A/N I do not own anything, seeing as that I am not George Lucas. Reviews are always lovely things.


ANAKIN'S WORLD

( Cut to the basement of a Jedi's house. Two guys, Obi and Anakin, are sitting on a couch,preparing to start their show)

Anakin and Obi: It's Anakin's world! Anakin's world! Jedi Time! Excellent! Woo,woo!

Anakin: Okay, today on Anakin's world,we are going to meet Jabba the Hutt,who is here to present his own new designed podracer for Hutts in mind.

( Jabba comes sliming out)

Anakin: ( Pulls out cue cards, first one says Slug boy, with arrow pointing to Jabba) Tell us Jabba, how does the new podracer work?

Jabba: Hee woota wunga! ( Like any other podracer!)

Anakin: ( Next card reads Jabba blows toads! We have proof!) How proud are you of this invention?

Jabba: Woobe wenta! ( Very proud)

Anakin: ( last card reads This slug is constipated) Anything else you have made lately?

Jabba: Wooba! Wooter goner shaz cal witz chu! ( Yes! I have made the new Jedi haircutting tool! Just use the force and it will cut your hair exactly the way you want!)

Anakin: Okay! Obi, you give it a try!

Obi: Okay. ( Starts to get his hair chopped up) AHHHH! STOP!!! I SPENT TEN YEARS GETTING THIS HAIRDO!

( Jabba turns it off, Anakin soothes Obi's nerves by sining Your song which, for some reason, Obi starts singing as well)

Anakin: Okay,now beore we go,we want to give a salute to. . .Rabe, the handmaiden! (pulls out picture of Rabe in bathing suit) Rabe, we salute you! ( boths Anakin and Obi swing their stomachs out) SCHA-WING!

Obi: Hey Anakin, can you hurry up? I'm starting to get impatient here.

Anakin: Yeah. That's what she told me! ( boths start cracking up) All right, Party on Obi!

Obi: Party on Ani!

Anakin and Obi: It's Anakin's world! Anakin's world! Jedi time! Excellent! Woo-Woo!

(Cut to Anakin walking through his Jedi apartment on Coruscant, the upstairs)

Anakin: Let me get you up to date. I'm a soon to be Jedi Knight, with his own intergalatic access cable show. I don't exactly have what you would call a career up to this point.
Let me put it this way. I have an extensive collection of security armor and blasters (grins as he shows it off to camera)

Anakin: Okay, I still dream about my mother, which is both bogus and disturbing. But I still know how to party. ( Hears noise outside) Ah, the Jedi-mobile! Come.

( Cut outside to see speeder waiting with Obi, Ki-Adi Mundi, and Mace Windu waiting for Anakin)

Anakin: This is my best friend and master, Obi-Wan Kenobi.

Obi: Hi. ( grins sheepishly)

( Anakin gets in, they all take off town downtown Coruscant)

Anakin: I think that it's time for a little Jedi rhapsody, don't you agree gentlemen?

( All agree. Music starts playing with rhythm of Bohemian Rhapsody)

All singing along: I see a little sillouhette of a Jedi, Mama Moosh! Mama moosh, can you use the force real cool? Sith are very frightening,very, very frightening, yeah!

Anakin: Sifo-Dyas!

Obi: Sifo-Dyas!

Windu and Amundu: SIfo-Dyas! ( all together) Oh, oh,oh, here we go!

All sing along again: I'm just a poor boy from a slave family! He's just a poor boy, nobody loves him! Spare from his mother, who is on Tatooine!

( Stop as they see Master Yoda sitting outside bar, looking kind of sick)

Anakin:( gets out) Yoda? What are you doing here? You're partied out. . . again!

Obi: What if he honks in the speeder?

Anakin: I'm giving you a no-honk guarentee. Besides, it's not like it will be a big mess anyway.

( Obi still looks uncomfortable as they pulls Yoda into car. Song begins again)

All sing along: Easy come, easy go, will Kenobi let him go? Anakin is not ready! He will not let you go! (Let him go!) Anakin is not ready! He will not let you go!

Yoda ( starts singing too) Go me let!

Others: Will not let you go!

Yoda: Go me let!

All: Will not let you go! To face the Trials! Mama mia! Mama mia! I cannot believe that a Jedi indeed I will be! I will be! I will beeeeeeeeee!

( All start headbanging along to the rock music)

All singing again: So you think you can you can tell me, Ani, you're a good guy!? So you think you can tell me , Ani, you must always try!? OHHH!

( Finally stop at lightsaber shop)

Anakin: Pull over. ( All the others starts complaining)

Obi: (to camera, rolling his eyes) He does this every Friday. ( to Anakin) Give it up man! You'll never afford it! Live in the now!

Anakin: ( after looking at super-advanced lightsaber) It will be mine. Oh, yes. . .( raises eyebrow) It will be mine.

Obi: ( Simply sighs, looking at camera)

( Shuttle comes flying up to Qui-Gon Donuts. Out comes Captain Typho)

Typho: Hello boys.

Anakin: Captain Typho, his. ( sniffs the air for a minute) Does anyone smell something funny anywhere?

Obi: Yeah, I definately smell something of a swamp origin. ( snickers)

Typho: Ha,ha, I get it, swamp, naboo guard, gungan, yeah yeah.

( All snicker in response to this: Yoda's face goes green. . .er)

Anakin: Okay, this guy needs some major Coruscant cappucino and fast!

( All rush past)

Anakin: This is Qui-Gon's Donuts. Excellent place. I recommend the chocolate ewok donuts. They're excellent.This is Qui-Gon Jinn. He still runs the place now.

(Qui-Gon beckons for camera to follow him)

Qui-Gon: I never did a crazy thing in my life up until that night. Why is it that when a man kills a Toydarian in a fight, it's called heroism. But when he kills one in the heat of passion, it's called murder-

Anakin: Hello! What do you think you are doing? ( looks at camera) Only me and Obi get to talk to the camera. Come on.

Obi: (grins sheepishly) Well I just want to say- hey look, Mark Hamill! ( runs away from the camera)

Anakin: Hey Obi, there's your girlfriend. ( points at nearby waitress, who looks a lot like Natalie Portman)

( Obi-Wan is suddenly thrown backwards by the force. Yoda pretends not to be involved in this)

Obi: Ow. I slipped. ( continues making googly eyes at Portman look alike)

( In comes Sabe, carrying a wrapped present)

Obi: Oh no, Anakin, don't look now, psycho rancor beast at ten o'clock.

Anakin: Where?! ( turns sees Sabe, she seems him, grins stupidly and walks over) Oh no, I made eye contact.

Sabe: Happy Anniversary Ani.

Anakin: First of all, it's Anakin. Second of all, we've never gone out before once in my entire life.

Sabe: Well, that doesn't mean we can't be boyfriend and girlfriend.

Anakin: Well yeah, it does, you have to actually tallk to each other.

Sabe: Don't you want to open your present?

Anakin: If it's Jar-Jar's head, I'm going to be very upset.

Sabe: Open it.

( Anakin opens it and finds it to be a laser gun rack)

Anakin: A laser gun rack? A laser gun rack. Sha! I don't even own A laser gun! What the hell am I supposed to do with a laser gun rack?

Sabe: ( looks hurt) You know, Ani, if you're not careful, you're going to lose me.

Anakin: I never had you to begin with! Are you mental? You don't even have a real personality!

( Obi doesn't notice, has another force attack, with a little assistance from Yoda)

( Later, we see them at Forceworks, a partying place for Jedi)

Anakin: This is Forceworks, they got some great bands here!

( Out comes Padme Amidala, giving a speech on politics and good manners)

Crowd: What the hell is this?! Get off the stage!

Padme: ( grins evilly) Just kidding. ( Rips off her clothes to reveal herself dressed in Leia's slave outfit, starts singing Corsucant Woman)

( All the Jedi get around a huge thug alien, except Yoda, who gets knocked back)

Yoda: Me excuse!

Thug: WHAT?!

Yoda: Me excuse. Like to get by, I would.

Thug: (picks Yoda up with one hand) GET OUT OF MY FACE YOU LITTLE DWEEB! (throws him across room into surrounding crowd)

Yoda: Ow. ( walks over again, taps Thug on shoulder) Me exuse again.

Thug: WHAT DO YOU WANT YOU LITTLE DWEEB?

( Yoda responds by sending lightning bolts out at Thug, sending him flying across the room through the nearby wall. Crowd roars with approval)

Yoda: ( grins cockily at admiring females, who are now swooning over him) You, I thank.

( Anakin is headbanging to music, suddenly sees Padme)

Anakin: SHE'S A BABE! Schwing! ( jumps off ground fice feet, stares wide eyed at her for a moment)

( Padme finishes. As she comes off the stage, two wookies are getting into a fight. One accidently sends a piece of wood flying at Padme)

Padme: AHHH! ( karate chops them both, beats them up)

Anakin: YEAH! ( looks at camera) l love this woman!

( Padme walks past Anakin)

Padme: Hey I know you, you're that guy from that show, Anakin's World, right?

Anakin: Yeah! Pretty rough night huh? Things are getting kind of wooky in here. (scrunches his face up in embarressment)

Anakin: Hey, can I call you?

Padme: I'll be here tommorrow night.

Anakin: Excellent. (After she leaves, he looks at camera) She will be mine, oh yes. . . she will be mine.