Goten + Chibi Torankusu = Mass extinction



It was a lovely morning at the Capsule Corp house, for Buruma, that is. She hadn't revealed her plans about going to Hawaii to Vejita yet.

"Vejita?" Buruma called.

"Shut the hell up, woman, I'm watching TV."

"Turn that damn thing off now and get over here!"

Vejita reluctantly turned it off and stormed into their bedroom.

"What?" he hollered back, right into her face.

"I thought I might tell you that we're leaving for Hawaii in an hour. You better start packing if you want to go! We're staying for a week."

"Packing? You pack my damn clothes, I'm not," he grumbled.

"Oh, by the way, Gokou and Chichi are coming," Buruma added quickly with a smile. Vejita stopped dead in the middle of a step.

"What did you say, woman?" he asked breathlessly.

"I said, Gokou and Chichi are coming along."

"I'M STAYING HOME!" he roared, shaking the house.

"Ok," Buruma replied with a smile, "You get to watch Torankusu and Son Goten for me. Oh yeah, Gohan will be coming over too. Have fun, I'm leaving early." Buruma gave Vejita a quick peck on his check and hustled out the door.

"GET BACK HERE, WOMAN!"

*Later*

Vejita stared at Goten and Gohan, who were standing in the doorway with their luggage in their hands. Torankusu ran over to Goten to help him with his bags. Goten and Torankusu quickly scrambled out of the room, but Gohan continued to stand there.

"Um…hello, sir," Gohan said weakly.

Vejita continued to stare at Gohan. They stood like that for about twenty minutes until Torankusu came out and grabbed Gohan's arm. Torankusu dragged Gohan's stiff body into an empty bedroom.

*One Hour Later*

The house was silent in fear of Vejita blowing up someone. Gohan pressed his face against his window in his room while Goten and Torankusu had a staring contest with the rules changed slightly, so that you could poke each other's eyes.

Vejita was watching Oprah in the living room. He was laying on a recliner and shoving beer down his throat. Vejita's eye suddenly twitched as a familiar scent entered the room. He turned around to see Torankusu and Goten. Now Vejita had remembered, it was the scent of half Saiyajins. Vejita stared blankly at them as the two of them smiled back. Nobody moved, nobody spoke. Vejita continued to stare, Goten and Torankusu continued to smile so wide that their jaw started aching. Finally Vejita belched so loud that the house shook, and they two boys took off, running like hell to hide the fact that they were laughing.

It wasn't before long that Vejita started to get hungry. Looking at a nearby clock, he noticed that it was already 5.

"Oh damn…who's gonna cook dinner?" he thought aloud. He lazily wandered out into the kitchen, opening the fridge. "I can't cook anything…" Suddenly Vejita noticed a credit card that Buruma must have forgotten in the fruit bowl, between the oranges and grapes. "Perfect…"

"KAKAROTTO'S SPAWNS! PURPLE-HAIRED MOTOR MOUTH! GET YOUR SORRY BUTTS OUT HERE NOW!" Vejita screamed, not wanted to go look for them. In an instant, all three of the half-saiyajins were standing in front of Vejita. Only Goten was smiling, that famous Son smile that Vejita loathed. "We're going out to eat since I can't cook. I don't care what you order, just don't make noise and shut up!"

"Which car are we taking, Dad?" Torankusu asked, eyeing his father.

"Who ever made cars should be hung. We're flying," he replied, walking out the door. The three ran out behind him, but he was already gone.

"He didn't even tell us what restaurant to go to," Gohan sighed, scratching the back of his neck. Goten almost started crying.

"Well, Dad always likes to go to the fancy Italian restaurant behind Chuck E. Cheeses…come on, let's see if he's there," Torankusu mused.

"CHUCK E. CHEESES?" Goten hollered in excitement, following Gohan and Torankusu. The three of them started flying at the speed of light.

Eventually they made it to the restaurant, and Vejita was standing outside, his arms crossed with a mean glare on his face.

"What took you so long? Thanks to you, it's too crowded and there's a 50 minute wait, and I'm not waiting that long to get some damn food!" Vejita roared, making Torankusu's hair fly up.

"Your dad looks funny when he's angry, Torankusu," Goten smiled, poking Torankusu's shoulder.

"I heard that!" Vejita screamed, diving for Goten.

"Torankusu, help!" Goten screamed, dodging ki blasts as Vejita gained up on him.

"Got you!" Vejita hollered, holding Goten in the air by his hair like a fish. Forgetting his fear and pain, Goten started becoming ecstatic when he saw Chuck E Cheeses beyond the trees.

"OOOH! Can we go to Chuck E Cheeses, please please please please please please plea-"

"SHUT UP!" Vejita hollered, throwing Goten against the pavement, hoping it would shut him up. "Breath in…breath out…breath in," Vejita mumbled to himself. Vejita started flying at a normal pace, and the three semi-saiyajins followed.

"Where are we going now, Dad?" Torankusu asked, moving up along side of Vejita. Vejita shook his head, not knowing how to answer.

"LOOK! IT'S MCDONALDS, OH CAN WE GO, PLEASE? PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE?" Goten shouted at the top of his lungs. Torankusu joined in and started whining too. This almost gave Vejita heart failure, so he had to give in.

"FINE, FINE!" Vejita shouted, diving down towards Mickey D's.

*At McDonalds*

As the four were walking in, they saw an add on the door. It was an add for a job for the new Ronald McDonald since the old one died of a drug overdose. Vejita blew up the sign and entered.

"Oh gosh, look how long the line is," Gohan sighed, getting at the back of the line. Vejita swore to himself and picked up the two little saiyajins, placing them under a table. Then he grabbed Gohan and did the same.

"OK, WHO EVER ARGUES WITH ME IS GETTING BLOWN UP! GET YOUR SORRY REARENDS OUT OF HERE BEFORE I BLOW THIS WHOLE PLACE TO THE MOON!" Vejita shouted. At first, everyone in the restaurant, stood there, staring dumbly at Vejita, but when Vejita started powering up, they all scrambled out of McDonalds before you could blink. Vejita casually strolled up to the counter and snapped his fingers. A teenage employee quickly ran up to a cash register.

"I'd like 300 Big Macs, 600 large fries…and…hey, what do you want?" Vejita hollered back to the kids. They crawled out from under the table and rushed over.

"I'll have the same thing, except cut in half," Torankusu replied.

"Me too," Gohan and Goten replied in unison.

"A-anything…to um…d-d-drink?" the employee asked nervously.

"We'll all have large Dr. Peppers," Vejita mumbled, pulling out Buruma's credit card. "Charge it"

As Vejita, Gohan, Torankusu, and Goten started eating, people cautiously started filing back into the restaurant. They would stop and stare at how the Saiyajins were eating, but then Vejita would blow them up, and they obviously wouldn't be staring any more. Before long, the restaurant was back to normal. From out of nowhere, an employee scrambled up to Vejita and gave a huge smile.

"Excuse me sir, but we were wondering if you came here to try out to be the new Ronald McDonald. We've decided to hire you, you're perfect!" the employee shouted. Goten and Torankusu started laughing, choking on their food. The whole restaurant went silent except for the sound of Goten trying to cough up his hamburger and get the fries out of his nose.

"I'm sorry, what was that?" Vejita asked casually, his eye twitching.

"You, sir, you would make a perfect Ronald McDonald. Your hair is perfect!"

"ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND? I AM NOT GOING TO ENTERTAIN DAMNED SNOTTY- NOSED KIDS ALL DAY AND WEAR GIANT RED SHOES! WHO EVER MADE UP RONALD MCDONALD SHOULD BE SHOT!"

"But sir-"

"YOU ARE THE REASON WHY PEOPLE BUY GUNS!" Vejita screamed, grabbing the employee by his neck and throwing him out the window. The young man sailed into the sunset, never to be seen again. Before long the restaurant was back to normal, and Goten was the only one done eating since he had given the rest of his food to Torankusu after he choked.

"Look, a play place!" Goten cried happily. "Can I go play in the play place, Mr. Vejita sir? Please?"

"Please do," Vejita replied, wolfing down food as if there was no tomorrow.

The table was quiet and peaceful without Goten, but not for long. Goten's cries and wails were soon heard in the play place area, and Torankusu went over to check it out, along with everyone else in the restaurant (except Vejita, who didn't give a damn).

"WAAAAH! TORANKUSU, I CAN'T BREATHE! I'M DROWNING!" Goten screamed, falling into the shadowy ball pit. Red and Yellow and Blue balls swallowed Goten as he fell deeper and deeper. Soon the police arrived and Torankusu couldn't go and save Goten since it was covered in that annoying yellow police tape. "PLEASE, TORANKUSU, HELP ME!"

Soon there was a TV crew to come and report the story. The story of the strange little boy that drowned in a ball pit at Mickey D's was heard world wide, including Hawaii.

"We're here live at the scene! A strange, remarkably annoying little boy with funky black hair is screaming at the top of his lungs as he continues to struggle in the ball pit. We have called in the swat team to help," the news caster cried.

Vejita was soon the only person in the eating part of the restaurant, still stuffing his face. Everyone else had raced to the play place. As heavily armored swat team members raced past Vejita, he continued to eat, not even looking up. He had no idea that Goten was drowning, nor did he care.

"WAAAAAH! I CAN BARELY BREATHE!"

"Don't worry little boy, we're coming in after you!" A swat team member shouted bravely diving into the plastic balls. In no time, he recovered Goten and brought him out of the ball pit for all to see. People cheered, the news interviewed Goten, and Vejita continued to remain oblivious.

*On the plane to Hawaii*

"Hello everybody, we're about 14,000 feet above the earth, flying at a steady pace southwest. In about 8 hours, we'll reach Hawaii. Oh yeah, I just thought I might tell you, on breaking news there's this little boy that almost drowned in a ball pit at McDonalds with funky black hair. Anyway, the flight attendants will be-" the Pilot announced on the intercom. At that very moment, Chichi passed out as Gokou stared wide-eyed out the window to the ground below, not even hearing the announcement.

"VEJITA!" Burma screamed at the top of her lungs…



-----------------------------------------------

Should I continue? Write a review!