A/N : Ahh, the insanity has been dying away, for now it is . wait I don't know what day it is. I'm still screwed up from a sugar high last night at my best friend's house! So here's your next chapter, ENJOY!

TWO-AMPHIBITUSIA (HICCUP!)

"Do you suppose if we fed the Whomping Willow some magic-grow it would get even bigger?"

"What, like as big as your head, Sirius?"

Sirius smacked James in the stomach with a pillow. It was late on the first night of term, and the Marauders were still awake in their dormitory. So far tonight they'd raided the kitchens (the house elves had already prepared some welcome back food for especially for them. Remus got all choked up), stolen Lily's owl Maratania and turned it into a cat (which the owl found more frustrating than Lily did judging by the way it tore up the drapes in the common room), and convinced Peter that he had a disease called Amphibitusia, which meant that if he got the hiccups he'd turn into a frog. An ugly, warted one at that.

"I'm bored!" Remus announced loudly as Sirius conjured up a bag of popcorn from nowhere. James and Sirius dug in, though Sirius responded between mouthfuls of chewed popcorn, "So what are we supposed to do about it?"

"Make something up! Next week is the full moon, I want to enjoy myself before I go tear my own limbs off one by one."

"That's a nice image," James said dryly as he pushed Sirius's hand away from the popcorn, pulling a fistful out for himself. "Why don't you go get Peter some water or something. We can't let him eat anything, it might give him hiccups!" Peter flinched.

"I-I can't eat?" he stammered, looking horribly frightened. To Peter, this punishment was almost terrible enough to make him risk getting the hiccups. At least if he were a frog, he'd still get to eat. Flies, maybe, but still he'd be eating.

"Nope. Not for three days," James said cheerily. "Only water and vegetables. Healthy things don't give you hiccups." Peter shook where he was sitting on the floor, looking miserable.

"Cheer up, Pete, at least your mum will be happy," Remus grinned evily at his friend, who groaned.

"That reminds me," Peter said, voice faltering slightly from his fear. "My mum said if I get into any trouble this year, she'll curse my ears off!"

"Wow, that's so cool!" James exclaimed, interested.

"Can you teach us after she does it?" Sirius asked enthusiastically. "Severus would look mighty fine without his walloping ears."

"Too bad we can't get rid of his nose, I swear it was poking me in my head at dinner even though he sits across the room," Remus said, helping himself to the remainder of the popcorn.

"No, sorry, that was us hitting you," Sirius said, pointing back and forth between himself and James.

"But, but you guys-" Peter squeaked. "Can't we just maybe NOT cause so much trouble this year? I want to be able to hear, I don't want my ears gone!"

The other three boys gaped at Peter, who looked at each one of them and asked, "What?"

It was James who recovered first.

"Peter- you didn't just. I mean."

"NOT cause trouble?!" exclaimed Sirius.

"Are you MAD?" put in Remus.

Peter's eyes widened. "What? What's wrong with that!"

James sighed and shook his head, looking at the floor with fake solemness. "Peter, if you feel it necessary to break the Marauders' Code of Mischief-"

"And not cause trouble whenever you see fit-" Remus said sadly.

"Then I'm afraid we'll just have too." but Sirius didn't finish his sentence before whipping out his wand and shouting, "Tikelomus!"

Peter's shrieks of laughter bounded off the walls as he doubled over, rolling on the ground like a little pig playing in a mud puddle.

"Stop! Tickling!" he yelled between his gasping laughs. Tears were streaming down his face.

"Only if you agree not to break the code!"

"I-promise!" Peter choked out, squinting his beady eyes as the tears poured out of them.

"Oh, all right," James agreed, rather disappointed. "Reliosueis." Peter relaxed, his laughs coming down from hysterical to normal, then finally to a giggle every now and then. The boys stared at him, waiting. They knew from experience what happened if you laughed a good long time. And it happened to Peter a moment later.

"Hic!" Peter clapped a hand over his mouth, eyes going wide with terror. He hiccuped again, sending Remus, Sirius, and James into fake panic.

"Look! He's turning green!"

"I think that's a wart- look, another one by his ear!"

"Peter, your tongue looks so long! Let's try to reduce it-"

"Better yet, let's chop it off!" Sirius exclaimed.

"Along with his ears!" Remus suggested. "Just to save his mum some trouble!"

James grabbed his wand out of his pocket, holding it up as though about to perform a curse- and the three collapsed into a pile beside Peter, shouting with laughter. Peter, who'd figured out that he'd been tricked, scowled at his friends through his hiccups.

"Oh, come off it, Pete!" James said happily. "We were only having a bit of fun!"

"Yeah," Sirius said, sitting up eagerly. "Speaking of fun, I've got just the thing for us to do now. Be bored no more, Remus! We're going to have a bit of fun with the girls."

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A/N: Eh? EH? *nudges person next to self, which turns out to be no one* you like? Yes, its short, yes, its pointless, but I TOTALLY promise you the next chapter will have SOME sense to it and some real plot! Like maybe this Lestrange guy will team up with Sirius to cause some trouble, but James and Lily are gonna share a nice little moment before BOOM .wanna know what boom means? READ MY NEXT CHAPTER, coming soon to the fanfiction site nearest you! Pleaseplease, just cuz you like me, REVIEW! AND READ! If you do then ill give you a nice little note in the next chapter and make you feel special! Mucho love from ~Cassi~