A/N I don't own anything that is Star Wars, etc. Reviews are always nice things.
( Later that night Obi and Anakin are sitting on top of their speeder)
Obi: You really pissed me off the other night.
Anakin: Obi, you barely get upset over anything.
Obi: Yeah, but you shouldn't leave you friend like that. I mean, ( grins stupidly) I am a master Jedi, but you still shouldn't have dumped your friend like that.
Anakin: So now I have to run everything by you?
Obi: (getting annoyed) Well yeah you have to run everything by me now! What am I, a dug? With you as always is your master, Obi?
( grins wickedly)
Obi: You know Maul had you so forced. You know what? He's got it for Padme.
Anakin: No way. Padme's not interested in him at all.
Obi: Okay. Pop quiz. Padme is not interested in Maul because: A. Chicks dig his outfit. B. The Sith Order rules C. Has lots of cash D. Has cool hairdo.
Obi: ( grins evilly again) E. Does not dream about his mother.
Anakin: Okay. How about F? You're a dweeb! You know what you can do with your pop quiz?
Obi: Well you know what you can do with your show? You can take a light saber and- ( suddenly flying overhead vehicle obscures any dialogue)
Obi: ( a bit frantic now) . . . until the laser blows up and you have to find a Jedi healer to fix you up again!
Anakin: Kiss your mother with that mouth?! You've gone mental! I'm getting out of here, nutty!
Obi: Fine then go.
Anakin: I'm gone.
Obi: Go then.
Anakin: Well I am.
( Obi looks at Anakin. Anakin grimaces, walks off angrily. Obi looks kind of sad)
Obi: Darn. That obnoxious, snot nosed, loud mouthed brat grows on you after a while.
( Later Anakin visits Padme at her suite)
Padme: Where were you last night, you never showed!
Anakin: ( sees her packing) Where are you going?
Padme: Middle Coruscant. Me and Maul are going to make my new music video.
Anakin: ( sounds annoyed) Well it sounds to me like Maul has been paying you a lot of attention lately.
Padme: ( sounds annoyed) Well maybe he thinks I've got talent.
Anakin: Maybe he's pokin' you.
Padme: ( looks really annoyed) WHAT?!
Anakin: Well first you do me, then you do him, it's James Bond motto.
Padme: ( looking exasperated) Could you be any more insulting?
Anakin: ( thinks for a moment) Yeah.
Padme: I think you better leave. ( turns head away)
Anakin: ( angrily) Fine.
( He walks out and stares at camera)
Anakin: ( to camera) What the hell's going on? I lost my show, I lost my girl, I lost my master? I'm being dumped on, that's all, dumped on! But you know what really pisses me off?!
( Camera stars to leave)
Anakin: Wait, where are you going? All right,come on back. ( gives sympathetic smile) I'm sorry, I didn't mean to dump on you.
Okay, so things are so great right now. I'll work something out. Okay?(Gives cheesy grin)
( Later at Qui-Gon's donuts)
Qui-Gon: ( speaking to group) You know, if you kill a clone trooper on Hoth, steam will rise from his wounds. Jedi used to believe it was his way of becoming one with the force.
Group: Oh, yeah, yeah. ( all nod and agree in serious manner, look down at donuts ) Uh, right Qui-Gon.
Obi: ( playing with donut figures) Anakin's driving the ship again Obi! ( takes other figure) Well he better not go too fast, I hope he certainly doesn't
( Suddenly starts attacking little Tusken Raider shaped ones)
Obi: ( as Padme) Oh, no, Ani! That's not good, I'm not happy, oh no! ( makes light saber sounds as he chops up Tusken Raiders)
Anakin: ( walks in, sits down) Hi. I'm sorry for what I did. Buds?
Obi: ( smiles slightly) Buds. ( hands Anakin a drink) So how've you been?
Anakin: Okay, I guess. I just wish I had Padme back.
Obi: You'll think of something.
Anakin: I don't know. ( Rethinks that) Well, I do have one plan though.
( He and Obi walk over to room filled with stormtroopers preparing for battle)
Obi: What are you going to do with these guys?
Anakin: Oh nothing really. I just always wanted to have an army at my disposal so I could crush any pitiful creatures I despise.
Obi: ( grinning) Wicked.
( Anakin grins in return, they return to their seats)
Obi: I think you should just go get Padme.
Anakin: I just don't think she wants me to.
Obi: ( crosses leg over, gives Natalie Portman-look alike a seductive eye) Let me tell you something I've learned about women. They want you to come get them. ( grins) They love it.
Anakin: I just wish I had something to offer her that Darth Maul couldn't.
Obi: You'll think of something.
Anakin: ( suddenly shoots up ) Wait a minute! ( slowly sits back down) No. . . . . wait a minute! ( shoots up, slowly sits back down) No. . . . .
Anakin: ( shoots up again) WAIT A MINUTE! I know, that guy, Cal Palpatine, the one with the huge speeder!
Obi: Yeah, that Banta told us he was going all over Coruscant!
Anakin: Yeah. ( to camera) Isn't it great that the big, hairy creature knew all that information? It seemed strange and disturbing at the time.
Obi: Okay. First I'll access a Galactic satellite, using it to monitor any frequencies that might disrupt our exact broadcast. Then I refigure our own communications system to allow full potential for our expansion coverage over an ideal area of the planet.
Anakin: ( grins ) Yes?
Obi: Then I rewire the system using the technicality systems of interfering with other broadcasting's signals to reflect off another Galactic satellite, monitor it until it meshes at a desirable screen quality, reflect it back into our system, and spread it all over the planet of Coruscant onto every screen available!
Obi: ( stares far off) It's almost too easy.
Anakin: Well, we're going to need help.
( Rest of group in shop show up behind them)
Group We'll help!
Obi: ( jumps up looking excited) You get Padme, we'll deal with the rest!
( All go running out, Anakin yelling To the Jedi-mobile!)
