*** Disclaimers 'n' Notes 'n' Stuff ***
The original "Wobbly Headed Bob" is copy-right to Jhonen Vasquez, and the
original "Neon Genesis Evangelion" is copy-right to Studio Gainax. This is,
yes, going to be yet another of my Jhonen - anime meldings, like the
previous melding of "Happy Noodle Boy" and "Shoujo Kakumei Utena," which,
eventually, I named "Happy Noodle Prince-Girl," instead of "Happy Noodle
Boy (The Shoujo Kakumei Utena Version," because it was shorter and cooler.
Yay! Go me!) Unlike "Happy Noodle Prince-Girl," "Wobbly Headed Shinji" will
be mostly free of foul language, but you also have to kind of be that
little thing called... wait, what was it again? Oh, yeah... "mature," to
understand it. Sorry, it's times like these at 1:41 AM when I'm kind of not
thinking straight. So, anyway, like always, I'm writin' this before I'm
actually writing the piece, so, yeah, it will probably turn out really
screwy. Oh well... that's what you were expecting anyway, right? [A side
note: The reason this, the first episode of "Wobbly Headed Shinji," is so
short, is because I want to see what people think of it first before
continuing. Hmm... unusual smart thinking for me, no? Yeah, John... I
already KNOW you like it... o_O;]
HE IS, AND ALWAYS WILL BE, THE ONE TO BRING THE STUPID, MINDLESS PEOPLE OF THE WORLD TO THE LIGHT OF INTELLIGENCE
HIS NAME IS... "WOBBLY HEADED SHINJI"
FEEL HIS PAIN, YOU FUTURELESS IDIOTS
[Chibi Asuka and Chibi Misato are playing on the rail-road tracks.]
Asuka: "Oh, wait! Did I just hear the trainy-wainy?"
Misato: "No, that must have been a kitty-witty."
Asuka: "Awww... kitty-witties are soooo kyuuuuuuuute!"
[The two begin babbling about "kitty-witties." They do not notice the train. Luckily, just before the train hits them, Wobbly Headed Shinji (a "Chibi" version of Shinji, yet with a slightly larger head) shoves them out of the way.]
Shinji: "I know I should have let that powerful, steel monster take your lives away... save you from your worthless existences... God, oh GOD, how I know this!"
Asuka: "Hey, Mister?"
Shinji: "Yes, you torpid idiot?"
Asuka: "You got funny-shaped head!"
Misato: "Yeah! Like wateymeleon! Tee-hee!"
[The two begin to giggle.]
Shinji [sighs]: "Alas, poor, poor world, if these two lethargic imbeciles had indeed been killed by that train, it would have done nothing to lower the population of the millions of stupid fools that surround me.
[A Chibi Rei appears, carrying a tambourine.]
Shinji [eyes wide]: "Egads! A musical instrument! Surely you must have great mental capacity in order for you to be able to play an instrument! At last! An intelligent person!"
[The Chibi Rei blinks, shrugs, sits down on the ground, and puts the tambourine on her head, like a hat.]
Rei [in a slight, cave-man voice]: "Oogh. Hat!"
Misato: "Oh, that's a really cute hat!"
Asuka: "Oh, so kyuuuuute!"
Shinij [sigh]: "...Oh, WHY do I even try? WHY?!"
More Disclaimers 'n' Notes 'n' Stuff *** So, did everyone like it? If I get lots of positive reviews, than I'll continue it. (John... do not even TRY to leave reviews under fake names... when I get fourteen reviews saying: "GOOD! CONTINUE!", I'll know it's you.) But, if everyone hates it, then, I guess, obviously, I won't continue it. *shrug* u_u; It's quite simple, really.
HE IS, AND ALWAYS WILL BE, THE ONE TO BRING THE STUPID, MINDLESS PEOPLE OF THE WORLD TO THE LIGHT OF INTELLIGENCE
HIS NAME IS... "WOBBLY HEADED SHINJI"
FEEL HIS PAIN, YOU FUTURELESS IDIOTS
[Chibi Asuka and Chibi Misato are playing on the rail-road tracks.]
Asuka: "Oh, wait! Did I just hear the trainy-wainy?"
Misato: "No, that must have been a kitty-witty."
Asuka: "Awww... kitty-witties are soooo kyuuuuuuuute!"
[The two begin babbling about "kitty-witties." They do not notice the train. Luckily, just before the train hits them, Wobbly Headed Shinji (a "Chibi" version of Shinji, yet with a slightly larger head) shoves them out of the way.]
Shinji: "I know I should have let that powerful, steel monster take your lives away... save you from your worthless existences... God, oh GOD, how I know this!"
Asuka: "Hey, Mister?"
Shinji: "Yes, you torpid idiot?"
Asuka: "You got funny-shaped head!"
Misato: "Yeah! Like wateymeleon! Tee-hee!"
[The two begin to giggle.]
Shinji [sighs]: "Alas, poor, poor world, if these two lethargic imbeciles had indeed been killed by that train, it would have done nothing to lower the population of the millions of stupid fools that surround me.
[A Chibi Rei appears, carrying a tambourine.]
Shinji [eyes wide]: "Egads! A musical instrument! Surely you must have great mental capacity in order for you to be able to play an instrument! At last! An intelligent person!"
[The Chibi Rei blinks, shrugs, sits down on the ground, and puts the tambourine on her head, like a hat.]
Rei [in a slight, cave-man voice]: "Oogh. Hat!"
Misato: "Oh, that's a really cute hat!"
Asuka: "Oh, so kyuuuuute!"
Shinij [sigh]: "...Oh, WHY do I even try? WHY?!"
More Disclaimers 'n' Notes 'n' Stuff *** So, did everyone like it? If I get lots of positive reviews, than I'll continue it. (John... do not even TRY to leave reviews under fake names... when I get fourteen reviews saying: "GOOD! CONTINUE!", I'll know it's you.) But, if everyone hates it, then, I guess, obviously, I won't continue it. *shrug* u_u; It's quite simple, really.
