A/N I don't own anything to do with Star Wars, etc. Reviews are always nice things.



( Obi and Anakin are sitting on top of their speeder,which is parked by a nearby spaceport on Coruscant)

Obi: That singer Padme was a babe. She made me feel kind of funny. . . like when we used to have lasers shot at us in Jedi academy.

Anakin: She's a babe. If she were a hutt, she would be Jabba the Hottie.

Obi: If she were a Jedi, she would be Baby-wan DeCutie

( Anakin smiles his agreement)

Obi: Anakin. . . did you ever think that Boss Nass would be cute if dressed up in a dress like a girl gungan?

Anakin: No. ( Both start cracking up) No.

Obi: Me neither.

Anakin: Okay, here it comes, ready?!

Obi: Ready!

( Both use the force to send speeder flying overhead crashing into a nearby building. They cheer with delight at the sight of the explosion.)

( The next day, Anakin and Obi are getting their lightsabers tuned up by Yoda. Anakin is listening to a tape about Gungan.)

Anakin: Mesa think yousa very pretty! MESA THINK YOUSA VERY PRETTY!

Obi: Stop it, you're scaring me!

(Anakin shows him the Gungan booklet)

Obi: Oh, I see, you're learning Padme's language.

( Out comes Yoda)

Yoda: Finished your lightsabers are. Last night, cool Forceworks was. Hot singer was there.

Anakin: Yeah, Yoda, we know, we were there.

Yoda: ( seems not to hear this) Very hot singer there was!

Anakin: Yoda, are you mental? We were there, remember?

( Obi accidenly cuts off head of statue of Count Dooku while trying out his lightsaber)

Obi: I think we should go now.
Anakin: Cool.

( That night, before the two head out to Forceworks, they are finishing up their show. In comes Darth Maul and Darth Sidious)

Maul: Hey fellows, my name is Darth Maul and I just want to say that I love your show, but I think that it could be so much more.

Obi: Well don't shut us down, okay? We're on intergalactic access, okay? ( continues to panic) We'll try harder , all right?!

Anakin: Easy Obi! ( calms him by starting to sing again)

Maul: The point is that my boss, Darth Dook- uh, Darth Tyrannous, wants to buy your show. So he gave me these contracts for ten thousand Republic credits each. ( shows checks)

Anakin: Exsqueeze mesa? I mean, excuse me? Did you just say you would pay us to do Anakin's world?

( Darth Maul nodds)

Maul: After you sign the contract of course.

( While Anakin is reading through the contract, Obi motions for the camera to follow him)

Obi: Does this seem kind of strange to you? All these contracts? Did master Yoda ever tell you about the time some Dathomir witch tried to get him to sign a contact that would allow her to torture him, and when he refused, she tried to cook him for dinner, but he chopped her into little pieces instead?

(Pause)

Obi: Pretty cool, huh? I gotta go.

(Goes back to Anakin and Maul)

Anakin: Well I think we can work with you.

Maul: Do you need a lawyer?

Obi: Oh, no way man. We use the force. Besides our last lawyer thought he was more powerful than a Jedi and I was like No friggin way man! and he's like Oh yeah?! and he starts shooting laser shots at me and then I had to get my lightsaber out to knock em back at him! (stops, starts panting heavily to collect his breath)

Maul: Exactly.

( Later, we see Anakin and Obi jumping around outside of Foreworks)

Anakin and Obi: We've got ten thousand credits! We've got ten thousand credits!

( Come inside to see Padme singing in her Leia outfit once again, this time the song Hit Me, Jedi, One More Time)

( Obi and Anakin run up to meet Mace Windu, Ki-Adi Mundi, and Yoda)

All: ( to each other) Party on Jedi!

( Out behind them appears Darth Sidious)

Sidious: Party on, er, Jedi!

Obi: ( looks out into crowd, sees Sabe) Oh no! Psycho Rancor alert!

( Sabe sees Anakin and the others and starts to approach them)

Anakin: Let's get out of here!

( They all scatter)

( Anakin starts headbanging to music when Jar-Jar comes up to him)

Jar-Jar: Heya, Ani! Mesa heard about de deal yousa makin! I lova you!

Anakin: ( looking kind of disturbed) Uh, no, Jar-Jar, I love you.

Jar-Jar: No! Mesa mean it man! I lova you!

Anakin: ( still looking rather distressed) Uh, no, I mean it Jar-Jar, I love you.

Jar-Jar: (laughs) No you don't man! ( pulls Anakin into a hug; Anakin quickly notices Obi dancing next to him)

Anakin: Hey, uh, Obi, Jar-Jar has something to say to you!

( Tosses Jar-Jar over to Obi)

Jar-Jar: ( to Obi) Mesa lova you Obi!

Obi: Thank you! ( the two continue to dance)

( Meanwhile Anakin sees image of Padme singing The Sound of Music. He notices Darth Maul in the crowd, starting to head bang along with the song, quickly starts headbanging himself)

( Obi is seen waiting in line for the restroom to be open when Sabe walks up to him, making him look even more uncomfortable)

Sabe: Hey Obi, have you seen Anakin? He's been a bit distant lately. What do you think is wrong?

Obi: That you're a psycho and you need to get a real boyfriend?

Sabe: ( laughs in a dim-witted manner) Oh, Obi, you're so funny. What should I really do?

Obi: Just give it up, you loser, go out with someone else?

Sabe: Go out with someone else, okay, got it.
( Sees Senator Bail Organa standing to the side of the room, looking bored.)

Sabe: ( runs up to him) Hi! ( The two walk off arm in arm)

( After Padme finishes her song, Anakin quickly gets her attention)

Anakin: Hey, want to go hang outside for a second?

Padme: Sure. ( sees Maul eyeing her, gives him insincere smile) Sorry pal, I don't dig guys with the spiked hairdo.

( We see Anakin and her outside, sitting down and talking)

Anakin: Jedi! You rock!

Padme: Thanks. What's up with this Darth Maul guy?

Anakin: Oh, he's some big time producer. We've just signed with him. Works for some dude named Tyrannous.

( Padme nodds on this, while Anakin collects his nerves)

Anakin: Hey, Padme? I've got something to say to you. ( pauses for a minute) Mesa thinka yousa very pretty!

Padme: ( looks extremely happy) Anakin! You learned how to say I am pretty in Gungan!

( Anakin looks down, pretending to be modest)

Padme: And yousa are a very hansome mana!

Anakin: Slowa downa, pleasa! Mesa just de starter!

( Sabe and Bail Organa come walking out)

Sabe: Hi Anakin! ( walks off into corner with Bail Organa)

Padme:( under her breath) Whosa thata?

Anakin: Soma twikie, thinka shesa ever my girlfriend. Wesa never even go out before.

Padme: Shesa hava nica lega, but nosa braina.

Anakin: Plus shesa psycho hosa beasta.

Padme: Data is very funny. But you no shoulda label people like thata.

Anakin: Yeah. If wesa dida that, then wesa woulda thinka that Senator Palpatina isa sithie lord.

( Padme cracks up at this comment)

Anakin: So, can I call you?

Padme: Anytime.

Anakin: ( to camera) Excellenta!