Dragonfly: Hmm... Who should I make say the disclaimer... choices, choices! Any ideas Bhakti?
Bhakti: Let's make Yami Bakura do it!
Dragonfly: Okay! *Snaps fingers and Yami Bakura appears*
Y. Bakura (since Yami Bakura is too long and I'm lazy about typing): What the hell am I doing here? And just what is the meaning of Bakura being here without my permission! I'll have to teach him a lesson for that!
Bakura: Eep! *Hides behind Dragonfly*
Bhakti: I may be temporarily broken, but you will not hurt Bakura! *Crystal ball emits smoke and it envelopes Y. Bakura*
Dragonfly: *Coughs* You and your smoke! What did you do this time?
*Smoke clears and chibi Y. Bakura is standing there*
Y. Bakura: Whad' ya do to me? *Jumps in surprise at chibi voice* You turned me into a chwibi!
Bakura: *turns into a chibi as well* Owh noh! I'm chwibi too!
Bhakti: Whoops! Can't make one chibi and not the other! Poor Bakura! *Picks up Bakura and huggles him*
Dragonfly: Aaaw! He's so kawaii! *Picks up chibi Y. Bakura*
Bhakti: More like kowai!
Y. Bakura: *Bites Dragonfly* Grrrr...
Bhakti: See!
Dragonfly: *Yelps* Ow! You little bugger! Now you have to say the disclaimer!
Y. Bakura: I don't hafta say the discwaimer if I don't want to!
Dragonfly: Say it before I use my author powers to turn you into a pig!
Y. Bakura: Otay, otay! Dwagonfly (an bhatie) does not own and never will own the YuGiOh charwecters or anything asoswiated with it! She does however own the basic ideas and pwots.
Dragonfly: That was the kawaii-ist little disclaimer I have ever heard! Anyway, on with the fic.!
The Protector of the Throne Saga
Episode 2: Guest Stars and Revelations!
Joey, Dragonfly, Yugi, Yami (Yami Yugi), Tristan, and chibi= Pegasus, Y.Bakura, Seto, Bhakti, and Bakura: *Suddenly appears in someone's back yard*
Joey: Where are we?
Dragonfly: I dunno. I know I didn't bring us here! Did you Bhakti?
Bhakti: I'm still broken, I didn't do it! *Crosses fingers behind back*
Dragonfly: Okay.
*A girl walks out of the house and spots chibi Pegasus*
???: KAWAII!!! *Runs over to him and begins to entertain the five year old Pegasus*
Dragonfly: Um, excuse me miss but where are we?
???: In my back yard!
Dragonfly: Oh, well then may I ask you your name?
???: My name is Little Washu! Can I keep chibi Pegasus?
Dragonfly: It's nice to meet you Little Washu, and yes you can keep chibi Pegasus, 'cause if someone doesn't take him he's gonna get stepped on! Or worse, get his eye back!
Little Washu: That's awful! Oh well, he's mine now and I'll never let him go!
Pegasus: Oh no!
Dragonfly: Don't worry Pegasus, she can't be that bad, she seems nice enough to me! Hey Bhakti, are you okay?
Bhakti: Argh... I'm still broken...*Goes unconscious* *wakes up suddenly* WHERE IS THE EYE? *Falls unconscious again*
Dragonfly: *checks her pockets* Oh no! If Pegasus doesn't have it, and I don't have it, who does?
Joey: Who is the closest to a pickpocket?
Group: *focuses on Joey*
Joey: *Sweatdrops* Naw! Naw! Da thieving grave robber!
Group:¼
Joey: YAMI BAKURA!
Group: *choruses* OHH!!!
Y.Bakura: With two-millennium items, I can break this chibi spell for sure! Let me see your face Bakura!
Bakura: *covers eyes and goes in crash position* AHH!
Tristan: How can Yami Bakura and Bakura be in two places at once?
Joey: *shrugs* Duellist logic. 'ey! We gotta do something! *Snatches the eye from Y.Bakura*
Y.Bakura: I don't think so! *Tackles Joey*
Group- (minus) Bhakti: *gets involved in skirmish*
Bhakti: That's enough! You mortals are barbarians! I'd rather face the REAL WORLD *Opens portal into real world and hops through*
Yugi: What just happened?
Tristan: Just what and who was she?
Joey: Not only was she some kinda talkin' card, but she was a woman too! What're the odds of ever figurin' her out?
Dragonfly: How could she of? She, she, when to¼ REALITY!
Joey: Are you indicatin' that we don' face reality?
Dragonfly: You'll never know reality Joey, never.
Y.Dragonfly: You all bore me. Now die! While you were play fighting, I stole all your millennium items! *Jams millennium eye into socket; shoves millennium ring around neck; and swings millennium puzzle around throat* Now it's time to make you pay for ruining my day!
Dragonfly: Oh no! Must save myself, no time for saving others, well, maybe Yami...*Opens a wormhole to reality, and leaps through with Yami following, the hole closes on Yami's Jacket, and all that remains of the two are the tails of his coat. *
Y.Dragonfly: *Erases memory of the last 2 days of all who remains and teleports everyone into the middle of the desert* Drats! My hickory! What was I thinking? Lucky she left!
Bhakti: *Pops head through another wormhole* And another thing¼ *looks around in horror* Uh o-
Y.Dragonfly: *before Bhakti could do anything, jumps through the wormhole* Your going to take me to my hickory! *Yanks Bhakti into back to reality*
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Overzealous Dragon ball Z announcer guy: What will happen next? Will Dragonfly get beaten to a pulp when her Yami finds her? Will Bhakti escape the wrath of Yami Dragonfly? Find out net time on the Protector of the Throne Saga!
