A/N: I have raised the rating to PG-13! Why? Because I've got a lot of this story planned out in my head and the only way some of the funnies are going to work are if I put in a bit of um, bad language. I don't normally like using tons of profanities and I'll avoid abusing but "Darn You" doesn't really have the same je ne sais quoi. I have this really cool idea from a movie I saw about 5 years ago. That is all. Love you! Enjoy the chapter! J

Ya Want Fries With That?

       The young girl smiled once again. "Hi! My name's Wink!" This is when the same phrase passed through both Gohan and Videl's minds. Kill me now. "You've already met my dad, Twink. I'm supposed to assign you two your roles." The pair nodded and then Wink turned her attention towards Gohan. "Hey! You're cute! You get to be one of the Fries-and-Burger-guys. You'll be cooking Fries and Burgers! Tee hee."

       "Ha. Ha. Ha," Gohan said in a monotone voice.

       "You'll be working with Claude." She pointed towards a short guy who wore very large glasses, suspenders and looked to be about his age. Gohan trudged towards him. Wink then looked at Videl. "And you, girlfriend, will be working at the register with me! Won't that be, like, totally neat?!"

       "Fun." Videl's thoughts weren't really on the job though. She was wondering which would be the best way to rip Wink's throat out.

       ~

       Meanwhile, Gohan was learning about how to grill hamburgers and fries. He decided that it was best he wasn't able to eat on the job. After watching Claude dunk the fries into a vat of oil, Bulma's cooking looked world-class. Another downside to working at the Mc Arby's King was that his partner really lived up to his name. Claude the Clod. The moron insisted that Gohan wear a headset. "It's important that you can hear me clearly" I don't want to hear you at all, actually. "This grease can sort of clog up your ears, but other than that, it's great!" Claude the Clod said while grinning so wide he popped one of his zits.  Gohan forced himself to smile back meekly.

       ~

       Up front, Videl was having an equally miserable time. Wink had this horrible habit of saying 'like' between each word and it didn't help that she was talking about having sleepover parties together. According to Wink, daddy-Twink was great at Charades.  And everything else. But after the girl had finished telling Videl all about her dad's uncanny ability to roast a marshmallow to perfection, she began to tell Videl about her great new job as cashier. "So, like, repeat after me; Hi! Like, Welcome to Satan City's Mc Arby's King! My name's Wink! What would you like me to like, Mc Make you today?"

       "There is not a shot in hell that I'll ever say that."

       Wink gasped. "Videl! You like, swore! That's totally bad!"

       "Hell is not a swear."

       "You said it again!"

       At this point Videl gave in. Sort of. She could feel a migraine coming on and the sooner she got Wink to shut up, the soon she could bother Gohan about his secrets. " Hey. Welcome to Satan City's Mc Whatsit Thing. I'm Videl. What d'ya want?"

Videl smirked as Wink fainted.

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A few hours later, Gohan and Videl had completed their training and were now working. Videl was having a decent time until a group of guys walked up to the counter. Without waiting for Videl to say anything, the male who was obviously the 'leader' said, "Hey baby. I'd like ten Mc. Cheese Burgers and a side order of you." Pathetic. The oldest trick in the book. Exercising every last ounce of will-power she had, Videl ignored him and punched in his order.

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The guy's order went through to Claude the Clod who SHOUTED into his headset, "Ten Mc. Cheese Burgers!" Gohan, who was only two feet away jumped at the sound. This guy was too loud for a granny's ears.

"What the hell is your problem? I'm RIGHT BEHIND YOU!" Gohan screamed, loudly enough for the whole store to hear.

Claude the Clod turned to face Gohan. "You know, it's rude to yell."

Gohan swore and then went to work, placing the dead, ground cow onto the grill and watching as the ten thick patties of dead animal cooked in their own fat. (1)

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At 8:00 PM, Videl and Gohan finally were able to leave the Mc Arby's King. They were both fuming. Videl was angry because she hadn't had time to pump Gohan for information and Gohan was irritated that his partner had the IQ of a log.

They went their separate ways, and Gohan flew home at top speed. When he landed at home, his father greeted him. "Hi there Gohan! How was work?"

Gohan didn't even bother answering. He just stormed inside. "Big brother! Do you wanna play outside?"

"Go to hell."

Chichi growled audibly from the kitchen. "Gohan! How dare you talk that way to your little brother? You're supposed to be a good example! This is a critical stage in Goten's development and-" Gohan shot his mother a look to shut her up and then went upstairs and slammed the door to Goten and his bedroom. Needless to say, Goten slept with his parents that night.

END CHAPTER THREE. It's a bit short but I'm really tired and my cat won't leave me alone. Review please.

1- Sorry for the visual there. It's just that I got chased by an entire herd of cows when I was 12 and I haven't liked them since. I even bought a leather jacket just so I could remind myself that there was no need to kill the cows I saw at people's farms, as I had a dead cow back at home in my closet.