A/N I don't own anything to do with Star Wars, etc. Reviews are always lovely things

( The next morning we see Obi just getting out of bed. Up walks his pet Jawa, Dassie, comes walking in)

Dassie: Ootinie!

Obi: What's that girl? Anakin's fallen to the dark side of the force, become a sith lord, and is hunting down the Jedi knights?

Dassie: Ootinie!

Obi: ( grins sheepishly) Oh, I misunderstood. Anakin's outside.

( He goes out to where Anakin is waiting for a nice lightsaber match)

Anakin: Fight on!

Obi: Fight on!

( The two start clashing with their lightsabers. After a few minutes, a speeder starts to approach overhead)

Anakin and Obi: Speeder!

( Both duck down
)

Anakin: Okay! Fight on!

Obi: Fight on!

( They continue to clash for another five minutes or so, then the pause for a brief break)

Obi: Say Anakin, do you get the feeling that Darth Maul isn't one of us?

Anakin: Good call Obi. It's like he has some confidence issue with all those tatooes and horns. After all, the Coruscant Street boys never changed their physical appearance to look cool. They left that up to Michael Jetson.

( Another speeder comes flying overhead)

Anakin and Obi: Speeder! (xi

( The speeder turns out to have Sabe as the pilot)

Sabe: ( looks down at them in a dazed manner as she passes overhead) Hi Ani!

( She crashes into a nearby building,the explosion sends her landing on another building across from Anakin and Obi)

Anakin: . . . And she's okay! Fight on!

Obi: Yeah, fight on!

( Sabe just gets up, burnt black all over, giggling stupidly)

(We later see Anakin and Padme are flying to mainstream Coruscant)

Anakin: I just want to say , Padme, that you're looking fabulous today!

Padme: Thanks. I've been worrying that I was slacking off with all of these stupid Senate meetings I've been going to lately. Fortuneatly, I have a great personnal trainer.

Anakin: ( very abruptly) You're so fine you will be mine!

Padme: Excuse me?

Anakin: Sorry. It was a song I have stuck in my head. ( starts again as abruptly as before) You're so fine, you will be mine! Hey Leia!

( Padme starts clapping and singing with him)

Anakin and Padme: Hey Leia, you're so fine, you're so fine, you will be mine, hey Leia!

Padme: I didn't know you were a fan of N'Solo!

( Anakin grins sheepishly)

( Later we arrive at a studio where Darth Maul is waiting with Darth Tyrannous)

Maul: Hello Anakin, Obi. This is our sponser, Darth Tyrannous.

Tyrannous: Hello their fellows. You may call me Count Dooku for short.

Anakin: ( grins goofily) Okay. . .

Maul: Here, we just want to run a test through the show,all right?

( Points down to the studio room where we can see a replica of Anakin's basement)

Anakin: ( admiringly) Yes! Nice. . .

( Anakin and Obi get in front of a blue screen, ready to do their test)

Anakin: Hey folks! Party on Obi!

Obi: Pary on Anakin!

Anakin: Okay, today on Anakin's world, we have a new travel feature! Let's go to. . .

( The background changes here)

Anakin: Naboo! Hey Obi, mesa thinkin there be many gungans here!

Obi: Mesa agree Anakin! ( Background changes again)

Anakin: Now we're in. . . Bespin! Hey check out the clouds!

Obi: They look cool to me Anakin!

Anakin: They're even more vapid than my old master! ( Both crack up at this) Now we're off to. . . ( Background changes again)

Anakin: Dagobah!

( Both he and Obi stop moving for a moment)

Anakin: ( bored) Hi. I'm on Dagobah.