!!
Hanagata: There is no way out. We're here for a boys' camp, remember?
Koshino: How dare you remind me!!!
Hanagata: *sweatdrop* Gomen.
Koshino: Hmph. No way out—hmph!! *pulls on blankets; turns sideways; falls asleep* Oyasumi.
Hanagata: Well, at least that lessens the noise—
Ryota: BEDTIME STORY!!!
Hanagata: Maki, please, tell him something!!
Maki: Okay, fine!! Li'l RR Hood went to the forest once and she met a BB Wolf! Roar, said the wolf. Ah, said Li'l RR Hood. She was scared.
The wolf ate her granny up!! She killed the wolf. The wolf said, no!! Li'l RR Hood apologized. Granny RR Hood stepped out from the wolf's stomach. The wolf forgave Li'l RR Hood. The end.
Ryota: Okay, shut up, I'm goin' to sleep. Don't bother me. Shoo!!
Maki: Grr!! Darn it, show some gratitude!!
Ryota: Whatever, thanks.
Kiyota: *falls from the skies* TADAIMA!!!!
Maki: *blinks* Wha—?
Kogure: Okaeri nasai, Kiyota!!
Kiyota: *big grin* Tadaima!
Kogure: Okaeri!
Kiyota: Tadaima!
Kogure: Okaeri!
Kiyota: Tadaima!!
Kogure: Okaeri!!
Kiyota: Tadaima!!! Anyone home??
Kogure: OKAERI NASAI!!!!
Maki: Oh, hey, Kiyota.
Kiyota: Oh, hi, Maki!!
Kogure: *starts to weep* What about me!?!?!?
Kiyota: Huh?? *turns around; eyes widen* KOGURE!!!!
Kogure: Okaeri!!!
Kiyota: *angry chibi* Git outta he'. Go on!! Off with ya'!
Kogure: *devastated* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHH!!!! *violence occurs*
Maki: Kiyota?? Kiyota-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a….? Are you here??
Kiyota: Ngh. *moan*
Maki: He's—he's—he's—he's dead!! No, he's dead!! You killed him!!!! *collapses in fright*
Kogure: Hmph!!
Hanagata: Kogure!!! No, not you!!! NOOOO!!! Please, no!!
Rukawa: *finally wakes up fully* What the heck is goin' on?
Hanagata: RUKAWA!!! They're off they're rockers!!
Rukawa: Is that your problem?
Hanagata: *nod*nod*
Rukawa: You.
Hanagata: What?
Rukawa: You too.
Hanagata: Huh?
Rukawa: Do you think you're sane?
Hanagata: O' course I am!!
Rukawa: Whatever. No one asked you.
Hanagata: *sweatdrop* Sure, you did!!
Rukawa: Shuddup, do'aho. What's with all the noise?
Hanagata: They all suddenly flipped!!!
Rukawa: Suddenly?
Hanagata: Yes. I think. They were all screaming and cryin' and—and—and—well, you get my point.
Rukawa: *shake*shake* I don't. *goes back to sleep* …Zzz…
Voice: Nyahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!! The tensai basketoman is back!!!!
Voice 2: Baka!!
*BUGSHHHH!!!* (sound of head vs. fist)
Voice: Itte, Gori!!!
Voice 2: They're sleeping, keep quiet. *exaggerated whisper*
Kogure: Akagi? Sakuragi??
Akagi: Kogure?
Sakuragi: Megane-kun!! Nyahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
Hanagata: Boy, I'm glad you're here.
Sakuragi: Haaah!!! The other megane-kun!!
Akagi: Shuddup. Hanagata, why are they asleep? It's still 8.
Kogure: *laughs lightly* They're not asleep, just knocked out. Only Rukawa's unscathed.
Hanagata: Sou.
Akagi: Oh. Well, okay. Hey, you wanna get out of here?
Kogure: Would I ever!!
Hanagata: Ditto!!
Sakuragi: Nyahahahahahaha!! Cowards!
Hanagata: You stay if you want. But I tell you, it's creepy.
Sakuragi: Che. No way!! No need for an overnight boys' camp to test the tensai's courage!!
Kogure: Er…yeah…
Akagi: Okay, let's go.
Hanagata: Yeah? What's the plan?
Akagi: The plan?
Hanagata: Yeah. To break out.
Akagi: What??
Hanagata: *feeling very stupid* Er…you know…to break out of here.
Akagi: WHAT!?!?! The exit's open! You just walk through and you're out!!
Hanagata: WHAT!?!?!? *collapses at the easiness of the task*
Kogure: I guess he's not coming.
Akagi: Guess not.
Sakuragi: Ikou.
Akagi: Yeah.
Kogure: Boy, am I glad to get out of here.
Akagi: Same here.
Sakuragi: Nyahahahahahahaha…
Akagi: Shuddup.
Kogure: Maa, maa…
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owari
AN: Yeah, I know I didn't put up 'disclaimer thingies' in the other chaps, but disclaimers do apply in this one—this story, I mean. Maybe the 3rd chap's not as funny as the others, but—well—I dunno. I hope you enjoyed reading this!!
Tell me what you think. I'd really wanna know. By that, I mean C&C. Please. Write whatever you want just gimme some'n to read!!! ^_^ Thanks a lot!!
