Bowser's Tragedy (written by CheeseDealer)

Disclaimer: If I owned the Character "Bowser: King of the Koopa", I would publicly execute anyone who wrote about him, if I caught them. Anyone except me, I mean. I don't own him though, Nintendo do, so you've got no need to worry.

One day, Bowser: King of the Koopa, was painting his walls a particularly bright shade of green. When he had eventually finished painting, he stepped back to look at his handiwork. "Marvellous" he said with a hiss. "If I do say so myself."

Then, without any kind of warning, the ceiling fell on him! "AAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" said Bowser in pain and surprise, from beneath the rubble. He was hurt, but still alive, although he could barely breath for all the dust that invaded his lungs and clogged his throat every time he opened his mouth, and he could barely see for the same reason. Light streamed in through the vast hole in his ceiling, warming him. "Help" he cried, his voice sore and quavering in fear. "HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!" But, his cry was cut short as he caught on fire, and quickly died.