Scene: The Lair
Kirby: *yawns* I'm so sleepy…
Merton: *smiles* Why don't you go to sleep?
Kirby: *glares at Merton* Shut up, I know what you are thinking. Wait until she goes to sleep, then have the werewolf tie her up or something. Well you forget you're working against a super genius agent.
Tommy: Hey Merton that was a good idea.
Kirby: As if! It would have never worked I'm too smart for you.
Merton: *mutters* Yeah so smart you almost kill your test subject.
Kirby: Shut up! Now I need to secure the werewolf. I knew this would come in handy someday. *Takes small remote out of her pocket*
Merton: What is that?
Tommy *scared*: What is that?
Kirby: It's a silver force field.
Tommy: *gulps* Silver?
Kirby: It won't hurt you. It will simply keep you caged so you won't do anything to me.
Tommy: What if I don't want to…
(Kirby holds gun up)
Tommy: Heh… Heh…I'm going…
(Tommy gets out of bed and walks toward Merton's desk, Kirby presses a button that causes small green bars to surround Tommy)
Tommy: Hey…this is too easy to get out of I can just…
(Tommy tries to walk out of the force field)
Tommy: *whimpers* I'm not trying that again…
Kirby: Good that means the force field works.
Merton: So are you going to leave now?
Kirby: Yeah… duh…
Merton: But you can't just leave us here…
Kirby: Yeah, I can…
(Kirby leaves the Lair)
Merton: Well this is just peachy…we are tied to the wall, and Tommy is trapped in a force field.
Lori: Tommy is there anyway you can slip through the laser bars?
Tommy: I can try, but If I do I'm going to get burned really bad…but I'll try…
Merton: C'mon Tommy you can slip through…
(Tommy slowly slips his leg through the narrow bars)
Tommy: *gulps* I got my leg through…
(Tommy slips half of his body though)
Lori: You're almost through…
(Tommy slips the rest of his body through slightly rubbing against the bar)
Merton: Tommy you okay?
Tommy: Yeah…but I slightly burned my stomach on the bar. *Holds stomach*
Lori: *laughs* Thank goodness you aren't a fat werewolf…you would have never got through…
(Merton & Tommy laugh as Tommy unties Merton & Lori)
Tommy: So Merton what is your plan?
Merton: Well first we need to sneak over to Kirby's basement and destroy all the pictures and data she has about you, but the key is we have to make it look like we weren't there at all. We have to make it look like nothing was destroyed.
Lori: Sounds good to me, but why do we have to make it look like nothing was destroyed?
Merton: Because we want Kirby to leave and think she has all her information on Tommy. *Winks*
Lori: Oh I see, but what about the Ploy-Sci book?
Merton: Right before she leaves I'm going to switch it with my real Poly-Sci book.
Lori: Merton that's brilliant!
Merton: I know you don't have to…
Tommy: *smiles sheepishly* I don't get it…
Merton: Tommy we are going to do a um *does hand quotes* switch-er-roo on her…
Tommy: Oh…*pauses* Let's go!
(Tommy, Lori, & Merton head towards Kirby's house)
Scene: Kirby's House
(Tommy, Lori, & Merton come running up)
Merton: Okay we should try and find a window we can get into or find a way to get in that won't make a lot of noise.
Lori: Merton, how do we know she's not awake?
Merton: Hm…I never thought about that.
Tommy: So what are we going to do?
Merton: I guess we will just have to chance it. She'll probably be asleep and if she does wake up we will just have to bail.
Lori: So basically what you are saying is that this is really risky.
Merton: Yep.
Lori: *smiles* I like taking risks. Let's go!
(Tommy & Lori run towards the back of the house)
Merton: Wait for me! *Runs after them*
Scene: Behind Kirby's House
Lori: There are no windows that lead to the basement.
Merton: Keep looking, I'm sure there's one somewhere.
Tommy: *amazed* Wow…I've never seen doors in the ground. I wonder where they lead.
Merton: *looks over where Tommy is* Tommy those are cellar doors. They lead to the basement!
Tommy: Really? Aw man I thought I found a secret passageway or something in the ground.
Lori: *laughs* A secret passageway?
Tommy: Hey…it could be a secret passageway.
(Lori, Merton, & Tommy enter the basement)
Scene: Basement
Merton: Okay, we have to do this quickly and quietly.
Lori: What all do we need to destroy?
Merton: Well first we have to replace the film in the camera that she took pictures of Tommy with. Hold on put these gloves on first before you touch anything. *Hands gloves to Lori & Tommy*
(Tommy, Merton, & Lori all three put the gloves on)
Tommy: What's up with the gloves Merton?
Merton: With the gloves on we won't leave our fingerprints on anything. It's basically if Kirby gets suspicious and decides to dust for fingerprints.
(Merton removes the film from his pocket and hands it to Lori; Lori replaces it with the new unused film)
Tommy: I didn't think Kirby took any pictures of me.
Merton: I bet she did in the woods, but even if she didn't we have the film just to be sure.
Lori: I bet this laptop has some information about Tommy on it. *Points to laptop*
Merton: You're probably right. I'll access her system and delete all of her files on Tommy and replace them with other files. You and Tommy look around for other information.
(Merton accesses the computer and deletes all of the files on Kirby's mission, while Tommy and Lori look for more information around the basement. Suddenly Tommy freezes)
Lori: Tommy what is it?
Tommy: Shh… I heard something…I think Kirby is awake.
Lori: We should leave now.
Merton: Hold on, I only have a few more files to delete.
Tommy: Hurry she's coming down the second floor stairs.
Merton: Three more files.
Tommy: She's walking towards the basement stairs.
Merton: One more.
Tommy: Merton she's opening the door!
(Merton turns off the computer and climbs out of the cellar door along with Tommy & Lori. Kirby walks down the stairs to see nothing at all)
Kirby: *shrugs* Must have been a mouse.
Scene: Outside Kirby's House
Tommy: *takes deep breath* that was close.
Merton: It was, but it's not over. We have to hurry and get back to the Lair, exchange the book, and make it look like we didn't even leave.
Lori: Merton's right. We better go now.
Tommy: Let's go.
(Tommy, Lori, & Merton run as fast as they can to the lair)
Scene: The Lair
Merton: Here is the real Poly-Sci book. *Switches them* Now we have to hide the other one.
Lori: Hide it in Becky's room.
Merton: I thought about that, but she might find it before I get it back.
Tommy: How about in your bathroom?
Merton: Good Idea. *Walks into bathroom and puts it in the towel closet* There.
Tommy: Now what do we do?
Merton: Well Tommy you have to tie Lori and me up and make it look like the way Kirby tied it.
Tommy: Okay.
(Tommy finishes tying Merton & Lori up, when he hears footsteps outside the door)
Tommy: *shocked* She's coming.
(Tommy tries to slip back into the force field, but burns his foot slightly)
Merton: You okay?
Tommy: Yeah, I think so, my foot just stings.
Merton: The stinging should go away soon.
(Kirby walks in)
Kirby: *smiles evilly* did you miss me?
Merton: *sarcastically* Oh yes…about as much as we would miss the stomach flu.
Kirby: *glares at him* you really annoy me.
Merton: *smiles* you annoy me too.
Kirby: Shut up. *Pulls gun out*
Merton: Heh…Heh…I'm quiet.
Kirby: Good, but to tell you the truth. *Smiles evilly* I have no use for you people anymore. In fact I'm moving out tonight, and I'm taking the book. *Laughs* Sorry you didn't have time to copy it. Your loss not mine.
Merton: *gapes* I spent so much time on that.
Kirby: *sarcastically* I'm so sorry…too bad I get all the credit for it.
I can just see the head agent applauding me for writing such a detailed book about werewolves in such a short amount of time.
Merton: *glares at her and whines* that's my book.
Kirby: Sorry Merton. *Smiles evilly and starts to leave*
Merton: Hey, where are you going?
Kirby: Hello, I just told you, to go pack and get out of this pathetic town.
Merton: But you can't just leave us tied up here.
Kirby: Oh can't I? I kind of feel bad though because I have to leave you like this, but If I didn't leave you here, you might try to stop me, and we can't have that happening. Now can we?
(Merton, Lori, & Tommy smile at her as she walks out of the Lair)
