D/C: Yay! Finally I don't have to keep repeating the same thing over and over again! Joss owns the Scoobies and the artists own their songs.

A/N Remember the cliffie I left you with. Just so you know, I didn't exactly have the lyrics on hand again, so I had to type it freehand from a CD.



"Spike, you're getting up there, whether you like it or not," Buffy said, a cruel smile adorning her face.

"Oh yeah? And who's going to bloody make me?" he asked.

"Well, lets see. Hmmm... I have a nice stake in my purse with your name on it..." she said, gleaming.

"I'm up there!" he called.

"Okay, lets see... Spike? Whatever. Spike chose 'Can't Fight the Moonlight' from LeAnn Rimes. I quit!" The announcer said, leaping off the stage, and out the front door.

"Under a lover's sky, gonna be with you

And no one's gonna be around

If you think that you can fall

We'll just wait until

'Till the sun goes down

All I need's the starlight... starlight

There's a magical feelin' so right

Here to steal your heart tonight

You can try to resist, try to hide from my kiss

But you know, but you know that you

Can't fight the moonlight

Deep in the dark, you'll surrender your heart

But you know, but you know that you

Can't fight the moonlight

No, you can't fight it

It's gonna get to your heart

There's no escaping love

Words of a gentle breeze

It weaves a spell upon your heart

No matter what you think

It won't be too long

'Till you're in my arms

All I need's a starlight... starlight

We'll be lost in a rhythm so right

Feel it steal your heart tonight

You can try to resist

Try to hide from my kiss

But you know, but you know that you

Can't fight the moonlight

Deep in the dark, you'll surrender your heart

But you know, but you know that you can't

Can't fight the moonlight

No, you can't fight it

No... matter what you do

The night is gonna get to you

Don't try, you're not gonna win

All I need's the starlight... starlight

There's a magical feelin' so right

Here to steal your heart tonight

You can try...

But you know that you...

Can't fight the moonlight

Deep in the dark, you'll surrender your heart

But you know, but you know that you

Can't fight the moonlight

No, you can't fight it

You can try to resist my kiss

But you know, don't you know that you can't

Can't fight the moonlight

Deep in the dark, you'll surrender your heart

But you know, but you know that you can't

Can't fight the moonlight, no

You can't fight it

It's gonna get to your heart..."



Spike ended dramatically and stepped down.

"Spike, I didn't know you could hit such high notes," Dawn commented, finally laughing for the first time that night.

"I didn't realize it was a bloody woman who sang it!" Spike bellowed, slamming his fist on the table.

"You know I only did it for you, Little Bit," he said, frowning.

"Yeah, right!" laughed everyone at the table.

And to conclude, Dawn got over her ex; the exes' new girlfriend pulled an "Adrienne" on him; Buffy didn't stake Spike; and Xander and Anya made out after the whole ordeal was over.