The Ultimate Sandwich: A Work by (CheeseDealer)
Disclaimer: I do not own the Simpsons, or any of its (excellent) characters.
Late one stormy night, Dr. Nick was hungry, and so, he opted to make a sandwich. Why a sandwich? I hear you ask. Well, at the upstairs-downstairs medical school, Dr. Nick frequently won the much coveted "Sandwich Maker of the Month" award. Most of us believe that Sandwich making is easier. Most of us are fools! Sandwich making is an art form that requires seven years of disciplined commitment. Dr. Nick chose to make his award-winning "Ultimate Surprise Sandwich" the kind of Sandwich that made you think you were a man. First up, he washed up the surface he was working on with a cloth. (Remember: Hygiene is a very important part of sandwich making, and something that must never be overlooked.) Then, he got his ingredients, and went to work.
First, he buttered the bread, before putting on it three slices of cheese. On top of the cheese, he put three slices of ham, and on top of the ham went some sliced Tomatoes. He then put on some salad, topped off with salad cream, before adding some more cheese, and then some more ham. He added some more salad and then some juicy slices of Turkey, topped off with barbecue sauce. Finally, Dr. Nick placed several wafers of ham atop the salad, and closed the sandwich. It was a truly excellent sandwich, and it would be remembered forever!
