Mario versus the Flytraps (written by CheeseDealer)

Disclaimer: These guys aren't mine, but that's cool, coz I have a Stamp Collection.

One day, Mario was going for a stroll in the Mushroom Kingdom, when he came upon a field of Flytraps. "Hey Mario" one said. "You smell like Spam." "Yeah" agreed another. "Spam Fiend." "Mario's a spam-farmer" laughed another of the Flytrap's. "Right" Mario said to himself. "I'll show them." So, he ran into the middle of them all, and detonated a BIG Nuclear Device. Mario, the Flytraps, and all other life within the vicinity of about fifteen miles was completely eradicated. The Flytraps learnt the hard way what happened when you mess with a good-looking plumber from Brooklyn!