Chapter Three


Again Tenchi woke up, but this time he was no longer in Washu's lab. He didn't know where he was.
It didnt look like his house. It wasn't like anything he had ever seen before. He sat up and looked around.
The grass was a bright green color, almost lime. He was in the middle of what looked like a field and, in
the distance he could see a house. He got up and started walking to the house, hoping that someone might be
there. Once he got there he knocked on the door. No answer. *Why me??* He thought to himself. He knocked again
but still recieved no answer. * This is just great! Here I am stuck here...Wherever here is....What do I do
now??* But unbeknowst to Tenchi he had already caught the attention of a person in the distance. Tenchi started
to walk back to where he had arrived when he sensed a person behind him. He turned around quickly, but he didnt
see anyone or anything except the house. "Youre going crazy, Tenchi" he said aloud to himself, when all
of a sudden a woman appeared in front of him.

"Well,Well,Well! who do we have here???" the woman said with excitement.

Tenchi was scared to death. He turned around slowly and saw the woman. She had blue hair and a nice
looking face. She had a jacket on which he noticed had a patch which looked like a company's emblem. It said
C. Corp. "Umm..I'm Tenchi" he finally replied after the sudden shock had worn off " Who are you?"

With that the woman blushed and sheepishly replied" Hello Teeennnnccchii..My name is Bulma.." She grinned
and winked at him, which of course made him gulp loudly. " So Tenchi..why do you only have a pair of shorts on?"
and again she blushed.

It was at that time that Tenchi remembered he had left with only a pair of hospital-grade shorts on. "I'm
VERY lost. Can you help me?"

"Sure thing, cutie" Bulma replied, as she led him back to the house that he had previously visited.

She led him into the house, and went into the back bedroom to get some clothes. As she was doing this, Tenchi
looked around. It was a pretty small house, but it was nice. And as soon as she had left, she came back in with a
pair of blue workout pants, and a hot pink shirt. "Here ya go!" she said as she winked for another time. "So how did
you get here, in the middle of nowhere? Would you tell me over some coffee?"

"Sure." Tenchi replied as he wondered why she was being so nice to a stranger. He sat down at the dinner table,as
she made coffee. "Well it all started when...."

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ONE HOUR LATER........
"So her name is Washu, huh? Bulma inquired.

"Yeah.." Tenchi sighed " I wish I'd never gone into that lab..."

"But then WE would have never met, Tenchi....By the way....are you.......dating anyone?" Bulma stumbled.

With this Tenchi could feel his palms get sweaty * Why does EVERY woman I meet hit on me????* He thought nervously.
"Uhhh......well....kind of...not really ..but there is this space pirate...." he trailed off, hoping to turn her off.

"OH! Space pirate, huh? So youre interested in bad girls?" Her grin widened

"Well no..she's interested in me....but...ummm...well.....what I mean is.........."

Bulma got closer to him "YOu dont have to worry about me, Teeennnnncccchhhiii.." She giggled quitely as she got face
to face with Tenchi, while Tenchi tried to get farther and farther away. " I won't hurt you...." She grinned. Tenchi prayed
*PLEASE SEND HELP!!!!!!!!!*. Bulma got closer and closer until she was almost on top of Tenchi, when all of a sudden
Tenchi's prayers were answered. A gruff voice screamed from outside the house, "BULMA I'M HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
And then Bulma immediately tensed. "Uh oh.....Vegeta.."

"Who's Vegeta???" Tenchi asked nervouly.

"Welllllllll, he's my husband." She said , matter of factly " You should proba..."
But she was interupted by the slam of the front door as it opened. In walked an extremely short man with jet black
hair, and a gruff face to match his voice. At first he obviouly didnt notice his wife having coffee with a boy half his
age. He probably would have passed Tenchi up completely, had the bright color of the pink shirt not caught his
attention. As he passed the table, Bulma paused and waited for his fury. But nothing happened. Vegeta just passed the
table, and Bulma let out a sigh and motioned for Tenchi to leave through the front door. Tenchi, not wanting anymore
confrontations got up silently and started for the door. Just then, Vegeta came barreling through the room, and as Tenchi
glanced back, he knew it wasnt good. Vegeta had an abnormally large vein pulsing in his temple. Not only this but his hair
had changed from the jet black color it once was to a bleach blonde color. And to top all of this there was a yellow light
surrounding his body. And as Vegeta opened his mouth, Tenchi started running for the door.

" WHAT IS THIS BOY DOING IN MY PINK SHIRT????? BULMA!! ARE YOU TRYING TO SEDUCE ANOTHER MAN????!!!! AND YOU GAVE
HIM MY PINK SHIRT???????????????????????????????" At this point, the celing started to rumble, as pieces of tile were
falling to the ground.

Tenchi stood, frozen with fear. He didnt want to die this way...really. Then Bulma tried to pass Tenchi off as
a gardener, when Vegeta pointed out ,quite loudly,that they didnt have a garden. It was at this point that Tenchi ran
out of the house.

"NOT THAT FAST, BOY!!!" Vegeta screamed as he followed Tenchi, occasionally sending blasts of pure energy at him.
Tenchi didn't even know what to do. Then he saw something appear in the field where he had arrived. As he ran towards
it, he saw that it was the teleporting device! He started running as fast as his lanky legs could carry him, barely
avoiding Vegeta's blasts. Tenchi even heard Bulma screaming for Vegeta to stop in the background, but knew that this
insane man wouldnt stop even if it meant death. After what seemed like an eternity, Tenchi finally reached the teleporter.
He couldnt help but laugh as he saw the look of utter rage on Vegeta's face when Tenchi's body started to disappear.


As Tenchi felt himself being lifted away from the scene, he couldnt help but feel sorry for Vegeta, as this couldnt be the
first time his wife had tried to cheat on him. *He can have her* he thought. Then he laughed hard for a long time. He
was going home!!!! Or so he thought.....