A/N I don't own anything to do with Star Wars, etc. Reviews are always nice things.
( Obi and Anakin are sitting on top of their speeder,which is parked by a nearby spaceport on Coruscant)
Obi: That singer Padme was a babe. She made me feel kind of funny. . . like when we used to have lasers shot at us in Jedi academy.
Anakin: She's a babe. If she were a hutt, she would be Jabba the Hottie.
Obi: If she were a Jedi, she would be Baby-wan DeCutie
( Anakin smiles his agreement)
Obi: Anakin. . . did you ever think that Boss Nass would be cute if dressed up in a dress like a girl gungan?
Anakin: No. ( Both start cracking up) No.
Obi: Me neither.
Anakin: Okay, here it comes, ready?!
Obi: Ready!
( Both use the force to send speeder flying overhead crashing into a nearby building. They cheer with delight at the sight of the explosion.)
( The next day, Anakin and Obi are getting their lightsabers tuned up by Yoda. Anakin is listening to a tape about Gungan.)
Anakin: Mesa think yousa very pretty! MESA THINK YOUSA VERY PRETTY!
Obi: Stop it, you're scaring me!
(Anakin shows him the Gungan booklet)
Obi: Oh, I see, you're learning Padme's language.
( Out comes Yoda)
Yoda: Finished your lightsabers are. Last night, cool Forceworks was. Hot singer was there.
Anakin: Yeah, Yoda, we know, we were there.
Yoda: ( seems not to hear this) Very hot singer there was!
Anakin: Yoda, are you mental? We were there, remember?
( Obi accidenly cuts off head of statue of Count Dooku while trying out his lightsaber)
Obi: I think we should go now.
Anakin: Cool.
( That night, before the two head out to Forceworks, they are finishing up their show. In comes Darth Maul and Darth Sidious)
Maul: Hey fellows, my name is Darth Maul and I just want to say that I love your show, but I think that it could be so much more.
Obi: Well don't shut us down, okay? We're on intergalactic access, okay? ( continues to panic) We'll try harder , all right?!
Anakin: Easy Obi! ( calms him by starting to sing again)
Maul: The point is that my boss, Darth Dook- uh, Darth Tyrannous, wants to buy your show. So he gave me these contracts for ten thousand Republic credits each. ( shows checks)
Anakin: Exsqueeze mesa? I mean, excuse me? Did you just say you would pay us to do Anakin's world?
( Darth Maul nodds)
Maul: After you sign the contract of course.
( While Anakin is reading through the contract, Obi motions for the camera to follow him)
Obi: Does this seem kind of strange to you? All these contracts? Did master Yoda ever tell you about the time some Dathomir witch tried to get him to sign a contact that would allow her to torture him, and when he refused, she tried to cook him for dinner, but he chopped her into little pieces instead?
(Pause)
Obi: Pretty cool, huh? I gotta go.
(Goes back to Anakin and Maul)
Anakin: Well I think we can work with you.
Maul: Do you need a lawyer?
Obi: Oh, no way man. We use the force. Besides our last lawyer thought he was more powerful than a Jedi and I was like No friggin way man! and he's like Oh yeah?! and he starts shooting laser shots at me and then I had to get my lightsaber out to knock em back at him! (stops, starts panting heavily to collect his breath)
Maul: Exactly.
( Later, we see Anakin and Obi jumping around outside of Foreworks)
Anakin and Obi: We've got ten thousand credits! We've got ten thousand credits!
( Come inside to see Padme singing in her Leia outfit once again, this time the song Hit Me, Jedi, One More Time)
( Obi and Anakin run up to meet Mace Windu, Ki-Adi Mundi, and Yoda)
All: ( to each other) Party on Jedi!
( Out behind them appears Darth Sidious)
Sidious: Party on, er, Jedi!
Obi: ( looks out into crowd, sees Sabe) Oh no! Psycho Rancor alert!
( Sabe sees Anakin and the others and starts to approach them)
Anakin: Let's get out of here!
( They all scatter)
( Anakin starts headbanging to music when Jar-Jar comes up to him)
Jar-Jar: Heya, Ani! Mesa heard about de deal yousa makin! I lova you!
Anakin: ( looking kind of disturbed) Uh, no, Jar-Jar, I love you.
Jar-Jar: No! Mesa mean it man! I lova you!
Anakin: ( still looking rather distressed) Uh, no, I mean it Jar-Jar, I love you.
Jar-Jar: (laughs) No you don't man! ( pulls Anakin into a hug; Anakin quickly notices Obi dancing next to him)
Anakin: Hey, uh, Obi, Jar-Jar has something to say to you!
( Tosses Jar-Jar over to Obi)
Jar-Jar: ( to Obi) Mesa lova you Obi!
Obi: Thank you! ( the two continue to dance)
( Meanwhile Anakin sees image of Padme singing The Sound of Music. He notices Darth Maul in the crowd, starting to head bang along with the song, quickly starts headbanging himself)
( Obi is seen waiting in line for the restroom to be open when Sabe walks up to him, making him look even more uncomfortable)
Sabe: Hey Obi, have you seen Anakin? He's been a bit distant lately. What do you think is wrong?
Obi: That you're a psycho and you need to get a real boyfriend?
Sabe: ( laughs in a dim-witted manner) Oh, Obi, you're so funny. What should I really do?
Obi: Just give it up, you loser, go out with someone else?
Sabe: Go out with someone else, okay, got it.
( Sees Senator Bail Organa standing to the side of the room, looking bored.)
Sabe: ( runs up to him) Hi! ( The two walk off arm in arm)
( After Padme finishes her song, Anakin quickly gets her attention)
Anakin: Hey, want to go hang outside for a second?
Padme: Sure. ( sees Maul eyeing her, gives him insincere smile) Sorry pal, I don't dig guys with the spiked hairdo.
( We see Anakin and her outside, sitting down and talking)
Anakin: Jedi! You rock!
Padme: Thanks. What's up with this Darth Maul guy?
Anakin: Oh, he's some big time producer. We've just signed with him. Works for some dude named Tyrannous.
( Padme nodds on this, while Anakin collects his nerves)
Anakin: Hey, Padme? I've got something to say to you. ( pauses for a minute) Mesa thinka yousa very pretty!
Padme: ( looks extremely happy) Anakin! You learned how to say I am pretty in Gungan!
( Anakin looks down, pretending to be modest)
Padme: And yousa are a very hansome mana!
Anakin: Slowa downa, pleasa! Mesa just de starter!
( Sabe and Bail Organa come walking out)
Sabe: Hi Anakin! ( walks off into corner with Bail Organa)
Padme:( under her breath) Whosa thata?
Anakin: Soma twikie, thinka shesa ever my girlfriend. Wesa never even go out before.
Padme: Shesa hava nica lega, but nosa braina.
Anakin: Plus shesa psycho hosa beasta.
Padme: Data is very funny. But you no shoulda label people like thata.
Anakin: Yeah. If wesa dida that, then wesa woulda thinka that Senator Palpatina isa sithie lord.
( Padme cracks up at this comment)
Anakin: So, can I call you?
Padme: Anytime.
Anakin: ( to camera) Excellenta!
