My First GG Poem (and no, it's not supposed to be good. So ha)


A VITAL SUMMARY: ATTENTON! READ THIS! I'm Bored and I just finished watching about every single episode of friends (second season) on DVD, I watched all the special feautures, I stared at a picture of Emily Dickinson for about an hour trying to get inspiration to write another chapter of Writing To Rory (which, by the way, you really should read and review, because if you don't you'll make me very sad and I have had a very bad day and would love some cheering up), nothing came, so I decided that I would make all of you FF.net readers suffer the consequences of MY BOREDOM!

Question: what do all those things MEAN! I mean, I get Trory, I get Java Junkie, I get L/C, but Narco and Literati? Okay, Narco... Not A Reason for Coupling-O (NARCO). And Literati... forms out of our little bookworms... Literat-URE... I'm stumped.


POEM:

I started watching GG,
Quite a while back,
I must admit I didn't like it,
I thought they couldn't act,
I thought they didn't do very well,
In trying to create that 40's movies golden spell,
Of talking really fast,
And being so wonderful,
Audience's were aghast.

But then I grew addicted,
Starting watching more and more,
I kept on brushing of comments,
"I'm not a GG Junkie to the core!"
I said.
Yet I thought of it before I went to bed.

So I watched it without worrying,
That anything would go wrong,
Without knowing that soon,
Gilmore Girls would be a BOOM...

And I watched it with friend,
She and I together,
We called in crap,
We called it bad,
But when something on the show that wasn't good for Lorelai or Rory happened,
We were truly very sad.

Now we're both Literati's,
Thought neither of us admit's,
And when her older brother wants to watch his shows on Tuesdays at 8:00 EST,
We throw fits,
"we need to see the crap,
"it's good for our complexion,
we need to watch bad shows,
or else in our best-selling autobiographies there'll be no crappy section."

So that's the tale,
Of how I was dragged in,
It's sad,
I know,
And written bad,
I KNOW,
And you're wondering why the hell you read it,
But thinking back on watching that first episode,
I don't really regret it.


***Wow, I'm a poet. Look for my name on the next bestselling... poetry collection. Lizabeth Zabella Vytyp. You can't miss it.***

**** Okay, I don't need your scathing reveiws on the poem I was just bored and since I have a MAC and can't figure out how to upload things from it I have to email all my things to my PC, then upload from there and it's all very very very time consuming and since I was bored it was something to do *takes breath*