A/N I don't own anything relating to Star Wars, etc. Reviews are always welcomed.

( Anakin is flying through Coruscant ,head banging to music as he drives, when a police speeder comes up behind him)

Anakin: ( sees speeder, slows down at landing port, lands, turns to see officer) Yes officer, is there something I can help you with?

Nute Gunray: ( pulls out picture of young Anakin) Have you seen this boy?

Anakin: AAAAAHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHH! ( flies off quickly)

( Cut to the set of Padme's music video where, during a break, Maul and Padme are talking)

Anakin: ( comes flying up, runs out of speeder) Padme! You've got to come back with me!

Padme: I don't want to talk to you right now Ani!

Anakin: ( ignores response) I'm putting my show back on the air, you've got to be there.

Maul: Anakin, go home.

Anakin: No. I'm not going anywhere. ( turns back to Padme) Padme, I love you. I know you may think I don't, but I love you. Am I supposed to be a man? Am I supposed to say It's all right, I don't mind!?

( Walks over to refreshment table, splashes water on his face: The word Oscar Clip come up on the screen)

Anakin: ( fake crying) I don't mind! Well I mind! I mind big time! And you know what the worst part is? ( sniffle loudly) I never kissed my mother! ( fake cries a bit more)

Padme: Is that true?

Anakin: Yes. Everything except the part about my mother.

Maul: Very nice speech Anakin, but we're busy.

Anakin: Ah, yes, her music video, very clever. But where is her band?

Band: ( shows up behind him) Hi Anakin.

Anakin: Oh, hi. I didn't see you there. ( looks at Maul and Padme sheepishly) Well I guess you've thought of everything, nothing for me to do but just go home! Bye-bye Ani! It' bed time! But you and I both know that there is no film in this camera!

( Slashes it with his lightsaber, explodes into mass of melted film; Anakin grins sheepishly again)

Padme: (annoyed) Anakin, go home!

( Anakin starts to leave, Maul sneaks up behind Padme)

Maul: Ah, it's very sad when two people outgrow each other, but you can't let it affect your attitude.

Padme: ( looks uncomfortable down at her legs) Is that you or the Force?

( Maul grins, but Padme runs off to Anakin)

Padme: Ani!

Anakin: Padme! I know I don't have his cool looks! I know I don't have his cool outfit, or belong to his awesome order! I know that sometimes when I get upset, I get this black look in my eyes-

Padme: Shut up and get in the speeder!

Anakin: Excellent.

(Meanwhile, Obi,Mace Windu, Yoda, and Jar-Jar are about to break into the Coruscant t.v. station, to get the needed equipment)

Obi: Okay, gentlemen, this is it! Get down, now, go!

( All start climbing across the lot in front of the building,except Obi, who is just laying there for a moment)

Obi: Hey guys! I fell on my lightsaber! ( starts crawling) Ow,ow,ow,ow,ow,ow!

( They make their way into the station,get out without anyone noticing. Then, from behind a tree near where they parked their speeder, comes Qui-Gon)

Qui-Gon: Hold it right there!

Obi: Hi there Qui-

Qui-Gon: NO! I'm supposed to stop you! ( waves stick at them)

Obi: ( He and the rest quickly put up their hands) Give me the stick Qui-Gon. What, are you going to be a hippie the rest of your life?

Qui-Gon: Hippies are cool!

Obi: ( puts hands down, slowly starts walking forward) No. Hippies are not cool. If a Jedi were actually a hippie, he'd be like a cross between a Gungan and a Hutt.

( Quickly grabs stick away, the others start running forward)

Obi: ( holds them back) It's okay! It's going to be okay.

( They take off for Obi and Anakin's place with Qui-Gon driving)

Jar-Jar: ( grins at Qui-Gon) Mesa LOVE you Qui-Gon!

Qui-Gon:( smiles appreciatively back) I know.

Jar-Jar: ( shakes his head, still grinning) No ,yousa donta. Mesa love you man!

Qui-Gon: ( starts to look a little worried) Uh, yeah I know.

Obi: Just say thank you.

( Jar-Jar hugs Qui-Gon; Qui-Gon quickly works to regain control of the speeder)

Qui-Gon: Thank you! ( looks rather worried now)

( Cut to Anakin's house)

Anakin and Obi: It's Anakin's world! Anakin's World! Jedi time! Excellent! Woo-woo!

Anakin: Okay, today on Anakin's World, we have a very special show. So, out there to Cal Palpatine, if you're watching-

( Cut to Palpatine's personal craft)

Anakin: ( appears on tv screen) -and you like what you see, come to our place ASAP!

Anakin: ( back in his basement) So get ready for Padme Amidala- and NABOO RULZ!

( Padme starts singing Bye, Jedi, Bye Palpatine's personal craft quickly flies out to Anakin's place)

( Maul also flies out to Anakin's place, arrives as Padme is finishing her song, as does Palpatine's)

Palpatine: Hi, I'm Chancellor Palpatine. I must say that what I say tonight was very good. And while you're very pretty, I just don't think you're ready. Sorry.

Padme: ( glares at Anakin) You screwed my career! ( beats him up)

Maul: ( laughs, looking down at Anakin) I always knew you would be a loser!

( He and Padme walk off)

Sabe: ( comes walking out) Anakin, I'm pregnant. That's why I've been so moody.

( Anakin looks completely befuddled at this; suddenly the camera equipment starts melting into lava)

Windu: Let's get out of here man!

Yoda: Go we must! ( All run out leaving Obi and Anakin)

Obi: ( jumps up onto staircase, extends hand out to Anakin) Anakin! Grab on!

( The lava covers Anakin up before Obi can reach him)

( Later, we see Anakin as the dark lord of the Sith, Darth Vader. Obi looks sadly up at Anakin as he leaves his friend behind)

Obi: WHY GOD?! WHY?!( Starts crying)

( Cut to Maul and Padme tanning out on Naboo)

Maul: ( looks at camera) You didn't really think she would end up with Anakin, did you?

( Anakin and Obi pop out)

Obi: As if!

Anakin: As if we would end the move like that! Sha! Right!

Obi: Let's do the Scooby-Doo ending!

Anakin: Good call Obi! ( both start wiggling fingers at camera, chanting as it changes back to Anakin's basement just as Palpatine shows up)

Anakin: ( sees Palpatine) Wow, we got through! Well that wraps that up, but there's one last thing.

( We see Maul being held up by Windu and Qui-Gon)

Anakin: Let's see who you really are, mister!

( Pulls off Darth Maul's mask)

Anakin: Why it's Kyp Durron, the Star Wars Expanded universe character that no one cares about!

Kyp: And I would have gotten away with it too! If it hadn't been for you snoopin' kids!

Obi: ( in Scooby-Doo voice) Good one Ani! ( voice changes back to normal) Well that was a good ending, but I think we should do the mega happy ending.

Anakin: Ah, the mega happy ending, that's plausible!

( Both start wiggling their fingers at camera, chanting, changes back to Anakin's basement just as Palpatine shows up)

Palpatine: That was terrific!In fact, it was so good, I making you the new Chancellor of the Republic!

Padme: ( looks lovingly at Anakin) I love you Ani!

Anakin: I love you Padme! ( both kiss and hug in unison)

( Natalie Portman-look alike comes walking out) I love you Obi!

Obi: I love you Natalie Portman-look alike! ( They kiss and hug too)

( Tyrannous comes walking out with ladies all swooning him)

Tyrannous: You know, ever since I did your show, the ladies won't leave me alone!

Jar-Jar: Mesa love you Qui-Gon.

Qui-Gon: ( pats Jar-Jar on shoulder) And I love you Jar-Jar. Because I've learned that platonic love CAN exist between a man and a Gungan.

( Maul comes walking out)

Maul: And I've learned something too. I've learned that a cool outfit, being an awesome villain and having tons of cash can get you far in this world, almost to the top. But it can't get you everything.

( Anakin and Obi walk forward)

Anakin: Isn't it great how we're all better people? ( He and Obi grin, start sticking their hands out from behind their heads like big ears)

Anakin and Obi: Master Yoda! ( start making miscellaneous goofy faces)

( The rest laugh, clapping hands and cheering)

( Cut to credits, with Anakin and Obi showing up)

Anakin: Well, thank you for watching Anakin's world. We hope you found it stimulating, fascinating, with the barrage of state of the art special effects being unable to dwarf the story quality.

Obi: I hope you didn't think it sucked.

Anakin: Well, party on Obi!

Obi: Party on Anakin!

( End)