Warnings: A little language, and a lot of craziness but it's pretty funny if you ask me!

Dragonfly: Who should I make do the disclaimer... hmm... choices, choices... I know! *Snaps fingers and Seto appears*

Seto: What?

Dragonfly: Say the disclaimer!

Seto: I don't have to, I'm the great Seto Kaiba!

Dragonfly: You'll be sorry you said that when this fic gets started! For that comment you shall pay dearly!

Seto: Yah right.

Dragonfly: Say the disclaimer before I turn you into a pig!

Seto: Fine! Dragonfly does not own YuGiOh (thank heavens) or any of the charecters asociated with it, she does how ever own this plot. Besides, if she owned YuGiOh I wouldn't be so perfect!

Dragonfly: Yah, Such a perfect jerk! Anyway, on with the first episode of The Protector of the Throne Saga's!

The Protector of The Throne Saga's

Episode 1: A Day of Randomness

Dragonfly: Okay, my friend is sleeping over and we are totally hyper, so, we are writing YuGiOh randomness!!! He he. This will have some major character bashing. It'll be fun fun fun fun fun!

Seto: Dear lord have mercy on us all...

Dragonfly: Grrr... I summon THE PROTECTOR OF THE THRONE!!!

Seto: *Smirks* What's that gonna do? It's just a wimpy card.

PT (Since Protector of the throne is too long she shall now be known as PT): You forget, this isn't a holograph anymore.

Seto: What do you mean?

Dragonfly: She means that we have author power and since I have summoned her with author power she can do so much more with her little crystal ball!

PT: The heart of the cards is something you've never grasped before, and since I'm alive now, it will be your downfall, maybe this new will make you lighten up, if not, it will at least make you pink in the cheeks! *Whirls her magic ball in her hand and cackles as it glows pink*

Seto: Protector of the Throne doesn't use magic, what are you doing? *Pink smoke suddenly engulfs Seto*

Dragonfly: *Coughs* PT what did you do?

PT: *Grins spitefully* You'll see!

*Pink smoke clears and Dragonfly gasps*

Dragonfly: OH MY GOD! YOU... YOU... YOU TURNED HIM INTO A GIRL!!! *Begins to laugh like a maniac* I can't believe you did that! *Gasps*

*Joey appears out of thin air*

Joey: He makes a pretty ugly girl!

*Tristan appears*

Tristan: *Checks out Seto* Hey whose that hot bod?

PT: *Whispers to Tristan* That's Kaiba, like what I did?

Tristan: THAT'S KAIBA?!? GROSS! *Face contorts*

Joey: And after all those times he called me a dog, and he turns out to be the bitch!

Tristan: Maybe we should get him, er, her spaded!

Joey: *Notices PT* Isn't that jus' a card? And how did a hologram do that?

PT: Hallowgram? What a trvial word, I am sure I am not such a thing, as for card, could a card do this? *Punches Joey in the stomach*

Joey: Oof! I think i just lost 800 life points! *Falls to the floor gasping*

Seto: *In incredibly girly whiney voice* Stop it! *Covers her mouth and gasps* What's it? But? GAHH! I 'M A GIRL! How?

Dragonfly: *Is gasping for air* You made PT mad, so she taught you a lesson! Yugi and Yami should be here to! *Snaps fingers and Yugi and Yami appear*

Yugi: *Is singing with a bathing cap on his head, soap in his hand and a rubber ducky in his other with his eyes closed* AAANNND IIIIIEEEIIIII WILL AAALWAYS LOVE YOUUUUUUUUU! *Opens his eyes and realizes where he is* Eeep! *Covers his ~area~ with his hands*

Dragonfly: *Recovers from her stun at hearing and at the sight of Yugi* Hi Yami! *Uses magic author powers to give Yugi clothes*

Joey: Oh my god... I didn't know Yugi's was so small...

PT: *Whomps Joey over the head with magic crystal ball*

Joey: *Suddenly feels his pants are much looser* What dya do that for! Cruel, cruel world!

PT: Cool it Joanne, I just made your pants size bigger, nice illusion though.

Joey: Hey, don't go getting any ideas!

Seto: Since when can auth. change the powers of a card? Isn't that just a little EXTREMLY CHEAP! YOUR WORSE THEN PEGASUS!

Group: *looks to Dragonfly for answers*

Dragonfly: *Looks up from cuddling Yami* What did ya say?

Yugi: I can't believe my Yami goes for things like that!

Yami: You'll see one day, you won't be able to resist the ladies.

PT: You need not look farther then little ol' me to find your answers Seto *winks*.

Group: *looks away from cute cuddly couple*

PT: Oh bother, do I really have to explain it now? Such a long story, instead, I think, I bring Bakura here, hope he isn't showering!

Yugi: *Blushes* You caught me at a bad time...

PT: Oh, and Seto, you make a revolting girl, it's insulting! *The magic globe glows a deep blue*

Seto: *For all his coolness lets a foolish grin of joy cross his face as blue smoke encircles him*

Joey: Hey Seto, I don't think you've ever thought "little" of yourself but here's your chance!

Group: *Looks at Seto*

Seto: What?

Dragonfly: Aaaaaaw! He's so KAWAII!!! *Runs over and huggles the now chibi-ized Seto* KAWAII, KAWAII, KAWAII, KAWAII!!!

Yami: What about me? *Pouts*

Dragonfly: *Carry's chibi Seto over to where Yami is pouting* Your both just so kawaii! *Huggles both Yami and Seto*

Yami: That's better.

Seto: I feel ... loved... and... so cute... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! THIS IS NOT MY IMAGE!!! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO RESCUE MY BROTHER LIKE THIS!!! *Implies to chibi body*

PT: Whispers the secret plan to Dragonfly

Dragonfly: Oh okay! *Releases chibi Seto and Yami* Ok! *Readies herself*

PT: LIKE THIS! *Brings Pegasus into the picture* Gotta do this quick! *Engulfs Pegasus in deep blue fog* Now Dragonfly!

Dragonfly: Yoink! *Grabs Pegasus's millennium eye*

Pegasus: I didn't see that coming! But how?

PT: Because your chibi, cutie, it's lucky if you can see my face!

Pegasus: *Looks up at PT* Arn't you just a Protector of the Throne hologram?

PT: RAGGGH! I am tired of being called a hallowgram! AND AM I JUST A SEAT WARMER OF A THRONE TO YOU PEOPLE?!! I NO LONGER NEED TO BE A DEFENSIVE WORM! NOW MY TRUE POTENTIAL SHALL BE RELEASED!

Dragonfly: *Sweatdrops* Greeeeeaat, you pissed her off... am I the only one who is just a little afraid here?

Seto: *Looks up at Dragonfly with big tear filled eyes and says in his cutest voice* I'm scared! *Sniffs* I don't like this!

Dragonfly: *Forgets what's happening* Aaaaaaw! Poor kawaii little Seto, I'll protect you! *Huggles Seto close*

Seto: *Thinks* This is the closest I've been to a girl before... I think I work to much...

PT: In the real world I don't need silly magic cards to aid me!!! *TRANSFORMS INTO CHIBI PT* Woops! Hate when that happens... Lets see, oh yes, here we go now *Begins to transform but ball suddenly makes a spluttering sound and shorts out* Oh, gee, umm.... guess I'll have to do it the old fashion way *Begins to pound Pegasus*

Dragonfly: *Is still huggling Seto* How kawaii! A chibi fight!

Joey: *Sweatdrops* They could hurt each other!

Dragonfly: So? It's just Pegasus, and he won't hit a girl!

Joey: Shouldn't we sepperate them just in case? I mean, Pegasus is being beaten by a girl. *Laughs*.

PT: He's nothing without his eye.

Pegasus: Your not a women! Your a...your a card!

PT: I'm Bhakti devoted queen of the Mear Kingdom in the card world.

Pegasus: your real, as the cards are in the Shadow Realm?

Dragonfly: I thought that was obvious...

Seto: No, it must be holograms, but who has holograms better than mine?

Tristan: The Shadow Realm. They're so real, they are real!

Yugi: Yup! I can vouch for that! I dueled Bakura in the Shadow Realm!

Dragonfly: Speaking of Bakura, he was supposed to show up awhile back, but we got sidetracked! *Snaps fingers and Bakura appears*

Bakura: Where am I?

Dragonfly: With us! In our Realm of Randomness!

Bhakti: Yeh, where else do you find flying cows? *Hops on a heffer and goes for a fly*

Dragonfly: I could've sworn those wern't there before... *Shrugs*

Bhakti: *Giggles*

Tristan: I wouldn't want to mess with that chick... *Mutters low and under breath* She's insane...

Seto: Ya, too bad she's maried.

Dragonfly: Kaiba! That is no way for a five year old to talk!

Seto: I'm not usually five! And now that I'm starting to like people *Thinks* like you *Is speaking agian* it's opened a gate!

Dragonfly: Still! It's not proper to like a married woman, er, girl.

Bhakti: HEY! I HEARD THAT!

Dragonfly: So? Your power is still zapped!

Bhakti: Some is back! Not a lot yet... But it's recovering by the second, so watch out! *Grin's menacingly*

Dragonfly: *Looks down at chibi Seto* Isn't he just so KAWAII?

Yami: No, I'm cuter...

Yugi: If Yami's acting like this am I going to act like this when I'm older?

Joey: Probably.

Tristan: I miss Tea...

Group: *Suddenly focuses on Tristan*

Tristan: *Blushes* Uhh, it was the flying cow?

Joey: Uh huh...

Yami: *Is quietly plotting evil plans to get rid of Seto in the corner* Yes... That'll work!

Bakura: *Walks up behind Yami quietly* Whatcha doing?

Yami: *Jumps* Don't do that! You surprised me!

Bakura: Sorry!

Yami: *Grumbles* Go away Bakura....

Bakura: You know I never liked you, you remind me of my Yami.

Joey: *Starts laughing* Hah hah hah My Yami, hah hah hah.

Group: *Focuses on Joey, no one understands*

Joey: *Sweatdrops* Miami get it? My Yami, Miami hah hah hah!

Group: *Slowly starts to understand*

Tristan: I still don't get it.

Bakura: This isn't time to laugh, Yami is plotting something evil, just like all the other Yami's.

Bhakti: *Comes crashing down to the ground off of the heffer*

Dragonfly: Good one...

Bhakti: I'm, I'm broken!

Over zealous Dragon Ball Z anouncer guy: What will happen next? Will Yami succeed in his evil plots? Will Seto be turned back into a teenager? Will someone please step on Pegasus! And Will Bhakti be repaired? Find out next time on The Protector of the Throne Saga's!

Dragonfly: I hope you liked the first chapter and please Read and Reveiw! I promise to update soon! And it won't be so random, but it'll still be funny!