Nikko's Room O' DBZ -Prolog By TypoNumber5

A/N: Yes! I'm FINALLY doing a DBZ fic! BE HAPPY! . And Fuuchan, I know you don't like DBZ, but what would you say if I said I'm only doing this to annoy you? J/K!

Disclaimer: *Standing in a jail cell* All right! I don't own DBZ! Ya happy?! *lawyers nod and let me out*

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A young girl of around, oh, maybe 14, strolled down the isle of The Waffle Mart. "Excuse me, sir!" She called to a teenaged employee. "Where are your sub-space pockets?"

He blinked, twice. "Sub-space wha?"

"Sub-space pocket! I need it to keep my Frying Pan of Doom in! Speaking of which, where do you keep your Frying Pans of Doom?" She asked, pulling a stray strand of her waist length, deep purple hair behind her ear.

"Frying Pan of Doom?" The boy asked.

"How am I supposed to host a DBZ show IF I HAVE NO FRYING PAN OF DOOM?!!" She screeched.

"Uh."

She tried again, "Do you at least have any giant wooden mallets?"

"Mallet?"

"MALLET!" Her violet eyes filled with frustration as she yelled at the Waffle Mart worker. "A HAMMER! A BIG FAT HAMMER!!"

"Why do you want a 'mallet'?" He asked, trying out the new word.

"Duh! To bop people over the head with! Don't you ever watch anime?!"

"Anime? Isn't that some French dessert?"

"ARGH! That's IT! I'm LEAVING!!" The girl screamed. Then turned on her heal and stopped off towards the exit, but-

"Wait! I still wanna ask you out on a date!" A vein popped on the girl's head.

"Must. Control. Anger." She hissed though gritted teeth as she left the store. "Can. Not. Kill."

*****

The purple-haired girl smiled as she strolled down Elm Street carrying a bag filled with: 1 sub-space pocket, 2 Frying Pans of Doom, 2 giant wooden mallets, 3 spatulas, 1 egg beater, 1 Vegeta plushy, 1 Gohan plushy, 1 Mirai Trunks plushy, several capsules, and TONS of mystery prizes. "Gee," she said, "I should have gone to The Official DBZ Fangirl Super Mart in the first place!"

*****

The girl-who's-name-I've-yet-to-reveal-but-you've-probably-already-guessed- it stopped at 901 Fish Street. She was surprised to find the door unlocked, but grimaced when she open it and saw her older brother, George, staring mindlessly at the TV. She closed the door and walked around back and let herself in at the back door. From there she slunk down the powder-blue carpeted hall and took a right into her bedroom.

Still holding her bag, she glided over to her double bed. [WHAT?! She gets a DOUBLE bed?! Now I'm jealous.] She shoved her bag under it, the crawled under it herself. "Computer!" She called into the blackness.

"Name?" A female robotic voice asked.

"Nikko." Nikko answered. [*sarcastically* Wow, I finally revealed her name.]

"Password?"

"Gee, who do I like better? Gohan or Vegeta? I don't know. Why don't I stick with Mirai Trunks, seeing as he's the only one still single." As soon as the words left Nikko's mouth, the floor beneath her disappeared and found herself falling. "WWWEEEEEEEEEEEE!!" She yelled as the cold air swished past her. Her cry was abruptly cut of when she hit a very soft, giant piece of foam. "Oof."

Nikko sat up and came face-to-face with a pair of huge brown eyes. "Hi, sis!"

"AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" Nikko screeched and scramble away from the eyes, which belong to a 7-year-old chibi girl. "Kinko! Don't scare me like that! .How did you get down here anyway?"

Kinko fiddled with her perfect brown braid, "Well, you said that when you turned your 'secret' room- err- ROOMS into a studio you would change the password, and, well, you didn't. Can I be on your show?"

"Yeah, sure whatever. You can be my annoying little side kick."

"Yay!" She chirped and cartwheeled over to a large metal room and a slightly smaller one filled with buttons and little TV screens.

Nikko sighed and then walked over to the larger room. "Greg! Bob! Bill! Annoying person!"

Three boys scrambled into a line in front of the girl, while a fourth stayed where he was and said, "I have a name! And it's NOT 'annoying person.'! It's Joe!"

Nikko rolled her eyes, "Whatever. Are we ready to shoot?!"

"Yes, ma'am!" Greg, Bob, and Bill yelled while Joe just muttered something.

Suddenly, there was a loud crash and a "Woops!" from the room full of buttons.

"Kinko! What did you do?!!" Nikko demanded as she ran into the room. "Oh. my. THAT WAS THE REALLY-COOL-MACHINE-THAT-YOU-CAN-USE-TO-BRING-PEOPLE-FROM- THE-DBZ-WORLD-OVER-TO-THIS-WORLD!!! .RCMTYCUTBPFTDBZWOTTW for short!" She stated proudly.

"Great, now we can't do the show." Joe grumbled.

"No, we can still do "10 things DBZ Characters would NEVER say", the poll, "You Know You're Obsessed with DBZ When.", the "Extremely Stupid Trivia Question That Doesn't Have Anything to do With DBZ", AND we still need to introduce the show!"

*****

"Konnichiwa minna-san!" Nikko smiled at the camera, "Hi! My name is Nikko and I'll be your host for 'Nikko's Room O' DBZ'! It a really cool show where we bring people from the DBZ over to our world & make 'em do really stupid 'missions' in the Bubble Gum Room!"

Kinko gave her sister a funny look. "'Bubble Gum Room?"

Nikko grinned, "It runs of the amazing power of bubble gum! It can create any background I want, like the halo-deck on Star Track! And we WERE going to make DBZ characters make fools out of themselves in there, but SOMEBODY," The camera zoomed into Kinko, who was nervously inching away from her sister's death glare, "broke the RCMYCUTBPFTDBZWOTTW! So we'll just have to skip that part. Now, let's all put our hands together for '10 Things DBZ Character Would NEVER say'!"

*****

1. Goku: *ridding on Nimbus* Look, mommy! No hands!

2. Gohan: *dancing round a bonfire* BURN! Homework, BBUUUUUUURREEEEE!!!!!

3. Vegeta: Hercule, you're my hero! Can I have your autograph?!

4. Videl: Sharpener, Sharpener, he's my man! If he can't do it know one can!

5. Oolong: Pork, bacon. mmmm. bacon. *Drools*

6. Piccolo: I'm so special I'm the elephant man!

7. Vegeta: The children! Won't someone think of the children?!

8. Goten & Trunks: Eew, sugar, Yuck!

9. Cell: Can't we all just get a long?

10. Mirai Trunks: The Future? Screw the future! Let's just PAR-TY!

*****

Kinko smiled at the camera as though it was candy. "And now, since Nikko's in the bathroom, the poll! *Ahem* Which DBZ guy is best looking:"

1: Vegeta

2: Goku

3: Gohan

4: Mirai Trunks

5: Krillen

6: Piccolo

7: Yamcha

8: Master Roshi [*readers give me horrified looks* J/K, J/K!]

*****

"It's been ten minutes! Where IS Nikko?!" Annoying person- [*Joe gives me a Vegeta Death Glare*] err- JOE yelled.

"In the bathroom." Kinko stated, looking up from her HUGE GIANGANTIC SUPER SIZED SUNDAE FIT FOR A SAIYAN. or about fifty men, depends on how you look at it.

"The bathroom?! What do teenaged girls DO in there?"

Kinko shrugged, "I don't know, I'm still seven."

"All, right. We might as well go on with out her."

*****

You Know You're Obsessed with DBZ When.

~ You've called your brother "Gohan" by accident. [I DID that!]

~ You've had arguments with people not-so-obsessed over what color Trunks's hair is. [SOME people think its GRAY, I mean GRAY???]

~ You've made yourself an "OSH" badge, and wear it to school! [Hmm. maybe I should try that.]

~ You jump off diving boards, you flap your arms trying to flying because you can't bring out your Ki like Gohan showed Videl. [OK, I did do this, but for completely different reasons!]

~ Playing a computer game, your friends tell you to "Run away from the bad guys", you yell out "A SAIYAN NEVER RUNS!" [Yes I did that, but only because I couldn't think of another excuse to TRY AND KILL THEM!! MUHAHAHAHA!!!!]

~ You've dyed your hair blue or lavender. [I'm not THAT obsessed! But I'm not to sure about Nikko. O.o]

*****

Kinko stared at the bathroom door. "She's still in there."

"SCREW THIS!!!" Annoy- JOE yelled. "THE 'EXTREMLY STUPID TRIVIA QUESTION HAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH DBZ' IS NEXT!!!

"You need help." Kinko stated. "OK, question: what does 'nikko' mean? The first person who gets it right gets one of Nikko's many mystery prizes."

Just then, Nikko burst out of the bathroom door. "I'm BA-ACK! What did I miss?"

Kinko rolled her eyes. "Everything."

"Everything?!"

"What were you DOING in there?!!" Joe asked.

"I was trying to decide which lip gloss I show use! Strawberry, Peach, or Cherry." Nikko replied.

"And which one did you use?" Kinko questioned.

"Raspberry!"

Kinko and Joe sweat dropped. "Waiit.." Joe started.

"How did we do that?!" Kinko finished.

"Well. as long as you're down here, you're anime characters. Notice the black outline around your hand."

Kinko waved her hand in front of her, "Wow. why didn't we realize this before?"

"Uh. you're idiots?"

"IDIOTS?! IDIOTS?!!!!! " Annoying Person- I mean JOE- yelled. "WHO BUILT THESE ROOMS FOR YOU?!!! HUH?!!!"

Nikko sweat dropped, "Uh, you, and Greg, and Bill, and Bob!"

"Exactly! Kinko might be an idiot, but I'M not!!" Joe shouted. Kinko open her mouth to reply, but-

"BEEP! BEEP! FIVE MINUTES UNTIL DRAGONBALL Z!! FIVE MINUTES UNTIL DRAGONBALL Z!! BEEP! BEEP!" Nikko's and Kinko's watches sounded in unison.

"DBZ!!!!" The two girls yelled and ran off the screen, nearly knocking over the boys.

Then Joe said the only thing he could think of, ".Insane."

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So how was it? Good? Bad? So-so? What do you think should happen in the next chapter?

A: They bring Chibi Trunks and Goten over, and put in the Bubble Gum Room with: Marsh mellows, plates, forks, chocolate, gram crackers, and a microwave. (Poor, poor, who ever has to take care of Trunks and Goten on a sugar high!)

B: They put Hercule, Sharpener, and Videl in the Bubble Gum Room. (Poor, poor, Videl!)

C: They make Mirai Trunks go shopping with: Bulma, Chi-chi, and 18! (Poor, poor, Mirai Trunks!)

No flames!! Now, Review!!!