Chapter 5- Return of the Angry Midget.

Sorry it has taken so long! I will try to update it more often!!

Tenchi told Dumbledore everything. About Washu, about Bulma and Vegeta, and even about the wand mishap. The whole time Dumbledore smiled kindly, and nodded in agreement when Tenchi said that he was having a hard time.

"So that's your whole story?" he asked.

"Yes" Tenchi sighed loudly. "And I hope you can help me get home...". Tenchi prayed hard.

"Of course m'boy!! I just have to make some arrangements and we'll have you out of here in no time." Dumbledore stood and got a quill and paper. He quickly scrawled some short note, folded it, and gave it to an owl nearby. Tenchi marveled that he used an owl of all things to send a letter. As the owl flew off, Tenchi thought he heard someone screaming. As tension built, Tenchi just shrugged it off. Certainly that wasn't the voice he thought it was. As it got closer, Tenchi could feel bullets of sweat start to roll off of his forehead. "That's not the voice, that's not the voice" He kept chanting in his head. Then to his absolute joy, the voice was silenced. He heard the door of the office open. As he and Dumbledore turned around, they were greeted by the greasy-haired Professor Snape. Only as he strode in, Tenchi couldn't help but notice there was something wrong with the picture. The professor had a large, malicious grin on his face. He glanced at Tenchi and his grin turned into a full-fledged smile, ear to ear. But once his gaze turned to the Headmaster, he suppressed his smile to a wicked grin.

"Headmaster?" Snape spoke slowly. "It seems that our, friend has a guest who would like to." Tenchi heard him suppress a school-girl giggle, " how shall we say it.have a" another giggle" conference with him." And when that was said, a small man burst into the room. Tenchi almost had a heart attack when he saw who it was. It was Vegeta, covered in sweat and shirtless, not to mention out of breath. Not only was Vegeta a horrid site to see, but he had a glowing force field around him.

"I HAVE FOUND YOU NOW, YOU SON OF A."

"Excuse me, who are you, sir?" Dumbledore interrupted at just the right time.

"NONE OF YOUR FREAKIN' BUSINESS, OLD MAN!!!!! THIS IS BETWEEN MY AND THE BOY!!!" Vegeta pointed at Tenchi and ran at him. Thankfully, Tenchi moved just in time to miss the large beam that was aimed at him. It tore Dumbledore's desk in half.

"HELP ME!!" Tenchi yelped.

"GIVE ME BACK MY SHIRT!!!!!!" Vegeta ran towards him again, but Tenchi ran out of the room, and down the halls. He didn't know where he was going, but as long as he was out of the way of that Vegeta, he didn't care.

"YOU WONT GET AWAY THIS TIME !!!!!!!"

As the duo ran down the hall, their screams brought students and even teachers out into the hallway. It was a very humorous site to see. A balding short man chasing a skinny Japanese boy down the halls, both screaming at the top of their lungs. It was then that Tenchi knew this was it. He couldn't help but think while dodging the beams of energy that this was his the last day of his life. ' So many things I didn't get to say. So many people I didn't get to say goodbye too.' He thought. But then just like a miracle from heaven, a window of light opened in front of Tenchi. 'This is my only chance!' He thought. So he ran towards the light as fast as his skinny legs could carry him. Then at last, he reached the light and turned around. Even at the moment he laughed. About 20 veins were popping out of Vegeta's head, and Snape and Dumbledore were right behind him looking amazed at the light. Tenchi could feel his body being transported. He wasn't nervous this time though. It was different. He knew that anything was better than this. He only wished he could go back to thank the kind Professor Dumbledore, and stick his tongue out at Vegeta and Snape.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Vegeta screamed in desperation. Once he saw Tenchi, along with the portal, disappear, he dropped to the ground and punched the ground so hard the marble slab cracked into shards. He turned around to see a crowd of staff and students staring at him blankly. After a moment of silence, Dumbledore walked in front of Vegeta and made an announcement. "Will everyone please return to your classrooms, I will take care of this situation." And as everyone filed back into the classrooms, Professor Snape walked to Dumbledore . "Professor, I will make sure this man gets back to his own house. You need not concern yourself with him."

"Ah thank you Professor! I will take up your offer and see if I can get some elves to repair this damage." And with that, he walked off.

Snape helped Vegeta up and walked him to the owlery. Vegeta though this man was odd, but he could sense a power reading from him, so he wasn't so bad, he thought. They were both silent until Snape finally broke the silence.

"I've never seen anyone with that kind of awesome power before."

"Well, I work on it." Vegeta replied gruffly.

" I'm sure, you do..cutie" With that Vegeta quickly turned around and glared in horror at the blushing professor who winked at him amorously.

"GET ME OUT OF THIS HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"