Joey: *sneaks into the white room when no one is around and whispers* Dragonfly and Bhakti don't own YuGiOh, or anything associated with it. That was err the disclaimer by the way. *Grins* On…
Dragonfly: Very good Joey! ON WITH THE FIC!
Protector of the Throne Chapter four: Keeping it Real
Joey, Tristan, Yugi, Y.Bakura, Bakura, and Kaiba all land in a pile on Hollywood Boulevard.
Joey: The dessert of deserts!
Group: *tries to glare at Joey but find it too funny*
Tristan: Where are we?
Y.Bakura: It appears, children, that we are in, what is known as, reality.
Joey: Is that why your eyes are all squinty?
Bakura: ex-nay on the squinty-aye
Y.Bakura: *Moves to attack Joey but is suddenly staggered by laughter*
Joey: Come 'an! Bring it!
Tristan: Oh man! Your hair looks like a dead squirrel!
Joey: Can it, cone head!
Yugi: We all *laughs* we all look a little different.
Bakura: This is no time for laughter! Yami Dragonfly sent us to this place, and she may very well be here also! Where are Dragonfly, Yami Yugi, and the card girl?
Joey: Oh, lord, don't tell me they're all runnin' around loose somewhere!
Tristan: They could be anywhere!
Yugi: Don't worry! My Yami will protect Dragonfly from any harm!
Tristan: MY YAMI! *Laughs explosively* Get it? Miami? *Laughs some more*
Group: *Anime falls*
Yugi: He just got that?
Kaiba: HEY! I'm not chibi anymore! I'm not chibi! I'm not chibi! I'm not chi…
Y.Bakura: *cuts Kaiba off* I'M NOT CHIBI!
*Kaiba and Y.Bakura hold hands and dance around together singing "we're not chibi"*
Bakura: Oh, no! This must mean that the card lady…is no longer…
Y.Bakura: Yami Dragonfly must have finished her off! Wahaha!
Kaiba: *stops dancing* your sick.
Y.Bakura: when was there any doubt?
Kaiba: can't we get rid of you, now that your item has been stolen?
Y.Bakura: *makes millenium item appear around neck* you were saying?
Yugi: I didn't want to tell you, for fear Y.Bakura would recall his, but I got my millenium puzzle back ten minutes ago!
Y.Bakura: Hmm, what evil should a wreck upon this unsuspecting and cold world? I can't have Yami Dragonfly winning over this world first, I guess this means, I'm on your side.
Group: *is relieved*
Bakura: ^So, Yami Dragonfly, is a Yami, but can't control millenium items? Very strange indeed…^
Joey: I don't understand, you'd think that Card broad wouldn't go down without a fight…
Meanwhile:
Little Washu: Pegasus! You're not a Kawaii chibi anymore! But that's okay! Bhakti's magic seems to have been reversed! Lucky it wasn't fully reversed! I some how feel that she's extremely far away…
Teenaged Pegasus: You remind me of a girl I know. Would you like to see my art folder? I'll draw a picture of you *smiles*
Meanwhile:
Bhakti: *screams* I'm drowning! ^Of all the rotten places to be randomly teleported, I had to be dropped in a water tank! ^ HELP! I can't swim I'm broken! ^I have to restore my body, I have no more magic, so this will destroy my crystal ball, but it has to be done! This will restore the chibi kids too! What a shame, Kaiba was so adorable… ^. *Restores all the magic that she's done and watches as her crystal ball shatters. Magic light emanates from broken ball and is assimilated by the cold modern world, and all that remains are some shards of glass. *
