Cartoon Cartoon Jeopardy
by Lord Torgamous
September 28, 2002
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Legal Stuff
This is a work of fiction. All characters are copyright/trademarks of their respective companies. I wrote this here story. Remember the 8th Commandment!
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This is a spoof crossover featuring characters from various Cartoon Network shows. It's also based on Saturday Night Live's 'Celebrity Jeopardy' spoof, with Will Ferrell as Alex Trebek.
I make a brief cameo appearance with my partner, Plot Device (pronounce P-loh De-vee-chay). She is a demon goddess with the ability to manipulate the metaphysical. I also have a group of Wobbuffets that serve me :D
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Announcer:
This is Jeopardy!
*Jeopardy music*
Our first contestant, from the "Cartoon Cartoon" series "Ed, Edd, & Eddy"... Ed!
You know him from such shows as "Cartoon Planet", "Space Ghost Coast to Coast" and "The Brak Show", let's hear it for... Brak!
And finally, the new kid, so to speak, from Adult Swim's "Aqua Teen Hunger Force"... Meatwad!
Alex:
Hello, and welcome to our special "Cartoon" edition of Celbrity Jeopardy. The contestants we had originally planned to compete -- Dexter, Otto, and Sherman* -- were unavoidably detained. *cut to adamantium cage (with giant label that reads "Acme God-Proof Cage") with the boys inside, being guarded by a Wobbuffet in Security Guard Uniform* Thanks to a group mysterious benefactors (cut to audience, Lord Torgamous in the middle of the first row is giving a thumbs up, to his left, a Wobbuffet wearing a laurel wreath, to his right, a woman wearing a medieval princess dress, with a pendant the reads "PD") however, the show will go on.
Well, I can already tell this will not be fun, but the collar I was forced to wear will kill me if I try to leave.
Here are today's categories:
Vowels
Numbers on a clock
Shapes
Fruits that are Orange
Containers
and finally, Song Titles. For this category, I will name a song title, and you will give the name of the song.
During the coin toss to see who goes first, Meatwad ate the coin, so he's going.
Meatwad: Ummmm... What is "sand"?
Alex: *sighs* You need to pick a category first.
Meatwad: Oh... sorry... I'll taaaaake... "Sand" for 200, please.
Alex: Oh, sweet Jesus... the category is "Fruits that are Orange"... "This orange fruit is the main ingredient in Orange Juice."
Ed: *rings in* I can make a cow noise! MOOOOOOOOOO!
Alex: I'm sorry, but that is not correct... Brak? Meatwad? Any guesses? An orange fruit used to make Orange Juice?
Brak: I can make a cow sound, too! BAAAAAA!
Alex: Brak, that's not the right answer... that's not even the right animal...
*Time out buzzer rings*
Alex: The answer was of course, Oranges... Meatwad, still your turn.
Meatwad: I'll take "Sand" for 200, Alex.
Alex: *sighs* Fine... Your category is "Song Titles".
"This song by the Beatles is called 'Let It Be'... name it."
Brak: *rings in* MOOOOO!
Alex: Ya know what? Let's just go to commercial.
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* Dexter (from Dexter's Lab
Otto (from Time Squad)
Sherman (from Bullwinkle)
by Lord Torgamous
September 28, 2002
---
Legal Stuff
This is a work of fiction. All characters are copyright/trademarks of their respective companies. I wrote this here story. Remember the 8th Commandment!
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This is a spoof crossover featuring characters from various Cartoon Network shows. It's also based on Saturday Night Live's 'Celebrity Jeopardy' spoof, with Will Ferrell as Alex Trebek.
I make a brief cameo appearance with my partner, Plot Device (pronounce P-loh De-vee-chay). She is a demon goddess with the ability to manipulate the metaphysical. I also have a group of Wobbuffets that serve me :D
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Announcer:
This is Jeopardy!
*Jeopardy music*
Our first contestant, from the "Cartoon Cartoon" series "Ed, Edd, & Eddy"... Ed!
You know him from such shows as "Cartoon Planet", "Space Ghost Coast to Coast" and "The Brak Show", let's hear it for... Brak!
And finally, the new kid, so to speak, from Adult Swim's "Aqua Teen Hunger Force"... Meatwad!
Alex:
Hello, and welcome to our special "Cartoon" edition of Celbrity Jeopardy. The contestants we had originally planned to compete -- Dexter, Otto, and Sherman* -- were unavoidably detained. *cut to adamantium cage (with giant label that reads "Acme God-Proof Cage") with the boys inside, being guarded by a Wobbuffet in Security Guard Uniform* Thanks to a group mysterious benefactors (cut to audience, Lord Torgamous in the middle of the first row is giving a thumbs up, to his left, a Wobbuffet wearing a laurel wreath, to his right, a woman wearing a medieval princess dress, with a pendant the reads "PD") however, the show will go on.
Well, I can already tell this will not be fun, but the collar I was forced to wear will kill me if I try to leave.
Here are today's categories:
Vowels
Numbers on a clock
Shapes
Fruits that are Orange
Containers
and finally, Song Titles. For this category, I will name a song title, and you will give the name of the song.
During the coin toss to see who goes first, Meatwad ate the coin, so he's going.
Meatwad: Ummmm... What is "sand"?
Alex: *sighs* You need to pick a category first.
Meatwad: Oh... sorry... I'll taaaaake... "Sand" for 200, please.
Alex: Oh, sweet Jesus... the category is "Fruits that are Orange"... "This orange fruit is the main ingredient in Orange Juice."
Ed: *rings in* I can make a cow noise! MOOOOOOOOOO!
Alex: I'm sorry, but that is not correct... Brak? Meatwad? Any guesses? An orange fruit used to make Orange Juice?
Brak: I can make a cow sound, too! BAAAAAA!
Alex: Brak, that's not the right answer... that's not even the right animal...
*Time out buzzer rings*
Alex: The answer was of course, Oranges... Meatwad, still your turn.
Meatwad: I'll take "Sand" for 200, Alex.
Alex: *sighs* Fine... Your category is "Song Titles".
"This song by the Beatles is called 'Let It Be'... name it."
Brak: *rings in* MOOOOO!
Alex: Ya know what? Let's just go to commercial.
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* Dexter (from Dexter's Lab
Otto (from Time Squad)
Sherman (from Bullwinkle)
