Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh!, you would be crazy if you did. ^-^'
Yu-Gi-Oh Bloopers
Scene1 (Playing Duel Monsters Cards)
Joey- HA! I beat ya!
Yugi- That's impossible!
Director- Joey, your supposed to lose...
Joey- What?! Me?! A loser?!
Director- Yes, you, the loser...
Joey- Man...this whomps...
Take 2
Joey- Ha! Beat ya again!
Yugi- NO!! HOW?!
Director- JOEY!!!!!
Joey- What?! It's not my fault Yugi sucks!
Yugi- Hey! I'm in the room ya know!
(Skip, skip, skip...etc.)
Take 17
Yugi- I LOST AGAIN?!
Joey- Yugi, we've been playing the same game over and over again for the past few hours. I'm getting tired and I haven't been trying the past few times!
Yugi- WHAT?! YOU'RE NOT TRYING????!!!
Scene 2 (I the game shop)
Grandpa- You kids are in for a real treat! It's not everyday I take out this card!
*Takes out card*
*Everyone gasps*
*Tea takes card*
Tea- It doesn't look that special to me...
Director- that's not your line...
Tea- I know that, I mean it. Look at it, it's all-
Director- Camera man, cut that part out...
Take 2
*Dark Magician appears and takes card and stares at it*
Dark Magician- It doesn't look that special to me...
Director- THAT'S NOT YOUR LINE!!!!!
Dark Magician- eep...
Take 3
*Tristan takes card*
Tristan- Hmmmm...It doesn't look that special to me...
Director- STOP SAY- ....oh you got...it...right...for once...heh...
Take 4
*Grandpa takes card and rips it*
Grandpa- This makes me very special!
Kaiba- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! *Stands there with eye twitching*
Director- Go get the back-up Blue eyes!
Scene 3 (The ripped Blue Eyes)
Grandpa- *Jumps up and down* I FEEL CHIPPER!!!
Director- Your supposed to be weak!
Grandpa- NUH-UHN!! *Sticks out tongue*
Yugi- Oh, real mature! Ew underpants!
Take 2
*Kaiba rips blue eyes*
Kaiba- NO! Grandpa's card!
Director- Kaiba?
Kaiba- what?!
Director- .........nevermind...you won't get it...
Kaiba- huh????
Take 3
*Grandpa tears card*
Grandpa- And that's how you play Duel Monsters!
Kaiba- *Starts Clapping* YAY! STORY TIME!!!
Director- Not you too!!
Grandpa- Hey! I'm an old man get used to it!!!!!
Take 4
* Grandpa tears card*
Grandpa- HA! Oh! Was I not supposed to do that?
Director- arrgh...
Take 5
*Grandpa rips card*
Grandpa- TA-DA!
Kaiba- Hhhhh-Aah!
Director- oye....keep Grandpa away from the cards...
Joey- *Scratches head* Where are all these cards coming from?
Take 6
*Grandpa is tied on the tree*
Grandpa- HEY! Let me down! I'll sue!
Joey- Not if your mouth is sealed.
*Puts duct tape on his mouth*
*Looks at tape and puts a strip on his own mouth*
Joey- mmmmm!!! mmmii mmmman mmmeeaave!! (Heyy!!! Me can't breath!!)
Grandpa- mmmmm mmmmmup!! (shut up!!!)
Joey- mmmmmmmm...
*Tristan happens to appear and rips tape off Joey's mouth and slaps him on the head hard*
Joey- OOOOWWWWWWWW!!!!! OOOWWWWWW!!!!! OWWWWW!!!!! I'M FREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
*Sweatdrop*
Take 7
Tristan- Is my hair okay?
Tea- No...
Tristan- What?! It isn't?! *Runs to a close by mirror*
Tea- It's the same but it's always not okay...
Tristan- huh? *Still looking through the mirror*
Take 8
Tea- Stupid!
Tristan- huh? *Still looking through the mirror*
Take 9
Tea- Tristan-
Take 10
Tea- would-
Take 11
Tea- you-
Take 12
Tea- shut-
Take 13
Tea- up!
Tristan- huh? * STILL looking in the mirror*
Tea- *Smacks him in the head* LISTEN!!
Tristan- huh? why?
Tea- Cuz if you don't I will bury you in the soil of Yugi's underpants!
Tristan- NO! NOT THAAAAAAT!!!!!!!
Yugi- I thought you people were my friends...
Joey- Really? I thought we were just acting...*Scratches head again*
Tea- Naw ya think?
Take 14
Yugi- BUT THEY'RE JUST UNDERPANTS!!
Take15
Yugi- JUST UNDERPANTS!!
Take 16
Yugi- JUST-
Take 17
Yugi- J-
Director- Yugi?
Yugi- yep?!
Director- SHHutUP!!
Take 18
Yugi- JUST UNDERPANTS!!
Director- *Slaps face*
Scene 4 (Yugi vs. Kaiba)
Kaiba- The mighty Blue Eyes White Dragon!! MHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!
Director- You don't use the Blue Eyes yet!!
Kaiba- oh...*gasps* Ohhhhhhhh!!!
Director- That's right, you don't use the blue eyes!
Kaiba- I'm sorry you were talking?
Director- Yeah..I told you not to use the blue eyes and you gasped..
Kaiba- Oh..no I wasn't gasping because of you, I was gasping because I found out why dogs sniff other dog's butts!
Director- You're sick.
Take 2
Kaiba- The Mighty Blue Eyes White Dragon!
Yugi- They're Just underpants!
*Grandpa rips Blue Eyes*
Director- STOP THE CHAOS!!!
Take 3
Yugi- So this is how you beat Grandpa.
Kaiba- Aren't you supposed to be Yami Yugi?
Yugi- huh?
Kaiba- You know, that guy?
Yugi- OOHHHHH....picky aren't we...
Take 4
Yugi- Look at me, I'm Yami Yugi! I'm so special! I rule the world and I still wet my bed!
Joey- Show off!
Yami Yugi- How embarassing. I'd hate to be the person HE'S talking about...
Tea- You ARE the person he's talking about...
Yami Yugi- What? Huh? No! That can't be! *Breaks down and cries like a baby*
Joey- I still think he's a showoff. He's bragging about the fact he wet's his bed and trying to make me jealous but it' not working cuz I wet my bed too!
*Sweatdrop*
Kaiba- Oh! That reminds me! I have to pick up my laundry! *Runs out the door*
*Sweatdrop*
Yugi- Okay....weird...
Tristan- Joey and his stupid confessions
Tea- Joey? I don't think you should say anything, especially about your 'personal problems'
Joey- *BLushing* heh...
Take 5
Yugi- I'm not ready!
Take 6
Yugi- Hello? Some people need a little more time?
*Waits 5 seconds*
Take 7
Yugi- FORGET IT!!
Take 8
Yugi- Do you not get it!
Take 9
Yugi- Okay! I'm leaving! *Slams door*
Take 10
...
Take 11
...
Take 12
Director- Yugi?
Take 13
...
Take 14
...
Take 16
Joey- Uh...hello?
Take 17
Director- Okay! That's it! NEXT SCENE!!
Scene 5 (Yami Yugi draws Exodia)
Yami Yugi- * Draws card* Uh? Director? This isn't the card!
Director- Then keep drawing!
Yami Yugi- *Takes out a pad and pencil*
Director- NO! Draw the cards!
Yami Yugi- *Starts drawing the Dark Magician*
Director- Take a card from the top of your deck and throw away that pad and paper!
Yami Yugi- oooooh!!!!
Director- Right! Let's start over!
Take 2
Yami Yugi- *draws card* This isn't it...
Director- Then keep drawing!
Yami Yugi- *Keeps drawing* Nope...Nope...no...no...no...no...no....no...damn....damn...
Director- Stop swearing, this is a kid's show!
Yami Yugi- okay...no...no...no...no..no...no...
Joey- Yugi? Aren't you supposed to keep them in order?
Yami Yugi- yeah...well...I could have sworn I did keep them in order...
Joey- *Sees Tristan picking up decks and shuffling them, Joey starts glaring at him* Tristan...What are you doing?
Tristan- uuuhhhhhhhhhhhhh......counting the cards?
Joey- LIAR!!! *Runs and tackles him*
Tristan- AAAAHHHHH!!!! Oof!
Director- And this started off because of a simple card problem...This is the Director's Weekly News...Join us next time to what directors suffer, the diseases of their clients.
Take 3
*BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
Yugi- O_o'
Director- Now! Who did that? Tristan? Joey?
Joey- I didn't do it...
Tristan- Meneither...
Kaiba- *Raises hand* Guilty!
Tea- Kaiba? That's gross!
Joey- AAAWWWWW!! Kaiba had a little inncident and it was his first burp! Where's a camera when you need one....
Camera man- Well, I'm filming this ya know and I SAW THE WHOOOLE THING....*Acting like a goody-goody child*
Joey- Oh! Oh! Oh! can I BORRRROOOOW the tape, PLEEEEEAAAASE!! I wanna show it to my friends!!!
Yugi- But were your friends and we already saw it...
Joey-.....well..my job is done...*Dusts his hands*
Take 4
Yugi- *Draws Card* This is STILL NOT THE RIGHT CARD!!
Joey- *Looks at Tristan*
Tristan- What?! I didn't take Yugi's deck and drop it on the floor and shuffle it about 500 times again and again and again on purpose!!!!
Joey- Are y-
Tristan- OKAY! I CONFESS! STOP PRESSURING ME!!!I DID IT OKAY! YA HAPPY! I CONFESSED!! But ya know what?
Joey- Chicken butt?
Tristan- That right! I'm addicted!
Joey- Your bad at lying..
Tristan- *looks down, looking pitiful* I know...*Suddenly goes insane and runs around grabbing decks and throwing them around*
Director- *Runs up to Tristan, looking VERY angry*
Joey- Wow...I bet they both have a yami without a millenium item...
Tea- That's the smartest thing you said the whole day!
Joey- Thank you, Thank you!
*Tristan runs past them screaming*
*Director, right behind them chasing him with a couch*
Joey- Poor couch...
*Director has Tristan huddled in the corner while he was still holding the couch*
Tristan- Don't hurt me!
*Puts down couch and hits him in the head*
Tristan- OWWWW!!! What was that for?
Director- For your stupidity, I'm embarassed for the both of us...
Take 6
Yugi- I'm Yugi! I have NO sense of humor!
Joey- Hmmmm....you're now realizing that?
Yugi- You mean I NEVER had a SENSE OF HUMOR!!
Joey- WOW...I never seen yugi get so mad.
Yugi- I NEVER HAD A SENSE OF HUMOR!!!! THIS SUCKS!! *Starts stomping away*
Joey- I'll be locking my bedroom door tonight...
Tristan- To pee in your bed?
Joey- What?!
Tristan- To-pee-in-your-bed?
Joey- what?!
Tristan- *Walks away*
Joey- Where are you goin?!!! Hey! Come back! Hello? Heeeelllllo???!!!
*5 minutes later*
Joey- I'm soo alone!!! ...They even forgot my birthday!!! Hey guys!!! Wait for me!! I wan't you to plan my a surprise party today at 4:00pm sharp at my house so I can pretend to be surprised!!!!!
*Runs out and slams door*
*Few seconds later*
Director- *Eating do-nut* Hey.........where'd everyone....... go? *Still stuffing himself with do-nuts *
*Looks around* HEEELLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOO!!!! Is anyone heeeeeerrrreee?????? YOOOooooo-LAAAaaaaa-HEEeeeeee-HOOOOooooo!!!!!!
*Director gets knocked out*
Kaiba- HA! That's for making me look stupid!
*Director gets up frankenstein style and punches Kaiba from above into his chin*
Kaiba- ow...ow...ow...ow...ow...
Director- Look stupid? You ARE stupid!
Take 7
Yami Yugi- *Draws card* IT'S EXODIA!!! FINALLY!!!
Director- You JUST ruined the scene....
Yami Yugi- How?!
Director- you- I don't feel like talking....
Yami Yugi- uhhhhh...director? *Pokes Director*
Joey- I think he fell asleep...
Tristan- Standing up?!
Joey- Then he must be one tired son of a-
Tea- Watch your mouth!
Joey- gun...
Take 8
Director- *Snore, Snore*
*Sweatdrop*
Joey- I'll be the new director!!
Tea- Oh no you won't! Not Over my dead body!!
Joey- Wow! All my dreams are coming true!! Me, a director. and a dead Tea!
*Gets whacked in the head by you know who*
Tea- You suck, you know that?!
Joey- Well gee....your now realizing?!?!
Tea- You still suck.
Joey- Bite me, Dough girl!
Tea- FINE! *Grinds teeth, preparing to bite him*
Joey- *Starts Running* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKK!!!!
Take 9
Director- *Snore*
Tea- WAKE UP!!!
Director- *Snore*
Tea- Well, somebody isn't gonna get his daily dose of chocolate today!
Director- *Snort* WHaa...Take.......10? *Snore*
Tea- That's right and...WAKE UP!!!!
Director- mommy!! I don't wanna go ta school today....*Still sleeping*
Tea- *Stabs him with a pencil*
Director- OOOOOOWWW!!!! CHHHHH!!!! *Snore* *Falls asleep without closing eyes*
*Poke*
Director- OOOOWWWW!! *Snore*
*Poke*
Director- OOOOWWWW!! *Snore*
Tea- that's it! You're asking for it! TICKLE TIME!!!
Director- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!! heh....heh...I'm not......ticklish...*Taking breaths through words*
Tea- Okay, Then I guess you won't mind if I do it again.
Director- HAHAHAHAHA!!! NO!! DON'T!! STOP!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Tea- That oughta teach ya not ta fall asleep on my turf.
*Snore*
*Sweatdrop*
Scene 6 (Kaiba Loses)
Kaiba- WHAT?! I lose?! You're kidding!!
Yugi- Naw...you win!
Kaiba- oh...THANK GOD!
Joey- Kaiba...you idiot...
Kaiba- Look who's talkin!
Joey- It must hurt to be that stupid!
Kaiba- At least I'm not beyond stupid!
Joey- Why you little!
Kiaba- If I'm so little then you must be a teeny weeny itty bitty insy winsy little tiny...monster!
Joey- ARGH!
*Tries to punch Kaiba but Kaiba ducks, Joey misses and hits Tristan in the head*
Joey- NO!!!
*Runs to Tristan and make a big dramatic scene*
Joey- No! Don't die on me now! If you die I'll kill you!
Tristan-Okay, okay, I'm up!
Joey- You're alive!
DIRECTOR, BEHIND THE MISTAKES!
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Director- Hi, I'm the impos....um...I mean...director.
Real Director- IMPOSTER!!!!!!!!!! I'LL KILL YOU!!!! YOU STUPID *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP*!!!
Joey- That's right ya heard me, I'm the real director! I can show you embarassing pictures of myself!!
*The director is beating up the imposter in the background while the "director" is still talking*
Joey- Here's when I stuffed myself in chocolate...until I realized it wasn't chocolate...^_^'
And there's when I kissed the school bully, I was drunk...but that's not the point...I thought he was my girlfriend...
That's when my girlfriend tricked me into dyeing my hair pink...
Oh yeah! And that time when I decided it was cool to wet my bed and took a picture and showed it to all my friends.
*Director shoots head up and glares at Joey*
Director- Step away from my chair!
*Joey SLOWLY backs back*
Director- Now! I can show you the embarrassing pictures of myself!
*Stage hand walks up behind him and shows him a piece of paper*
Director- *Ahem* Since "I" already told you this, I guess I'll be leaving...
*Walks away proudly*
Director- *In a whispero the camera man* You can turn it off now... uhh...camera man? HEY! Don't point that camera at me! We're done with it! There's no point in- Oh no you don't! Only I'm allowed to use that finger young man! I want you to show some respect to me! I SAID PUT THAT FINGER DOWN!!!!! I KNEW I SHOULDN'T HAVE HIRED YOU FROM THE STREETS!!!!!
*Director grabs the camera*
*Everything goes blank with white snowish things*
*Camera comes back on a few minutes later*
*Director has bruises and a black eye*
Director- It's okay! I got someone else to do the job! *Dabs face with wet towel* Therefore *dab* I don't *dab* have to wor*dab*ry about him *dab* any*dab*more! I *dab* showed him *dab* a lesson *dab dab dab*
*Original*Camera man- Why you *BEEP* *BEEP* son of a *BEEP* *BEEP*!!!
*All of a sudden camera goes off*
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Tea- So much for 'Behind the mistakes'
Director- Aren't you gonna help me?!
Joey- Nope...I'm sure you said not to get near you EVER...sometime ago...oh well... I can't remember...
Yugi- It's okay! We'll just go get some icecream!
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Author's note: Sorry if I didn't include Bakura in the story but he comes LATER all you Bakura fans! I hope you liked it! No flames remember! If you have a complaint or a problem, please email me or just simply type a review that isn't harsh.. My email address is on my profile. It either has to be 'important' or if you would like to start a 'NICE' conversation or somethin'.If it's something bad, then you won't get a reply and your email will be thrown in the trash. Sorry for talking to much! Thanks for reading!
Yu-Gi-Oh Bloopers
Scene1 (Playing Duel Monsters Cards)
Joey- HA! I beat ya!
Yugi- That's impossible!
Director- Joey, your supposed to lose...
Joey- What?! Me?! A loser?!
Director- Yes, you, the loser...
Joey- Man...this whomps...
Take 2
Joey- Ha! Beat ya again!
Yugi- NO!! HOW?!
Director- JOEY!!!!!
Joey- What?! It's not my fault Yugi sucks!
Yugi- Hey! I'm in the room ya know!
(Skip, skip, skip...etc.)
Take 17
Yugi- I LOST AGAIN?!
Joey- Yugi, we've been playing the same game over and over again for the past few hours. I'm getting tired and I haven't been trying the past few times!
Yugi- WHAT?! YOU'RE NOT TRYING????!!!
Scene 2 (I the game shop)
Grandpa- You kids are in for a real treat! It's not everyday I take out this card!
*Takes out card*
*Everyone gasps*
*Tea takes card*
Tea- It doesn't look that special to me...
Director- that's not your line...
Tea- I know that, I mean it. Look at it, it's all-
Director- Camera man, cut that part out...
Take 2
*Dark Magician appears and takes card and stares at it*
Dark Magician- It doesn't look that special to me...
Director- THAT'S NOT YOUR LINE!!!!!
Dark Magician- eep...
Take 3
*Tristan takes card*
Tristan- Hmmmm...It doesn't look that special to me...
Director- STOP SAY- ....oh you got...it...right...for once...heh...
Take 4
*Grandpa takes card and rips it*
Grandpa- This makes me very special!
Kaiba- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! *Stands there with eye twitching*
Director- Go get the back-up Blue eyes!
Scene 3 (The ripped Blue Eyes)
Grandpa- *Jumps up and down* I FEEL CHIPPER!!!
Director- Your supposed to be weak!
Grandpa- NUH-UHN!! *Sticks out tongue*
Yugi- Oh, real mature! Ew underpants!
Take 2
*Kaiba rips blue eyes*
Kaiba- NO! Grandpa's card!
Director- Kaiba?
Kaiba- what?!
Director- .........nevermind...you won't get it...
Kaiba- huh????
Take 3
*Grandpa tears card*
Grandpa- And that's how you play Duel Monsters!
Kaiba- *Starts Clapping* YAY! STORY TIME!!!
Director- Not you too!!
Grandpa- Hey! I'm an old man get used to it!!!!!
Take 4
* Grandpa tears card*
Grandpa- HA! Oh! Was I not supposed to do that?
Director- arrgh...
Take 5
*Grandpa rips card*
Grandpa- TA-DA!
Kaiba- Hhhhh-Aah!
Director- oye....keep Grandpa away from the cards...
Joey- *Scratches head* Where are all these cards coming from?
Take 6
*Grandpa is tied on the tree*
Grandpa- HEY! Let me down! I'll sue!
Joey- Not if your mouth is sealed.
*Puts duct tape on his mouth*
*Looks at tape and puts a strip on his own mouth*
Joey- mmmmm!!! mmmii mmmman mmmeeaave!! (Heyy!!! Me can't breath!!)
Grandpa- mmmmm mmmmmup!! (shut up!!!)
Joey- mmmmmmmm...
*Tristan happens to appear and rips tape off Joey's mouth and slaps him on the head hard*
Joey- OOOOWWWWWWWW!!!!! OOOWWWWWW!!!!! OWWWWW!!!!! I'M FREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
*Sweatdrop*
Take 7
Tristan- Is my hair okay?
Tea- No...
Tristan- What?! It isn't?! *Runs to a close by mirror*
Tea- It's the same but it's always not okay...
Tristan- huh? *Still looking through the mirror*
Take 8
Tea- Stupid!
Tristan- huh? *Still looking through the mirror*
Take 9
Tea- Tristan-
Take 10
Tea- would-
Take 11
Tea- you-
Take 12
Tea- shut-
Take 13
Tea- up!
Tristan- huh? * STILL looking in the mirror*
Tea- *Smacks him in the head* LISTEN!!
Tristan- huh? why?
Tea- Cuz if you don't I will bury you in the soil of Yugi's underpants!
Tristan- NO! NOT THAAAAAAT!!!!!!!
Yugi- I thought you people were my friends...
Joey- Really? I thought we were just acting...*Scratches head again*
Tea- Naw ya think?
Take 14
Yugi- BUT THEY'RE JUST UNDERPANTS!!
Take15
Yugi- JUST UNDERPANTS!!
Take 16
Yugi- JUST-
Take 17
Yugi- J-
Director- Yugi?
Yugi- yep?!
Director- SHHutUP!!
Take 18
Yugi- JUST UNDERPANTS!!
Director- *Slaps face*
Scene 4 (Yugi vs. Kaiba)
Kaiba- The mighty Blue Eyes White Dragon!! MHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!
Director- You don't use the Blue Eyes yet!!
Kaiba- oh...*gasps* Ohhhhhhhh!!!
Director- That's right, you don't use the blue eyes!
Kaiba- I'm sorry you were talking?
Director- Yeah..I told you not to use the blue eyes and you gasped..
Kaiba- Oh..no I wasn't gasping because of you, I was gasping because I found out why dogs sniff other dog's butts!
Director- You're sick.
Take 2
Kaiba- The Mighty Blue Eyes White Dragon!
Yugi- They're Just underpants!
*Grandpa rips Blue Eyes*
Director- STOP THE CHAOS!!!
Take 3
Yugi- So this is how you beat Grandpa.
Kaiba- Aren't you supposed to be Yami Yugi?
Yugi- huh?
Kaiba- You know, that guy?
Yugi- OOHHHHH....picky aren't we...
Take 4
Yugi- Look at me, I'm Yami Yugi! I'm so special! I rule the world and I still wet my bed!
Joey- Show off!
Yami Yugi- How embarassing. I'd hate to be the person HE'S talking about...
Tea- You ARE the person he's talking about...
Yami Yugi- What? Huh? No! That can't be! *Breaks down and cries like a baby*
Joey- I still think he's a showoff. He's bragging about the fact he wet's his bed and trying to make me jealous but it' not working cuz I wet my bed too!
*Sweatdrop*
Kaiba- Oh! That reminds me! I have to pick up my laundry! *Runs out the door*
*Sweatdrop*
Yugi- Okay....weird...
Tristan- Joey and his stupid confessions
Tea- Joey? I don't think you should say anything, especially about your 'personal problems'
Joey- *BLushing* heh...
Take 5
Yugi- I'm not ready!
Take 6
Yugi- Hello? Some people need a little more time?
*Waits 5 seconds*
Take 7
Yugi- FORGET IT!!
Take 8
Yugi- Do you not get it!
Take 9
Yugi- Okay! I'm leaving! *Slams door*
Take 10
...
Take 11
...
Take 12
Director- Yugi?
Take 13
...
Take 14
...
Take 16
Joey- Uh...hello?
Take 17
Director- Okay! That's it! NEXT SCENE!!
Scene 5 (Yami Yugi draws Exodia)
Yami Yugi- * Draws card* Uh? Director? This isn't the card!
Director- Then keep drawing!
Yami Yugi- *Takes out a pad and pencil*
Director- NO! Draw the cards!
Yami Yugi- *Starts drawing the Dark Magician*
Director- Take a card from the top of your deck and throw away that pad and paper!
Yami Yugi- oooooh!!!!
Director- Right! Let's start over!
Take 2
Yami Yugi- *draws card* This isn't it...
Director- Then keep drawing!
Yami Yugi- *Keeps drawing* Nope...Nope...no...no...no...no...no....no...damn....damn...
Director- Stop swearing, this is a kid's show!
Yami Yugi- okay...no...no...no...no..no...no...
Joey- Yugi? Aren't you supposed to keep them in order?
Yami Yugi- yeah...well...I could have sworn I did keep them in order...
Joey- *Sees Tristan picking up decks and shuffling them, Joey starts glaring at him* Tristan...What are you doing?
Tristan- uuuhhhhhhhhhhhhh......counting the cards?
Joey- LIAR!!! *Runs and tackles him*
Tristan- AAAAHHHHH!!!! Oof!
Director- And this started off because of a simple card problem...This is the Director's Weekly News...Join us next time to what directors suffer, the diseases of their clients.
Take 3
*BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
Yugi- O_o'
Director- Now! Who did that? Tristan? Joey?
Joey- I didn't do it...
Tristan- Meneither...
Kaiba- *Raises hand* Guilty!
Tea- Kaiba? That's gross!
Joey- AAAWWWWW!! Kaiba had a little inncident and it was his first burp! Where's a camera when you need one....
Camera man- Well, I'm filming this ya know and I SAW THE WHOOOLE THING....*Acting like a goody-goody child*
Joey- Oh! Oh! Oh! can I BORRRROOOOW the tape, PLEEEEEAAAASE!! I wanna show it to my friends!!!
Yugi- But were your friends and we already saw it...
Joey-.....well..my job is done...*Dusts his hands*
Take 4
Yugi- *Draws Card* This is STILL NOT THE RIGHT CARD!!
Joey- *Looks at Tristan*
Tristan- What?! I didn't take Yugi's deck and drop it on the floor and shuffle it about 500 times again and again and again on purpose!!!!
Joey- Are y-
Tristan- OKAY! I CONFESS! STOP PRESSURING ME!!!I DID IT OKAY! YA HAPPY! I CONFESSED!! But ya know what?
Joey- Chicken butt?
Tristan- That right! I'm addicted!
Joey- Your bad at lying..
Tristan- *looks down, looking pitiful* I know...*Suddenly goes insane and runs around grabbing decks and throwing them around*
Director- *Runs up to Tristan, looking VERY angry*
Joey- Wow...I bet they both have a yami without a millenium item...
Tea- That's the smartest thing you said the whole day!
Joey- Thank you, Thank you!
*Tristan runs past them screaming*
*Director, right behind them chasing him with a couch*
Joey- Poor couch...
*Director has Tristan huddled in the corner while he was still holding the couch*
Tristan- Don't hurt me!
*Puts down couch and hits him in the head*
Tristan- OWWWW!!! What was that for?
Director- For your stupidity, I'm embarassed for the both of us...
Take 6
Yugi- I'm Yugi! I have NO sense of humor!
Joey- Hmmmm....you're now realizing that?
Yugi- You mean I NEVER had a SENSE OF HUMOR!!
Joey- WOW...I never seen yugi get so mad.
Yugi- I NEVER HAD A SENSE OF HUMOR!!!! THIS SUCKS!! *Starts stomping away*
Joey- I'll be locking my bedroom door tonight...
Tristan- To pee in your bed?
Joey- What?!
Tristan- To-pee-in-your-bed?
Joey- what?!
Tristan- *Walks away*
Joey- Where are you goin?!!! Hey! Come back! Hello? Heeeelllllo???!!!
*5 minutes later*
Joey- I'm soo alone!!! ...They even forgot my birthday!!! Hey guys!!! Wait for me!! I wan't you to plan my a surprise party today at 4:00pm sharp at my house so I can pretend to be surprised!!!!!
*Runs out and slams door*
*Few seconds later*
Director- *Eating do-nut* Hey.........where'd everyone....... go? *Still stuffing himself with do-nuts *
*Looks around* HEEELLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOO!!!! Is anyone heeeeeerrrreee?????? YOOOooooo-LAAAaaaaa-HEEeeeeee-HOOOOooooo!!!!!!
*Director gets knocked out*
Kaiba- HA! That's for making me look stupid!
*Director gets up frankenstein style and punches Kaiba from above into his chin*
Kaiba- ow...ow...ow...ow...ow...
Director- Look stupid? You ARE stupid!
Take 7
Yami Yugi- *Draws card* IT'S EXODIA!!! FINALLY!!!
Director- You JUST ruined the scene....
Yami Yugi- How?!
Director- you- I don't feel like talking....
Yami Yugi- uhhhhh...director? *Pokes Director*
Joey- I think he fell asleep...
Tristan- Standing up?!
Joey- Then he must be one tired son of a-
Tea- Watch your mouth!
Joey- gun...
Take 8
Director- *Snore, Snore*
*Sweatdrop*
Joey- I'll be the new director!!
Tea- Oh no you won't! Not Over my dead body!!
Joey- Wow! All my dreams are coming true!! Me, a director. and a dead Tea!
*Gets whacked in the head by you know who*
Tea- You suck, you know that?!
Joey- Well gee....your now realizing?!?!
Tea- You still suck.
Joey- Bite me, Dough girl!
Tea- FINE! *Grinds teeth, preparing to bite him*
Joey- *Starts Running* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKK!!!!
Take 9
Director- *Snore*
Tea- WAKE UP!!!
Director- *Snore*
Tea- Well, somebody isn't gonna get his daily dose of chocolate today!
Director- *Snort* WHaa...Take.......10? *Snore*
Tea- That's right and...WAKE UP!!!!
Director- mommy!! I don't wanna go ta school today....*Still sleeping*
Tea- *Stabs him with a pencil*
Director- OOOOOOWWW!!!! CHHHHH!!!! *Snore* *Falls asleep without closing eyes*
*Poke*
Director- OOOOWWWW!! *Snore*
*Poke*
Director- OOOOWWWW!! *Snore*
Tea- that's it! You're asking for it! TICKLE TIME!!!
Director- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!! heh....heh...I'm not......ticklish...*Taking breaths through words*
Tea- Okay, Then I guess you won't mind if I do it again.
Director- HAHAHAHAHA!!! NO!! DON'T!! STOP!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Tea- That oughta teach ya not ta fall asleep on my turf.
*Snore*
*Sweatdrop*
Scene 6 (Kaiba Loses)
Kaiba- WHAT?! I lose?! You're kidding!!
Yugi- Naw...you win!
Kaiba- oh...THANK GOD!
Joey- Kaiba...you idiot...
Kaiba- Look who's talkin!
Joey- It must hurt to be that stupid!
Kaiba- At least I'm not beyond stupid!
Joey- Why you little!
Kiaba- If I'm so little then you must be a teeny weeny itty bitty insy winsy little tiny...monster!
Joey- ARGH!
*Tries to punch Kaiba but Kaiba ducks, Joey misses and hits Tristan in the head*
Joey- NO!!!
*Runs to Tristan and make a big dramatic scene*
Joey- No! Don't die on me now! If you die I'll kill you!
Tristan-Okay, okay, I'm up!
Joey- You're alive!
DIRECTOR, BEHIND THE MISTAKES!
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Director- Hi, I'm the impos....um...I mean...director.
Real Director- IMPOSTER!!!!!!!!!! I'LL KILL YOU!!!! YOU STUPID *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP*!!!
Joey- That's right ya heard me, I'm the real director! I can show you embarassing pictures of myself!!
*The director is beating up the imposter in the background while the "director" is still talking*
Joey- Here's when I stuffed myself in chocolate...until I realized it wasn't chocolate...^_^'
And there's when I kissed the school bully, I was drunk...but that's not the point...I thought he was my girlfriend...
That's when my girlfriend tricked me into dyeing my hair pink...
Oh yeah! And that time when I decided it was cool to wet my bed and took a picture and showed it to all my friends.
*Director shoots head up and glares at Joey*
Director- Step away from my chair!
*Joey SLOWLY backs back*
Director- Now! I can show you the embarrassing pictures of myself!
*Stage hand walks up behind him and shows him a piece of paper*
Director- *Ahem* Since "I" already told you this, I guess I'll be leaving...
*Walks away proudly*
Director- *In a whispero the camera man* You can turn it off now... uhh...camera man? HEY! Don't point that camera at me! We're done with it! There's no point in- Oh no you don't! Only I'm allowed to use that finger young man! I want you to show some respect to me! I SAID PUT THAT FINGER DOWN!!!!! I KNEW I SHOULDN'T HAVE HIRED YOU FROM THE STREETS!!!!!
*Director grabs the camera*
*Everything goes blank with white snowish things*
*Camera comes back on a few minutes later*
*Director has bruises and a black eye*
Director- It's okay! I got someone else to do the job! *Dabs face with wet towel* Therefore *dab* I don't *dab* have to wor*dab*ry about him *dab* any*dab*more! I *dab* showed him *dab* a lesson *dab dab dab*
*Original*Camera man- Why you *BEEP* *BEEP* son of a *BEEP* *BEEP*!!!
*All of a sudden camera goes off*
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Tea- So much for 'Behind the mistakes'
Director- Aren't you gonna help me?!
Joey- Nope...I'm sure you said not to get near you EVER...sometime ago...oh well... I can't remember...
Yugi- It's okay! We'll just go get some icecream!
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Author's note: Sorry if I didn't include Bakura in the story but he comes LATER all you Bakura fans! I hope you liked it! No flames remember! If you have a complaint or a problem, please email me or just simply type a review that isn't harsh.. My email address is on my profile. It either has to be 'important' or if you would like to start a 'NICE' conversation or somethin'.If it's something bad, then you won't get a reply and your email will be thrown in the trash. Sorry for talking to much! Thanks for reading!
