Nagi, Nagi, the Pitty!!
by Picaro
Disclaimer: I don´t own Weiß Kreuz (wouldn´t mind, thought), I´m not making any profit, its just for fun
Warnings: OOC, attempted humor, bad grammar
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Schuldig was bored. This blockhead Takatori had decided to ´borrow´ them to one of his business partners and now they were here, in the middle of nowhere. He had already spent over a whole with nothing more to do than to peek into his team mates heads. And now he was bored out of his head. He was debating with himself if he should give Crawford another try when he noticed it.
There it was again. Immediately his assassin instincts kicked in. He flattened himself against the balcony floor, never taking his eyes of it. ´Yeah, today ... This time I´ll get you, little kitty.`
Silently he licked his lips and watched how his target went over to the veranda.
Schuldig watched how he made himself comfortable. ´A, little kitty, thinking that we are safe and invincible, aren´t we?´ With a low nearly inaudible chuckle he jumped to the ground.
Still smirking, Schuldig crept nearer and nearer to the place the other one was sitting.
Peeking over the veranda-edge he let out a small sound of dismay. He wasn´t there anymore! Then something caught his attention. A barely noticeable movement from the edge of the other corner. `That bastard´s laughing at me! ´ Schuldig let out a deep threatening growl.
He didn´t like to be played with. `Just you wait, darling. It takes two for this sort of game, just you wait.` And with that he ducked back behind the corner.
´Just you wait!´
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Farfarello watched as Schuldig vanished around the corner. He and Nagi were sitting on the other Veranda (the house was big), the youth typing on his laptop. He was really grateful that he had it while such boring missions.
"He´s still at it." That made Nagi blink and look up. "Who? Schu?" (Hey, that rhymes!) Farfarello nodded.
"He´s still chasing him around?" Another nod. " He jumped from the balcony again."
Nagi sighted. "I´m just glad that his room is on the first floor. Why does he have to chase the housecat around?"
"It´s not the housecat, it´s a stray one", Farfarello reminded.
"Yeah, yeah. Whatever ..." Farfarello didn´t react at the open display of disinterest. He had spotted the black-white cat in some distance from the veranda and was following her now with his single golden eye.
Nagi just shook his head. Since they had arrived here nothing at all had happened (except Farfarello).
Crawford was taking care of business man number 851, (like Schu, Nagi didn´t bother to memorize their names), Farfarello was, well, himself, he was eternally grateful that his laptop was portable and Schuldig was trying to follow a cat to it´s hideout.
Yet, it had seemed so unimportant at first sight. There was nothing special about this cat. It was a normal black-white cat with slightly longer fur and green eyes with amber spots. It was also a little bit bigger than the most cats. But nothing special. The man they were currently working for had told them that it was the former house owners cat and that it just kept returning to this house. Unfortunately he also mentioned that nobody had ever managed to follow it to its hideout. And so the catastrophe had taken its direction. The bored Schuldig had taken the challenge and failed miserably. Meanwhile it had already become something resembling a obsession.
Every day he did at last three attempts to follow the cat and every time he failed. By now, watching the struggle between Schu and the cat had become something like a entertainment-show for Nagi and Farf.
"He knows something, ya know?"
This question jerked Nagi out of his thoughts. "Who? Pitty?"
Pitty was the cat´s name. Nagi found it still amusing that someone had given this cat-version of a brawler a name like that. Just one letter less and the picture would be perfect.
Pitty. Pity. Mitleid.
The guilty one chasing the pity. What a choke.
"No. Crawford."
Nagi rolled his eyes. It was nothing new that their leader and precog knew something they didn´t. "Oh, really?"
"Yeah. He´s been grinning the whole day."
That was something new. Nagi knew that Farfarello, although insane, also was very perceptive. Not being sane didn´t has to mean being stupid. Before Nagi got to ask what he meant by this, another person stepped on the veranda. Crawford.
Nagi gave him a questioning look. "Farf´s saying your up to something.?"
A shadow of a smile played around Crawford´s lips. "Very perceptive. " Nagi scowled.
"And?"
"You´ll see soon."
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Schuldig grinned to himself. He had finally succeed into following this black-white devil. Now he would find his hideout and give him some good surprises.
The cat before him rounded another corner.
Schuldig rounded the corner.
The cat followed a small beaten path.
Schuldig followed the small beaten path.
The cat turned .
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Nagi still stared at Crawford as suddenly a cry pieced their ears.
Curiously he stepped to were Farfarello was standing, getting himself a better look at what was happening. Crawford followed him smoothly. Suddenly Farf started cackling.
And then it came.
Schuldig sprinting at top speed at the front, tightly followed by a hissing and screeching bundle of black-white fur.
The cat was actually running on three pawns, while using his right front pawn to scratch the telepath in his under legs!
According to Schu´s screams of pain Pitty´s aiming was pretty good.
Nagi stared wide-eyed at the sight in front of his eyes, his mouth hanging open. Behind him Farfarello cackled even more.
Schu had noticed them by then and made a mad dash into their direction, while screaming "Nagi! Nagi!! The Pitty !! "
Another successful hit.
" Jeowtch! Help!! He´s killing me!!"
That was it. The rest of the feared Schwarz assassin team dissolved into laughter.
Of course no one helped Schu.
And so the cat chased the highly dangerous, mind-reaping, at least about nine times as big as itself German telepath about three times through the whole big garden.
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Picaro: Tadaah! That was it. Guess I´ll have to explain some things.grins
In german, you´re often using the ´the´ before someone´s name if you´re speaking
about him/her. It´s also used when you´re telling someone else about a persons action.
So if Schu´s shouting ´the Pitty! the Pitty!´ it´s meaning the same as if he´s shouting
´the cat! the cat!`.
This story actually happened to someone I´m knowing. Getting chased by a cat on
three legs, I mean. I´m thinking about making a series about such and similar silly
events and would like to know what you are thinking about this! Really!!
So please review!
Well, this is it. The end of the story. Hope you liked it! C&C desperately wanted.
Reviews will be plotted out and sticked on my wall, flames will be fed to my cat.
he likes to make confetti
