Disclaimer: I do not own Gundam Wing. I do not own Gundam Wing. I do not own Gundam Wing. I do not own Gundam Wing. I do not own Gundam Wing. (x1000)... I'm just borrowing the boys for purposes of mild amusement and torture. I hope that nobody minds.

Warning: I am not funny. IRL my jokes are unnoticed, ignored or not understood. I sometimes do puns, but purely by accident. You should consider yourselves warned.

Notes: 1). Featuring shonen ai.
2). 1x2, 3x4 & 5x...
3). I appreciate reviews & comments (and even flames) so please R&R!





Chapter 1 - The terror he saw.


Picture this - one very old, run-down hideaway house in the middle of nowhere. Five Gundam pilots, and their third month of constant, uninterrupted togetherness.

Lets just say that cabin fever was setting in.

Then... there came a girly shriek.

Four rushed into the living room. Two were in various states of undress (Quatre and Towa were at *it* - again), two others were firmly clutching each others self-destruction (oppps... did I say destruction? I meant distraction) devices. The first four stared at the fifth, Wufei, who had somehow clambered onto a pile of ancient books and scrolls, that were atop of an equally old and faded armchair, that was precariously standing atop of an even older dining room table. The Chinese pilot had a gushing nosebleed, was whimpering and shaking like a leaf, his eyes tightly clenched shut.

"He must have walked in on Trowa and Quatre," snickered Duo.

Quatre had the decency to blush, while Duo was given one of those blank stares by the pilot of Heavyarms.

About two hours later, with the help of much valerian (they were all out of stronger sedatives and drugs - just think they had all just lived through 3 months of : Duo's macabre practical jokes, Heero's 'omae o korosu' threats, Trowa's unbreakable silence, Wufei's LONG justice speeches... and [worst of all] Quatre's everlasting preaching and never-ending pots of tea. Can anyone really blame them for resorting to popping pills?!?) and after having put poor 'Fei to bed, and communally told him that everything was all-right many a time (try a thousand) they found out what was wrong -

"It... it... it... it... was a mouse," came Wufei's terrified whisper a moment before he passed out.


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To be continued.

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So what did you think?