Weeeeeeelllllllllllllllllllll, hello there! Lolz. Don't mind myself. I'm doped up on coke cola. Lolz. I just bought Avril Lavigne's album. I just can totally relate to all of those songs. Relationships suck! Well.. I'm making a series of short stories with her songs (not all of them.. just ones where I can… like only seven songs.. lolz). They aren't together into a story… they are a vignette of sorts. Oh, some shorts are part of wrestling and others, they aren't wrestlers.. so like yeah.

I'll be in and out of these little stories cause I'm having a personal problem in my life.. but I will finish the stories.

Disclaimer: If you believe Santa Claus is real… then this is real to you. The wrestlers I write about… are real… but in the stories, they are just my figments of what I want them to be.

So like yeah… have I made you lose interest? Lolz. If not… here's the series

LET GO.

Here's a list of the songs and wrestlers that will be featured. They aren't the way things are meant to be… yeah… one more thing. I'll be using their real names on some… k? oh.. and lolz… I might use the same people, don't ask.

Losing Grip – Matt Hardy and Torrie Wilson (yea yea.. shhh..)

Sk8er Boi – Stephanie McMahon, Jericho (Chris Irvine), and Lita (Amy Dumas)

I'm With You – Molly Holly (Nora Greenwald) and Jeff Hardy

Mobile – Lita

Unwanted – Jeff Hardy and Trish Stratus

Anything But Ordinary – Lita and Matt Hardy

My World – Trish Stratus and Test (Andrew Martin)

That's it. I'm starting on Losing Grip… and hence forth! Did I write hence forth? Woah.. I must be doped! Lolz