A/N I don't own anything that is Star Wars, etc. Reviews are welcome.
(It's the next day where we see Anakin and Obi entering Coruscant, singing)
Anakin and Obi: We're going to make our dreams come true! ( clasp each other around the shoulder, skip down the block)
Anakin and Obi: Doing it our way!
( We see the two hanging out at a food rations factory, helping wrap up the several different types of food. The two then take a small cruise in a paddle boat around a park)
Obi: Hey! What the hell are we doing?
Anakin: Yeah, we got backstage passes to Alice Vader!
( Quickly make way into concert where Alice is singing Feed My Vaderstein, to tune of Feed my Frankenstein. Alice is wearing Darth Vader outfit)
Vader: Well I ain't evil! I'm just good lookin! I fell in some lava, and baby, started cookin! I'm a dark-loving guy, yeah the Sith I rule! I hate all the Jedi, they made me go to school!
Brought them to a simmer, yeah, those Jedi! Ran my nice lightsaber up their puny spines!
Feed MMMYYYYYY Vaderstein! Hungry for a no-good-sneaky Jedi!
Feed MMMYYYYYY Vaderstein! Hungry for force, it's Jedi huntin time!
( We see Anakin and Obi head-banging to all of this music)
Obi: ( to Anakin) Hey, should we use our backstage passes?
Anakin: Yeah dude!
( The two show the guards their passes, take wrong turn, end up outside of building)
Obi: I think we took a wrong turn cause we''re outside now.
( The two see enormous shuttle with large Bantha standing guard)
Anakin: Dude, is this Alice's?
Bantha: No, it belongs to Cal Palpatine, head of the Galatic Republic.
Obi: It's really big.
Bantha: Well it has to be. He travels everywhere in it, has a large fear of Jedi for some reason.
( Anakin and Obi share questioning looks)
Bantha: First he's going to Coruscant here.( points upward) Then here. ( points left) Then here. ( points right)
Anakin: Uh thanks. ( looks at camera) Boy, he sure had a lot of information, don't you think?
( Later, Anakin and Obi find their way into Alice Vader's room)
Anakin: Alice, is this cool?
Alice: Sure, come on in.
Obi: Don't kill us or anything, okay? Just because we're Jedi doesn't mean we don't like Sith, all right? ( starts to panic)
Anakin: Easy Obi, don't go mental on me.
Alice: No, it's all right. I actually have a very sensitive side no one knows about. ( tries to sniff flowers through his mask)
Anakin: I was not aware of that.
( Alice pulls out pot of daisies)
Anakin: So. . . do you come to Corsucant often? ( grins stupidly)
Alice: Well I'm a constant visitor myself. But Coruscant has certainly had its share of visitors. After all, was it not the sight of the Great Treat over fifty years ago?
Band member: Yeah, Master Yoda was there and everything.
Alice: Yes, Pete, he was. As a matter of fact,if I quote, he called it very wise, it was.
Anakin: ( breaks conversation) Does this guy know how to party or what?! HUH?!
( All look at him as though he is insane)
Anakin: Okay. See you later Alice.
Alice: No, you guys, come hang with us.
Obi: ( grinning at Anakin) Yeah, stay and hang out with us. . . with Alice Vader.
( Both suddenly fall to their knees and start worshipping Alice's shrine)
Anakin and Obi: We're not worthy! We're not worthy! We're Jedi! We suck!
( Later that night Anakin and Obi prepare for their first high publicity show, with their guest Darth Tyrannous)
Maul: Okay, guys. Can you get this right?
Anakin: Of course. Right is my Irish Uncle's neighbor's dog.
Maul: ( looking confused) Look, uh, this is important. Tyrannous is our sponsor.
Anakin: I don't think so. I hate sponsors. ( grins as he holds up a McDonald's burger)
Obi: ( wearing a Wal-Mart t-shirt) Yeah. Why do people only do things for money? It's just sad. They only want more and more pay.
Anakin: ( eating Cheetos) No matter how much Lucas goes over budget, he will not bow down to any sponsor.
Obi: Hey Anakin, want to increase your force power? ( hands Anakin pair of sneakers)
Anakin: Wow. Nike. Fancy. Cool.
( Maul just stares at the two)
Windu: Okay boys, it's time to start the show.
Maul: ( looking sincerely concerned) Uh, just stick to what the script said, okay?
Anakin: Awesome.
( Anakin and Obi get set up on their basement set)
Windu: We are on in seven, six, five, four, three! ( mouths two and one)
Anakin and Obi: It's Anakin's world! Anakin's world! Jedi time! Excellent! Woo-woo!
Anakin: Okay, today on Anakin's world, we have our special guest. . . Darth Tyrannous! ( Tyrannous comes out) He was recently a member of the Jedi order until he quit and changed his name, which used to be Count Dooku. Nice name.
Anakin and Obi: NOT!
Anakin: Okay, so Mr. Tyrannous, we have a very special activity to do today. We understand you want to improve your image with the people?
Tyrannous: That's right. No matter what the senator from Naboo says, I have in no way been involved in her assassination attempts!
Anakin: Uh, I didn't say you were. Are you mental?
Tyrannous: Uh, never mind.
( Maul and Sidious give each other satisfied smiles)
Anakin: So Tyrannous, we are here to ask you today to show off your Jedi mojo.
( Maul and Sidious suddenly look horrified at each other)
Obi: ( giggling) Yeah, we want to see your moves.
Anakin: So hit the music and follow along with us, old timer!
( Tyrannous looks completely befuddled as the three start hip hop dancing to the song Canned heat)
( Working crew is simply falling over laughing)
Sidious: ( to Maul) I can assure you I did not write for them to do that.
( Maul just looks severely pissed off)
( Tyrannous starts suddenly dancing more seductively, giving camera strange looks. This cracks everyone up even more)
( Finally they come to a stop and sit down)
Anakin: Well, what do you think now Mr. Tyrannous?
Tyrannous: Screw this Separatist deal! I'm going dancing!
Anakin: Well another case solved. Party on Obi!
Obi: Party on Anakin!
Anakin and Obi: It's Anakin's world!Anakin's world! Party time! Excellent! Woo-woo!
( Maul comes walking out)
Maul: What in the hell are you doing? You've publicly humiliated the sponsor!
Anakin: Yeah!
Maul: You're fired!
Anakin: Fired! For that?! SHAA! Right! I'm getting out of here, horny!
Maul: Well I guess that's it for your show.
Anakin: ( looks ticked off) Ugh, bite me! (leaves)
Maul: (looks calm) Okay. Are we ready? Coming back.
Windu: Coming back? Okay, go, five,f our three! ( mouths two and one)
Obi: (stares at camera) Uh, I'm having a good time. Not! ( looks around) Uh,uh, uh. ( starts to jabber nonsensically)
Windu: ( to Maul) You ever seen Obi after his master got killed?
( Maul starts to look worried, backs away)
