A Date of A Lifetime!

Chapter 2: Visit To Green Ranch

Jack scurried out of the mountains and down to the Green Ranch. The place where he had gotten his horse. A family of redheads called the Huckles lived there. Mr. Huckle owned a little shop where people could buy or sell animals.- Or buy animal supplies. But that wasn't Jack's reason for going there. He wanted to see Ann Huckle. Mr. Huckle's tomboyish daughter.

Jack ran over to the shed where Ann was milking a cow.

Jack: Hey, Ann, watup?

Ann: Woah! You scared the dickens out of, city boy. What's the big idear sneakin up on meh and ol' Penelope like that?

Ya know the poor thang frightens easily

Jack: Sure thing, doll face. I won't do it anymore as long as ya don't call me 'city' boy. Sound fair, sugar baby?

Ann: You got yerself a dealie there, city-oopz. I mean. country boy *giggle*

Jack smiled and gave Ann some flowerz he'd found in the mountain.

Ann: Oooh. You didn't have to pick those fer lil' ol' meh.

She took the flowers and started chatting w/ Jack.

Meanwhile, hiding in the shadows....

Kai: Koom by yaaa my Lord. Koom by...um..what comes next?

Cliff: Y-Y-Y-Y-Ya

Kai: Ooooooooooooh ok. pause ...What's a 'ya', Cliff?

Cliff: (starts to cry) Why do I always get asked hard questions?!!!

Grey: Cliff! Kai! Shut the hell up! Can't you see that freak of nature is flirting with-

Kai: Harris?

Grey: No! Well he might be...but right now he's flirtin' w/ my sister, Ann! I swear I'm gonna go up there and kick his-

Cliff: Aah! Don't s-s-say it Grey! I d-d-d-d-don't wanna hear which body part you'll kick!

Grey: ......Butt.

Cliff: Aggggggggggh! I told you I didn't wanna hear it! WHY??!!

Grey: You're pathetic.

Back to Ann & Jack ~

Ann: Say, country boy. I gotz a question ter ask yeh.

Jack: Kay.

Ann: Do ya like meh?

Jack: Course I do, Ann! Who couldn't like a buttercup like you?

Ann: Well since this here relationship of ours ain't go'n no wheres. Sos I was just a thinkin that maybeh we coulder ya know- turn the knob upa knotch er two

Jack: As in-?

Ann: Meet meh at dat vineyard at 6:32 sharp. I gotz a surprise fer yeh

Jack's eyes widened.

Ann: See ya later, shweet heart

Ann gave Jack a small peck on the cheek and then went into the shed.

Jack looked astonished at first and then grinned.

Jack: {thinking} I am the lady's man. I am the chick magnet. Booyah! Who's da hot one now? I getting' down wit my bad self. Getting' laid in the shade. Who's horny tonight..me. The Babe Blaster! Let's do a little dance, make a bit of love, and get down tonight. Wooooo!

Grey broke his 'happy dance' with a tap on the shoulder. Jack jumped and then turned around. Three sets of eyes looked at him. Grey's angry eyes, Cliff's worried eyes, and Kai's crossed eyes.

Grey: Hi, Jack

Jack: Oh. Hiyah Grey, Kai, Cliff

Cliff: G-Good afternoo-noon

Kai: I....um...ate a rare metal one time. It tasted like metal. A really kinda...uh rare metal. Hi, jack!

Jack: Hello again, Kai

Grey: {fake smile} So, Jack watcha do'n here? Buying some chickens?

Jack: Um..not really. I came to b-buy fodder

Grey: But you don't gots a cow or sheep

Jack: It's for my horse. I g-gotta go. It's 3:02

Jack ran out of Green Ranch before he could be asked anymore questions.

Grey: {smirking} I knew he wouldn't want us to find out. We just gotta see what those two are gonna do in the vineyard tonight. If he lays a finger on my sister I'll-

Cliff: Aggggh! Don't say it! (covers ears) I'm n-not listening! Lalalalalalalalalala!

Kai: Look Grey. Cliff's singing!

Grey: Ooooooh. Can't you two act normal for just once?

Kai: (sucking his thumb) Fat's your job, Gay

Grey: I'm not gay!

Cliff: Aaaagh! Don't say the G-word, Grey!

Kai: Cliff's doen singing. My turn! There was a farmer who had a dog and Flamingo was his name-o! yay! B-I-N-BO. B-I-N-B-O. B-I-N-BO and that was like his name-o

Grey: (grabbing Kai's ear) There was a farmer who had a friend and Kai was his name-o. F-R-E-A-K. F-R-E-A-K. F-R-E-A-K. And Kai was his f*#$^&% NAME-O!

Cliff: (crying) Stop the violence!

Grey: Shut it, Cliff! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Hehehe. Sowy to cut it off there. To be continued dudes..