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Yu-Gi-Oh Bloopers

Scene1 (Playing Duel Monsters Cards)

Joey- HA! I beat ya!

Yugi- That's impossible!

Director- Joey, your supposed to lose...

Joey- What?! Me?! A loser?!

Director- Yes, you, the loser...

Joey- Man...this whomps...

Take 2

Joey- Ha! Beat ya again!

Yugi- NO!! HOW?!

Director- JOEY!!!!!

Joey- What?! It's not my fault Yugi sucks!

Yugi- Hey! I'm in the room ya know!

(Skip, skip, skip...etc.)
Take 17

Yugi- I LOST AGAIN?!

Joey- Yugi, we've been playing the same game over and over again for the past few hours. I'm getting tired and I haven't been trying the past few times!

Yugi- WHAT?! YOU'RE NOT TRYING????!!!

Scene 2 (I the game shop)

Grandpa- You kids are in for a real treat! It's not everyday I take out this card!

*Takes out card*
*Everyone gasps*
*Tea takes card*

Tea- It doesn't look that special to me...

Director- that's not your line...

Tea- I know that, I mean it. Look at it, it's all-

Director- Camera man, cut that part out...

Take 2

*Dark Magician appears and takes card and stares at it*

Dark Magician- It doesn't look that special to me...

Director- THAT'S NOT YOUR LINE!!!!!

Dark Magician- eep...

Take 3

*Tristan takes card*

Tristan- Hmmmm...It doesn't look that special to me...

Director- STOP SAY- ....oh you got...it...right...for once...heh...

Take 4

*Grandpa takes card and rips it*

Grandpa- This makes me very special!

Kaiba- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! *Stands there with eye twitching*

Director- Go get the back-up Blue eyes!

Scene 3 (The ripped Blue Eyes)

Grandpa- *Jumps up and down* I FEEL CHIPPER!!!

Director- Your supposed to be weak!

Grandpa- NUH-UHN!! *Sticks out tongue*

Yugi- Oh, real mature! Ew underpants!

Take 2

*Kaiba rips blue eyes*

Kaiba- NO! Grandpa's card!

Director- Kaiba?

Kaiba- what?!

Director- .........nevermind...you won't get it...

Kaiba- huh????

Take 3

*Grandpa tears card*

Grandpa- And that's how you play Duel Monsters!

Kaiba- *Starts Clapping* YAY! STORY TIME!!!

Director- Not you too!!

Grandpa- Hey! I'm an old man get used to it!!!!!

Take 4

* Grandpa tears card*

Grandpa- HA! Oh! Was I not supposed to do that?

Director- arrgh...

Take 5

*Grandpa rips card*

Grandpa- TA-DA!

Kaiba- Hhhhh-Aah!

Director- oye....keep Grandpa away from the cards...

Joey- *Scratches head* Where are all these cards coming from?

Take 6

*Grandpa is tied on the tree*

Grandpa- HEY! Let me down! I'll sue!

Joey- Not if your mouth is sealed.

*Puts duct tape on his mouth*
*Looks at tape and puts a strip on his own mouth*

Joey- mmmmm!!! mmmii mmmman mmmeeaave!! (Heyy!!! Me can't breath!!)

Grandpa- mmmmm mmmmmup!! (shut up!!!)

Joey- mmmmmmmm...

*Tristan happens to appear and rips tape off Joey's mouth and slaps him on the head hard*

Joey- OOOOWWWWWWWW!!!!! OOOWWWWWW!!!!! OWWWWW!!!!! I'M FREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

*Sweatdrop*

Take 7

Tristan- Is my hair okay?

Tea- No...

Tristan- What?! It isn't?! *Runs to a close by mirror*

Tea- It's the same but it's always not okay...

Tristan- huh? *Still looking through the mirror*

Take 8

Tea- Stupid!

Tristan- huh? *Still looking through the mirror*

Take 9

Tea- Tristan-

Take 10

Tea- would-

Take 11

Tea- you-

Take 12

Tea- shut-

Take 13

Tea- up!

Tristan- huh? * STILL looking in the mirror*

Tea- *Smacks him in the head* LISTEN!!

Tristan- huh? why?

Tea- Cuz if you don't I will bury you in the soil of Yugi's underpants!

Tristan- NO! NOT THAAAAAAT!!!!!!!

Yugi- I thought you people were my friends...

Joey- Really? I thought we were just acting...*Scratches head again*

Tea- Naw ya think?

Take 14

Yugi- BUT THEY'RE JUST UNDERPANTS!!

Take15

Yugi- JUST UNDERPANTS!!

Take 16

Yugi- JUST-

Take 17

Yugi- J-

Director- Yugi?

Yugi- yep?!

Director- SHHutUP!!

Take 18

Yugi- JUST UNDERPANTS!!

Director- *Slaps face*

Scene 4 (Yugi vs. Kaiba)

Kaiba- The mighty Blue Eyes White Dragon!! MHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!

Director- You don't use the Blue Eyes yet!!

Kaiba- oh...*gasps* Ohhhhhhhh!!!

Director- That's right, you don't use the blue eyes!

Kaiba- I'm sorry you were talking?

Director- Yeah..I told you not to use the blue eyes and you gasped..

Kaiba- Oh..no I wasn't gasping because of you, I was gasping because I found out why dogs sniff other dog's butts!

Director- You're sick.

Take 2

Kaiba- The Mighty Blue Eyes White Dragon!

Yugi- They're Just underpants!

*Grandpa rips Blue Eyes*

Director- STOP THE CHAOS!!!

Take 3

Yugi- So this is how you beat Grandpa.

Kaiba- Aren't you supposed to be Yami Yugi?

Yugi- huh?

Kaiba- You know, that guy?

Yugi- OOHHHHH....picky aren't we...

Take 4

Yugi- Look at me, I'm Yami Yugi! I'm so special! I rule the world and I still wet my bed!

Joey- Show off!

Yami Yugi- How embarassing. I'd hate to be the person HE'S talking about...

Tea- You ARE the person he's talking about...

Yami Yugi- What? Huh? No! That can't be! *Breaks down and cries like a baby*

Joey- I still think he's a showoff. He's bragging about the fact he wet's his bed and trying to make me jealous but it' not working cuz I wet my bed too!

*Sweatdrop*

Kaiba- Oh! That reminds me! I have to pick up my laundry! *Runs out the door*

*Sweatdrop*

Yugi- Okay....weird...

Tristan- Joey and his stupid confessions

Tea- Joey? I don't think you should say anything, especially about your 'personal problems'

Joey- *BLushing* heh...

Take 5

Yugi- I'm not ready!

Take 6

Yugi- Hello? Some people need a little more time?

*Waits 5 seconds*

Take 7
Yugi- FORGET IT!!

Take 8

Yugi- Do you not get it!

Take 9

Yugi- Okay! I'm leaving! *Slams door*

Take 10
...

Take 11
...

Take 12

Director- Yugi?

Take 13
...

Take 14
...

Take 16

Joey- Uh...hello?

Take 17

Director- Okay! That's it! NEXT SCENE!!

Scene 5 (Yami Yugi draws Exodia)

Yami Yugi- * Draws card* Uh? Director? This isn't the card!

Director- Then keep drawing!

Yami Yugi- *Takes out a pad and pencil*

Director- NO! Draw the cards!

Yami Yugi- *Starts drawing the Dark Magician*

Director- Take a card from the top of your deck and throw away that pad and paper!

Yami Yugi- oooooh!!!!

Director- Right! Let's start over!

Take 2

Yami Yugi- *draws card* This isn't it...

Director- Then keep drawing!

Yami Yugi- *Keeps drawing* Nope...Nope...no...no...no...no...no....no...damn....damn...

Director- Stop swearing, this is a kid's show!

Yami Yugi- okay...no...no...no...no..no...no...

Joey- Yugi? Aren't you supposed to keep them in order?

Yami Yugi- yeah...well...I could have sworn I did keep them in order...

Joey- *Sees Tristan picking up decks and shuffling them, Joey starts glaring at him* Tristan...What are you doing?

Tristan- uuuhhhhhhhhhhhhh......counting the cards?

Joey- LIAR!!! *Runs and tackles him*

Tristan- AAAAHHHHH!!!! Oof!

Director- And this started off because of a simple card problem...This is the Director's Weekly News...Join us next time to what directors suffer, the diseases of their clients.

Take 3

*BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

Yugi- O_o'

Director- Now! Who did that? Tristan? Joey?

Joey- I didn't do it...

Tristan- Meneither...

Kaiba- *Raises hand* Guilty!

Tea- Kaiba? That's gross!

Joey- AAAWWWWW!! Kaiba had a little inncident and it was his first burp! Where's a camera when you need one....

Camera man- Well, I'm filming this ya know and I SAW THE WHOOOLE THING....*Acting like a goody-goody child*

Joey- Oh! Oh! Oh! can I BORRRROOOOW the tape, PLEEEEEAAAASE!! I wanna show it to my friends!!!

Yugi- But were your friends and we already saw it...

Joey-.....well..my job is done...*Dusts his hands*

Take 4

Yugi- *Draws Card* This is STILL NOT THE RIGHT CARD!!

Joey- *Looks at Tristan*

Tristan- What?! I didn't take Yugi's deck and drop it on the floor and shuffle it about 500 times again and again and again on purpose!!!!

Joey- Are y-

Tristan- OKAY! I CONFESS! STOP PRESSURING ME!!!I DID IT OKAY! YA HAPPY! I CONFESSED!! But ya know what?

Joey- Chicken butt?

Tristan- That right! I'm addicted!

Joey- Your bad at lying..

Tristan- *looks down, looking pitiful* I know...*Suddenly goes insane and runs around grabbing decks and throwing them around*

Director- *Runs up to Tristan, looking VERY angry*

Joey- Wow...I bet they both have a yami without a millenium item...

Tea- That's the smartest thing you said the whole day!

Joey- Thank you, Thank you!

*Tristan runs past them screaming*
*Director, right behind them chasing him with a couch*

Joey- Poor couch...

*Director has Tristan huddled in the corner while he was still holding the couch*

Tristan- Don't hurt me!

*Puts down couch and hits him in the head*

Tristan- OWWWW!!! What was that for?

Director- For your stupidity, I'm embarassed for the both of us...

Take 6

Yugi- I'm Yugi! I have NO sense of humor!

Joey- Hmmmm....you're now realizing that?

Yugi- You mean I NEVER had a SENSE OF HUMOR!!

Joey- WOW...I never seen yugi get so mad.

Yugi- I NEVER HAD A SENSE OF HUMOR!!!! THIS SUCKS!! *Starts stomping away*

Joey- I'll be locking my bedroom door tonight...

Tristan- To pee in your bed?

Joey- What?!

Tristan- To-pee-in-your-bed?

Joey- what?!

Tristan- *Walks away*

Joey- Where are you goin?!!! Hey! Come back! Hello? Heeeelllllo???!!!

*5 minutes later*

Joey- I'm soo alone!!! ...They even forgot my birthday!!! Hey guys!!! Wait for me!! I wan't you to plan my a surprise party today at 4:00pm sharp at my house so I can pretend to be surprised!!!!!

*Runs out and slams door*
*Few seconds later*

Director- *Eating do-nut* Hey.........where'd everyone....... go? *Still stuffing himself with do-nuts *
*Looks around* HEEELLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOO!!!! Is anyone heeeeeerrrreee?????? YOOOooooo-LAAAaaaaa-HEEeeeeee-HOOOOooooo!!!!!!

*Director gets knocked out*

Kaiba- HA! That's for making me look stupid!

*Director gets up frankenstein style and punches Kaiba from above into his chin*

Kaiba- ow...ow...ow...ow...ow...

Director- Look stupid? You ARE stupid!

Take 7

Yami Yugi- *Draws card* IT'S EXODIA!!! FINALLY!!!

Director- You JUST ruined the scene....

Yami Yugi- How?!

Director- you- I don't feel like talking....

Yami Yugi- uhhhhh...director? *Pokes Director*

Joey- I think he fell asleep...

Tristan- Standing up?!

Joey- Then he must be one tired son of a-

Tea- Watch your mouth!

Joey- gun...

Take 8

Director- *Snore, Snore*

*Sweatdrop*

Joey- I'll be the new director!!

Tea- Oh no you won't! Not Over my dead body!!

Joey- Wow! All my dreams are coming true!! Me, a director. and a dead Tea!

*Gets whacked in the head by you know who*

Tea- You suck, you know that?!

Joey- Well gee....your now realizing?!?!

Tea- You still suck.

Joey- Bite me, Dough girl!

Tea- FINE! *Grinds teeth, preparing to bite him*

Joey- *Starts Running* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKK!!!!

Take 9

Director- *Snore*

Tea- WAKE UP!!!

Director- *Snore*

Tea- Well, somebody isn't gonna get his daily dose of chocolate today!

Director- *Snort* WHaa...Take.......10? *Snore*

Tea- That's right and...WAKE UP!!!!

Director- mommy!! I don't wanna go ta school today....*Still sleeping*

Tea- *Stabs him with a pencil*

Director- OOOOOOWWW!!!! CHHHHH!!!! *Snore* *Falls asleep without closing eyes*

*Poke*

Director- OOOOWWWW!! *Snore*

*Poke*

Director- OOOOWWWW!! *Snore*

Tea- that's it! You're asking for it! TICKLE TIME!!!

Director- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!! heh....heh...I'm not......ticklish...*Taking breaths through words*

Tea- Okay, Then I guess you won't mind if I do it again.

Director- HAHAHAHAHA!!! NO!! DON'T!! STOP!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Tea- That oughta teach ya not ta fall asleep on my turf.

*Snore*
*Sweatdrop*

Scene 6 (Kaiba Loses)

Kaiba- WHAT?! I lose?! You're kidding!!

Yugi- Naw...you win!

Kaiba- oh...THANK GOD!

Joey- Kaiba...you idiot...

Kaiba- Look who's talkin!

Joey- It must hurt to be that stupid!

Kaiba- At least I'm not beyond stupid!

Joey- Why you little!

Kiaba- If I'm so little then you must be a teeny weeny itty bitty insy winsy little tiny...monster!

Joey- ARGH!

*Tries to punch Kaiba but Kaiba ducks, Joey misses and hits Tristan in the head*

Joey- NO!!!

*Runs to Tristan and make a big dramatic scene*

Joey- No! Don't die on me now! If you die I'll kill you!

Tristan-Okay, okay, I'm up!

Joey- You're alive!


DIRECTOR, BEHIND THE MISTAKES!
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Director- Hi, I'm the impos....um...I mean...director.

Real Director- IMPOSTER!!!!!!!!!! I'LL KILL YOU!!!! YOU STUPID *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP*!!!

Joey- That's right ya heard me, I'm the real director! I can show you embarassing pictures of myself!!

*The director is beating up the imposter in the background while the "director" is still talking*

Joey- Here's when I stuffed myself in chocolate...until I realized it wasn't chocolate...^_^'
And there's when I kissed the school bully, I was drunk...but that's not the point...I thought he was my girlfriend...
That's when my girlfriend tricked me into dyeing my hair pink...
Oh yeah! And that time when I decided it was cool to wet my bed and took a picture and showed it to all my friends.

*Director shoots head up and glares at Joey*

Director- Step away from my chair!

*Joey SLOWLY backs back*

Director- Now! I can show you the embarrassing pictures of myself!

*Stage hand walks up behind him and shows him a piece of paper*

Director- *Ahem* Since "I" already told you this, I guess I'll be leaving...

*Walks away proudly*

Director- *In a whispero the camera man* You can turn it off now... uhh...camera man? HEY! Don't point that camera at me! We're done with it! There's no point in- Oh no you don't! Only I'm allowed to use that finger young man! I want you to show some respect to me! I SAID PUT THAT FINGER DOWN!!!!! I KNEW I SHOULDN'T HAVE HIRED YOU FROM THE STREETS!!!!!

*Director grabs the camera*
*Everything goes blank with white snowish things*
*Camera comes back on a few minutes later*
*Director has bruises and a black eye*

Director- It's okay! I got someone else to do the job! *Dabs face with wet towel* Therefore *dab* I don't *dab* have to wor*dab*ry about him *dab* any*dab*more! I *dab* showed him *dab* a lesson *dab dab dab*

*Original*Camera man- Why you *BEEP* *BEEP* son of a *BEEP* *BEEP*!!!

*All of a sudden camera goes off*


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Tea- So much for 'Behind the mistakes'

Director- Aren't you gonna help me?!

Joey- Nope...I'm sure you said not to get near you EVER...sometime ago...oh well... I can't remember...

Yugi- It's okay! We'll just go get some icecream!

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Author's note: Sorry if I didn't include Bakura in the story but he comes LATER all you Bakura fans! I hope you liked it! No flames remember! If you have a complaint or a problem, please email me or just simply type a review that isn't harsh.. My email address is on my profile. It either has to be 'important' or if you would like to start a 'NICE' conversation or somethin'.If it's something bad, then you won't get a reply and your email will be thrown in the trash. Sorry for talking to much! Thanks for reading!