Disclaimer: Don't own LOTR; not that old. Don't own Sk8er Boi;
ties just aren't my thing. I do own this parody of it though.

Thanks to:

Gwen- for proofreading, encouraging, and giving me advice for this
fic.

AU. Sk8er Boi parody. READ! REVIEW! REVIEW!
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He was an outcast
She was a princess
Can I make it anymore obvious?

He was a human
She was an elf
What more can I say?

He wanted her
She'd never tell
She secretly wanted him as well

But all of her friends
Stuck up their nose
They had a problem with his smelly clothes

He was a ranger boy
She said see ya later boy
He wasn't clean enough for her
She had a pretty face
But her head was up in space
She needed to come back to Middle-earth

Five years from now
She sits at home
Bossing the servants
She's all alone

She turns on tv
Guess who she sees
Ranger boy rockin' up METV (1)

She calls up her friends
They already know
And they've all got tickets to see his show

She tags along
Stands in the crowd
Looks up at the king that she turned down

He was a ranger boy
She said see ya later boy
He wasn't clean enough for her
Now he's the King of Gondor
Smokin' on his cigar
Does your pretty face see what he's worth?

He was a ranger boy
She said see ya later boy
He wasn't clean enough for her
Now he's the King of Gondor
Smokin' on his cigar
Does your pretty face see what he's worth?

Sorry princess but you missed out
Well tuff luck that outcast's mine now
We are more than just good friends
This is how the story ends

Too bad that you couldn't see
See the king that ranger could be
There is more than meets the eye
I see the soul that is inside

He's just an outcast
And I'm just a princess
Can I make it anymore obvious?

We are in love
Haven't you heard
How we rock each other's kingdoms?

I'm with the ranger boy
I said see ya later boy
I'll be in the court after the show
I'll be in the rodeo
Singing the song we wrote
About a princess you used to know

I'm with the ranger boy
I said see ya later boy
I'll be in the court after the show
I'll be in the rodeo
Singing the song we wrote
About a princess you used to know

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(1) Middle-earth tv

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