Here we go again! Ready?
Behind the flaming Buruma stood Chichi, her arms crossed, and Gokou, still eating. Vejita stood up and walked forward slowly, quickly turning the station on the television. He paced over to Buruma and stared at her right in the eye as she glared back.
"What did you do?" Buruma asked coldly.
"I went to McDonalds," Vejita replied.
"REALLY?" Gokou shouted, running forward, but Chichi restrained him by his hair.
"Where is Goten?" Buruma asked. "And what about Torankusu and Gohan?"
"Up in some bedrooms," he replied without a care.
"Are they still breathing?"
"Unfortunately," Vejita sighed. Buruma and Chichi ran past Vejita and upstairs as Gokou stood in the doorway, eating. As silence closed in the Saiyajin's ears, he slowly lifted his head to see Vejita staring at him.
"Here, I got this from the airport," Gokou said, pulling some food out of a pocket in his orange gi and placing it in Vejita's hand. Vejita kept staring straight at Gokou as the yellowish, brownish, mushy substance slipped through his fingers and onto the floor. Gokou quickly dove onto the ground to get it. "Five second rule!"
*In the hallway*
Buruma and Chichi were running frantically down the hallways, yelling Torankusu and Goten's names. Buruma found Torankusu's room and burst through the door to see him.
*In Torankusu's room*
"Torankusu, are ok?" Buruma yelled, jumping over to his bed and picking him up into a giant hug.
"Maybe…once…you'll stop…hugging me…" he replied, gasping for air.
"GOTEN!" Chichi screamed, hugging him. "Where is Gohan?" she screamed as Gohan came running into the room. She fiercely hugged Gohan as he tried to scream out, 'My bladder, my bladder', but I was too late, he had already leaked everywhere.
"Gohan, you are so nasty, go march to the bathroom right now!" Chichi screamed, dropping Goten on the ground and shoving Gohan out the door.
"Come on, Chichi, you can change in my room," Buruma said, leading Chichi out the door and down a few halls.
Torankusu and Goten still remained on the floor, trying to straighten out their ribcages.
*In the living room*
Nothing much was going on in the living room. Vejita continued to stare straightforward as Gokou was licking up the floor as if it was a Popsicle. Before long, Vejita grew tired of the constant sound of slurping from Gokou.
"Shut up, now!" Vejita yelled, gripping Gokou's shoulders. Gokou stood up quickly, but it was TOO quick, and Vejita fell on top of Gokou. Suddenly, Buruma entered the room.
"That is disgusting," Buruma sighed, crossing her arms. Vejita and Gokou quickly looked over at Buruma and struggled to stand up on the slippery floor, which was wet due to the strange substance Gokou was licking.
"We weren't doing anything, Woman," Vejita said hoarsely.
"Vejita."
"What, Woman?"
"No more food tonight, no more TV either. I know what you're watching."
"You do?" Vejita gasped.
"Wresting is going to rot your brain," Buruma yelled. Vejita let out a sigh of relief. "Oh, no more Blue's Clue's either," she said.
"What? I'm not watching it, it's just that when you turn on the TV, it's on the station that was last on and that's what Torankusu was watching," Vejita mumbled quickly.
"Right. We're going to talk. After the Sons leave for dinner, which you are excluded from, we'll talk."
"DAMN YOU, WOMAN! I WANT MORE DINNER!"
"No way. I'll screw up the wires in the TV if you try and do anything," Buruma replied with a smirk. Vejita knew there was nothing he could do now.
*Later*
Vejita sat on the ground, secretly whimpering like a little kid as he watched Gokou eat. The Sons got up to leave, and all was silent.
"Torankusu, your father and I will be up in our room. Don't blow anything up," Buruma told Torankusu, kissing him on the head. Torankusu sighed and turned on the TV.
*Up in Buruma and Vejita's room*
For a while, the two just stood glaring at each other.
"Woman."
"Vejita?"
Buruma looked back at Vejita's face, which was losing its frown. She just couldn't stay mad at him. Vejita looked at Buruma, now looking sad. Vejita walked forward to Buruma, his eyes surprisingly peaceful now. Taking Buruma into his arms, she leaned against him, forgetting the McDonalds incident.
"I'm sorry, Woman," Vejita whispered in her ear. Buruma looked up at Vejita-and then the door swung open.
"Whoa…sorry," Torankusu said, turning red.
"Torankusu!" Buruma hollered. "Since when are you aloud to burst in here?"
"I'm sorry but…THERE'S A BUNCH OF RABID RACCOONS MAKING FACES AT ME THROUGH THE WINDOW!" Torankusu cried, waving his arms wildly.
"Vejita?" Buruma asked softly.
"Yeah…go ahead and blow them up," Vejita replied, looking at the moon outside his bedroom window.
"Yea!" Torankusu yelled, running happily out the door.
"I doubt they're raccoons, they're probably Gokou and his spawns. It sounds like something they would do. They sure look like raccoons," Vejita grumbled, still holding Buruma. Buruma sighed to herself.
"You'll never change," she said. "And I like that."
Suddenly, the phone rang. Buruma sighed, releasing herself from Vejita's grasp and picking up the phone.
"Hello?" she asked.
"Buruma!"
"Mom?"
"Yes, yes, I need you to come down right away, your father is in the hospital!"
"Oh my gosh, are you serious?"
"Yes! Please, you'll come, won't you?"
"Well of course I will! I'm on my way!" she cried, hanging up the phone.
"What?" Vejita asked when she started running around frantically, started to pack some clothes.
"My father, he's in the hospital!" Buruma cried.
"Oh."
"DON'T YOU GIVE A DAMN?"
"Uh…does this mean I have to watch Torankusu again?"
"Yes!"
"Dammit," Vejita roared, clenching his fists.
"You're doing this to help me. Don't go psycho and kill him," she said, panicking. Torankusu heard Vejita swear, which he loved, so he ran up to see what happened.
"What's going on?" Torankusu asked, picking up a shirt for his mom.
"You're grandpa's in the hospital and I'm going to go see him!" she replied. "Finally, some time to spend with my mom, another female," she thought silently.
"Oh, can I have Goten sleepover?" Torankusu shouted excitedly, ignoring the fact that his grandfather was seriously ill.
"Sure, sure, whatever, fine," Buruma replied WITHOUT EVEN THINKING WHAT SHE HAD JUST SAID. "Love you both!" she cried, running out the door. Torankusu ran over and waved to her on the staircase as he watched her run down a few more flights of stairs and out the door.
"Thanks, mom!" he shouted. Suddenly gasping, Torankusu realized that he would be home alone with his dad and Goten. "Not…again…"
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Behind the flaming Buruma stood Chichi, her arms crossed, and Gokou, still eating. Vejita stood up and walked forward slowly, quickly turning the station on the television. He paced over to Buruma and stared at her right in the eye as she glared back.
"What did you do?" Buruma asked coldly.
"I went to McDonalds," Vejita replied.
"REALLY?" Gokou shouted, running forward, but Chichi restrained him by his hair.
"Where is Goten?" Buruma asked. "And what about Torankusu and Gohan?"
"Up in some bedrooms," he replied without a care.
"Are they still breathing?"
"Unfortunately," Vejita sighed. Buruma and Chichi ran past Vejita and upstairs as Gokou stood in the doorway, eating. As silence closed in the Saiyajin's ears, he slowly lifted his head to see Vejita staring at him.
"Here, I got this from the airport," Gokou said, pulling some food out of a pocket in his orange gi and placing it in Vejita's hand. Vejita kept staring straight at Gokou as the yellowish, brownish, mushy substance slipped through his fingers and onto the floor. Gokou quickly dove onto the ground to get it. "Five second rule!"
*In the hallway*
Buruma and Chichi were running frantically down the hallways, yelling Torankusu and Goten's names. Buruma found Torankusu's room and burst through the door to see him.
*In Torankusu's room*
"Torankusu, are ok?" Buruma yelled, jumping over to his bed and picking him up into a giant hug.
"Maybe…once…you'll stop…hugging me…" he replied, gasping for air.
"GOTEN!" Chichi screamed, hugging him. "Where is Gohan?" she screamed as Gohan came running into the room. She fiercely hugged Gohan as he tried to scream out, 'My bladder, my bladder', but I was too late, he had already leaked everywhere.
"Gohan, you are so nasty, go march to the bathroom right now!" Chichi screamed, dropping Goten on the ground and shoving Gohan out the door.
"Come on, Chichi, you can change in my room," Buruma said, leading Chichi out the door and down a few halls.
Torankusu and Goten still remained on the floor, trying to straighten out their ribcages.
*In the living room*
Nothing much was going on in the living room. Vejita continued to stare straightforward as Gokou was licking up the floor as if it was a Popsicle. Before long, Vejita grew tired of the constant sound of slurping from Gokou.
"Shut up, now!" Vejita yelled, gripping Gokou's shoulders. Gokou stood up quickly, but it was TOO quick, and Vejita fell on top of Gokou. Suddenly, Buruma entered the room.
"That is disgusting," Buruma sighed, crossing her arms. Vejita and Gokou quickly looked over at Buruma and struggled to stand up on the slippery floor, which was wet due to the strange substance Gokou was licking.
"We weren't doing anything, Woman," Vejita said hoarsely.
"Vejita."
"What, Woman?"
"No more food tonight, no more TV either. I know what you're watching."
"You do?" Vejita gasped.
"Wresting is going to rot your brain," Buruma yelled. Vejita let out a sigh of relief. "Oh, no more Blue's Clue's either," she said.
"What? I'm not watching it, it's just that when you turn on the TV, it's on the station that was last on and that's what Torankusu was watching," Vejita mumbled quickly.
"Right. We're going to talk. After the Sons leave for dinner, which you are excluded from, we'll talk."
"DAMN YOU, WOMAN! I WANT MORE DINNER!"
"No way. I'll screw up the wires in the TV if you try and do anything," Buruma replied with a smirk. Vejita knew there was nothing he could do now.
*Later*
Vejita sat on the ground, secretly whimpering like a little kid as he watched Gokou eat. The Sons got up to leave, and all was silent.
"Torankusu, your father and I will be up in our room. Don't blow anything up," Buruma told Torankusu, kissing him on the head. Torankusu sighed and turned on the TV.
*Up in Buruma and Vejita's room*
For a while, the two just stood glaring at each other.
"Woman."
"Vejita?"
Buruma looked back at Vejita's face, which was losing its frown. She just couldn't stay mad at him. Vejita looked at Buruma, now looking sad. Vejita walked forward to Buruma, his eyes surprisingly peaceful now. Taking Buruma into his arms, she leaned against him, forgetting the McDonalds incident.
"I'm sorry, Woman," Vejita whispered in her ear. Buruma looked up at Vejita-and then the door swung open.
"Whoa…sorry," Torankusu said, turning red.
"Torankusu!" Buruma hollered. "Since when are you aloud to burst in here?"
"I'm sorry but…THERE'S A BUNCH OF RABID RACCOONS MAKING FACES AT ME THROUGH THE WINDOW!" Torankusu cried, waving his arms wildly.
"Vejita?" Buruma asked softly.
"Yeah…go ahead and blow them up," Vejita replied, looking at the moon outside his bedroom window.
"Yea!" Torankusu yelled, running happily out the door.
"I doubt they're raccoons, they're probably Gokou and his spawns. It sounds like something they would do. They sure look like raccoons," Vejita grumbled, still holding Buruma. Buruma sighed to herself.
"You'll never change," she said. "And I like that."
Suddenly, the phone rang. Buruma sighed, releasing herself from Vejita's grasp and picking up the phone.
"Hello?" she asked.
"Buruma!"
"Mom?"
"Yes, yes, I need you to come down right away, your father is in the hospital!"
"Oh my gosh, are you serious?"
"Yes! Please, you'll come, won't you?"
"Well of course I will! I'm on my way!" she cried, hanging up the phone.
"What?" Vejita asked when she started running around frantically, started to pack some clothes.
"My father, he's in the hospital!" Buruma cried.
"Oh."
"DON'T YOU GIVE A DAMN?"
"Uh…does this mean I have to watch Torankusu again?"
"Yes!"
"Dammit," Vejita roared, clenching his fists.
"You're doing this to help me. Don't go psycho and kill him," she said, panicking. Torankusu heard Vejita swear, which he loved, so he ran up to see what happened.
"What's going on?" Torankusu asked, picking up a shirt for his mom.
"You're grandpa's in the hospital and I'm going to go see him!" she replied. "Finally, some time to spend with my mom, another female," she thought silently.
"Oh, can I have Goten sleepover?" Torankusu shouted excitedly, ignoring the fact that his grandfather was seriously ill.
"Sure, sure, whatever, fine," Buruma replied WITHOUT EVEN THINKING WHAT SHE HAD JUST SAID. "Love you both!" she cried, running out the door. Torankusu ran over and waved to her on the staircase as he watched her run down a few more flights of stairs and out the door.
"Thanks, mom!" he shouted. Suddenly gasping, Torankusu realized that he would be home alone with his dad and Goten. "Not…again…"
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