The Date of A Lifetime!
Chapter 3: Monday School
Finally Jack isn't the main character in this chapter. It's just about how the youngsters act in Sunday..whoops..Monday school. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Priest: Okay children what do you think we'll be dping today?
May raised her hand.
Priest: Yes, May?
May: Um. We don't know because you haven't told us yet, pal
Kent: Yeah. Who do you think we are? Physic or somethin?
Priest: N-no of course not. But today we'll be learning about the ocean
Kent: Boring!
Priest: (pretending he didn't hear him) the four oceans on earth are wonderful and fascinating places
Kent: Yeah. More exciting than up my a**
Priest: (again ignoring Kent) In these huge bodies of water live many wonderful animals
Stu: Like what dude?
Priest: Um.Stu please don't address me by dude
Stu: Okay dude. So, like what kindza animals live in the salty crap water?
Kent: Duh, Stu. Like tunas and big fat whales
Priest: Yes, Kent but there are also sharks and-
Kent: Oh yeah! Sharks are so cool! Hey May, have you seen that movie about that great white who kills a bunch of stupid people?
May: Yeah. That movie kicked!
Kent and May high-fived each other. The Priest sweatdropped and then handed each kid a blank piece of paper.
Kent: This better not be a test
Stu: Dude, I failed math!
Priest: No no. It's not a test. On each of your pieces of paper I want you to draw an ocean scenery
May: So, it has to have an ocean in it?
Priest: Yes. I'd suggest you draw an underwater scene with corral, sea weed, and your favorite animal
Kent: Is that it?
Priest: Yes. It's time to let your imagination flow
Kent: Okay
Kent let out a long loud belch that could've shattered the windows.
Ten minutes later...
Priest: Time's up! Let's see your drawings
The Priest walked by Kent's desk and picked up his sheet of paper. It had a drawing of a huge shark killing a female scuba diver who was breast feeding a baby.
Priest: Uh...v-very creative, Kent
Kent: I agree, old chap
The Priest walked over to May who handed him her picture. It was a drawing of a knife on the dirt.
Priest: May, what is this?
May: Duh. It's a knife. My mom gave it to me when I was a baby
Priest: But I told you to draw an underwater picture
May: It IS an underwater picture. See it's laying on the ocean floor. I was gonna draw some sea plants but I think the picture would look better plain
The Priest slapped his forehead and walked over to Stu who was sleeping.
Priest: Stu, wake up!
Stu bolted up in his seat with his hands. The Priest took it and looked at it. The whole piece was blue scribbles.
Priest: Stu, where's the detail?
Stu: Dude, I got really detailed. It's like from the perspective of a snorkeler. But since the ocean's like full of salt and dirt it's kinda hard to see stuff..hehe
The Priest looked at his watch. -_- Time wasn't passing quick enough for him..
Chapter 3: Monday School
Finally Jack isn't the main character in this chapter. It's just about how the youngsters act in Sunday..whoops..Monday school. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Priest: Okay children what do you think we'll be dping today?
May raised her hand.
Priest: Yes, May?
May: Um. We don't know because you haven't told us yet, pal
Kent: Yeah. Who do you think we are? Physic or somethin?
Priest: N-no of course not. But today we'll be learning about the ocean
Kent: Boring!
Priest: (pretending he didn't hear him) the four oceans on earth are wonderful and fascinating places
Kent: Yeah. More exciting than up my a**
Priest: (again ignoring Kent) In these huge bodies of water live many wonderful animals
Stu: Like what dude?
Priest: Um.Stu please don't address me by dude
Stu: Okay dude. So, like what kindza animals live in the salty crap water?
Kent: Duh, Stu. Like tunas and big fat whales
Priest: Yes, Kent but there are also sharks and-
Kent: Oh yeah! Sharks are so cool! Hey May, have you seen that movie about that great white who kills a bunch of stupid people?
May: Yeah. That movie kicked!
Kent and May high-fived each other. The Priest sweatdropped and then handed each kid a blank piece of paper.
Kent: This better not be a test
Stu: Dude, I failed math!
Priest: No no. It's not a test. On each of your pieces of paper I want you to draw an ocean scenery
May: So, it has to have an ocean in it?
Priest: Yes. I'd suggest you draw an underwater scene with corral, sea weed, and your favorite animal
Kent: Is that it?
Priest: Yes. It's time to let your imagination flow
Kent: Okay
Kent let out a long loud belch that could've shattered the windows.
Ten minutes later...
Priest: Time's up! Let's see your drawings
The Priest walked by Kent's desk and picked up his sheet of paper. It had a drawing of a huge shark killing a female scuba diver who was breast feeding a baby.
Priest: Uh...v-very creative, Kent
Kent: I agree, old chap
The Priest walked over to May who handed him her picture. It was a drawing of a knife on the dirt.
Priest: May, what is this?
May: Duh. It's a knife. My mom gave it to me when I was a baby
Priest: But I told you to draw an underwater picture
May: It IS an underwater picture. See it's laying on the ocean floor. I was gonna draw some sea plants but I think the picture would look better plain
The Priest slapped his forehead and walked over to Stu who was sleeping.
Priest: Stu, wake up!
Stu bolted up in his seat with his hands. The Priest took it and looked at it. The whole piece was blue scribbles.
Priest: Stu, where's the detail?
Stu: Dude, I got really detailed. It's like from the perspective of a snorkeler. But since the ocean's like full of salt and dirt it's kinda hard to see stuff..hehe
The Priest looked at his watch. -_- Time wasn't passing quick enough for him..
