CHAPTER: 5
So Teal'c agreed to this drinking competition, Doctor Fraiser (incapacitated at the time) had told him he could. Teal'c sat by the side of the fish tank in which his symbiote swam in vodka; Colonel O'Neill sat on the bar with shot glasses around him.
"So lemme get this … Teal'c's thing-me-jig has to drink the equivalent of what ever the Colonel drinks?"
Lucy questioned, standing on a stool leaning on Daniel. Daniel nodded.
"Yup."
"Well that's stupid!"
Lucy being blonde ... well for her of all people to come out with logic was a rare occasion so everyone turned around, frowning.
"Well the fish tank could have holes in."
She shrugged. Everyone turned away, sorry that they had paid attention to her in the first place.
"Well it could!"
She said folding her arms. Sam came over from talking to the Colonel with her and Daniel's drinks (she stole it while he wasn't looking).
"Where's Janet?"
She looked around so did Daniel.
"Dunno."
Just then Janet came slandering over, taking Sam's (stolen) drink from her.
"We have 1000 and 3 tiles on this ceiling."
Daniel and Sam looked up.
"Wow."
"Fascinating."
General Hammond rang the bell that hung above the bar, getting everyone's attention.
"Hey everyone look at me."
He stated. Most people turned around. Jack downed his first 4 drinks with little trouble other than his throat burning. Sam came to his side.
"Go on Sir … do it for my fishes."
Sam said a big dopey grin spreading over her face as she kissed the Colonel on the cheek, allowing him to shallow his 7th shot with a big gulp, colour filling his face. Sam put her arm around his back and began rubbing his shoulders encouraging him. And so Jack downed in total 10 and ½ vodka shots … before falling face down into Sam's lap.
"Ok Teal'c you turn."
Janet ever the doctor ran to Jack's side and sat with him along with Sam. Hammond sat Teal'c up as Lucy put the symbiote in the equivalent of 10 and ½ vodka shots.
"You ok Big Guy?"
She asked Teal'c, who nodded in response.
*************30 Mins Later************
The symbiote having drank most of the contains of the tank was placed back in Teal'c. Teal'c was enjoying this new found feeling know as 'Incapacitated' and was wandering around the bar chatting random woman up, Janet always up for a laugh had betted Teal'c that before the evening was out she will have gotten a woman's phone number, it was up to Teal'c to get a man or woman's number… Janet decided he had more changes that way.
"Jack…. Sir... wake up sleepy head."
Sam patted the side of his face. He began to stir.
"Come on Sir, rise and shine."
"I will rise but I refuse to shine."
He slurred.
"Jack… G'evening."
Daniel poked him in the temple, avoiding Jack swatting his hand away.
"You won."
Sam said, fanning his face with a beer mat.
"Again."
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FIN.
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So Teal'c agreed to this drinking competition, Doctor Fraiser (incapacitated at the time) had told him he could. Teal'c sat by the side of the fish tank in which his symbiote swam in vodka; Colonel O'Neill sat on the bar with shot glasses around him.
"So lemme get this … Teal'c's thing-me-jig has to drink the equivalent of what ever the Colonel drinks?"
Lucy questioned, standing on a stool leaning on Daniel. Daniel nodded.
"Yup."
"Well that's stupid!"
Lucy being blonde ... well for her of all people to come out with logic was a rare occasion so everyone turned around, frowning.
"Well the fish tank could have holes in."
She shrugged. Everyone turned away, sorry that they had paid attention to her in the first place.
"Well it could!"
She said folding her arms. Sam came over from talking to the Colonel with her and Daniel's drinks (she stole it while he wasn't looking).
"Where's Janet?"
She looked around so did Daniel.
"Dunno."
Just then Janet came slandering over, taking Sam's (stolen) drink from her.
"We have 1000 and 3 tiles on this ceiling."
Daniel and Sam looked up.
"Wow."
"Fascinating."
General Hammond rang the bell that hung above the bar, getting everyone's attention.
"Hey everyone look at me."
He stated. Most people turned around. Jack downed his first 4 drinks with little trouble other than his throat burning. Sam came to his side.
"Go on Sir … do it for my fishes."
Sam said a big dopey grin spreading over her face as she kissed the Colonel on the cheek, allowing him to shallow his 7th shot with a big gulp, colour filling his face. Sam put her arm around his back and began rubbing his shoulders encouraging him. And so Jack downed in total 10 and ½ vodka shots … before falling face down into Sam's lap.
"Ok Teal'c you turn."
Janet ever the doctor ran to Jack's side and sat with him along with Sam. Hammond sat Teal'c up as Lucy put the symbiote in the equivalent of 10 and ½ vodka shots.
"You ok Big Guy?"
She asked Teal'c, who nodded in response.
*************30 Mins Later************
The symbiote having drank most of the contains of the tank was placed back in Teal'c. Teal'c was enjoying this new found feeling know as 'Incapacitated' and was wandering around the bar chatting random woman up, Janet always up for a laugh had betted Teal'c that before the evening was out she will have gotten a woman's phone number, it was up to Teal'c to get a man or woman's number… Janet decided he had more changes that way.
"Jack…. Sir... wake up sleepy head."
Sam patted the side of his face. He began to stir.
"Come on Sir, rise and shine."
"I will rise but I refuse to shine."
He slurred.
"Jack… G'evening."
Daniel poked him in the temple, avoiding Jack swatting his hand away.
"You won."
Sam said, fanning his face with a beer mat.
"Again."
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FIN.
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