Mario's Holy Quest (written by CheeseDealer)
Disclaimer: I don't own the Characters used in the Super Mario Bros, or any of the locations mentioend, but I could do, if I really wanted to.
Mario went on a Holy Quest to steal a carpet. He got to the deserts and found a big Lizard. He jumped on its head, and it died. He then walked North, stomping some other stuff, before he found the carpet. The problem was, the carpet was guarded by a terrible dragon with a hundred and eighty foot wing span, and a tail with tons of spikes on it and nine heads, that ate children and breathed fire that was twelve million degrees from some heads, and Ice that was minus three hundred from his other heads. So he stomped on its heads. Mario picked up the carpet, but he failed to notice that he had been shot in the back of the head by Anne Widdecombe, MP. He soon realised, though, and the minute he did, he died. And so, without the Holy Carpet, the Mushroom Kingdom was eaten by a Tomato.
