A/N: Hello. I don't own Dragon Ball Z so don't bother me. Lalalala
Ya Want Fries With That?
The next morning, Gohan arrived at school as usual (late) and sat down next to his friends. "Hey Gohan."
"Eugh."
Eraza giggled. Videl had already informed her about the horrible place that was the Mc Arby's King. However, she didn't say much about Gohan's duties. "What's wrong with you?"
"Claude the stupid Clod practically made me go deaf. I have very sensitive ears, you know."
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That afternoon, Videl and Gohan trudged over to their dreaded worksite. The only thing that kept Videl going was the phrase "find out secret". The only reasons Gohan didn't just drop dead were his mother and her wrath. Not to mention Bulma. That last time the young Saiyan pissed her off, he had ended up with short hair. When they walked into the restaurant, they ignored the customers, got changed into their bee-wear and went to work.
Videl hopped over the counter and landed next to Wink, who had her hair up in a way that could only be described as something one of the Who would have worn in The Grinch. Wink winked at Videl and then piped, "Howdy there, partner!" The daughter of Hercule ignored this and got to work. Her first customer was an elderly lady.
"Why hello there dearie! You're new here, aren't you? Well that's nice. I got my grandkids in the car so I'll order 4 small Mc Fires, 4 Mc Cokes and 4 Mc Chicken Mc Nuggers."
Videl punched in her order, while resisting the urge to deck Wink, who was now trying to flirt with a guy who looked college-age. Needless to say, the guy was resisting.
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"Gohan! Cook up the Nuggers and Fry those Fries!!!" Claude the Clod yelled into his mike, while strutting around the room, pretending to be Mick Jagger.
"Must. Resist. Urge. Cannot. Kill. GRRRRRRRR." Unfortunately, Clod Jagger was the least of his problems.
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"Woman! Fetch the brat and I 70 of your shitty little human consummation products know as "burgers," a voice boomed, causing Videl to look up in surprise.
"You want 70 burgers?" She stuttered in disbelief.
"No. I said the brant AND I. And as any pea-brained creature such as yourself should know, that totals at 140. Now move!"
Videl frowned as she looked at the man yelling at her. He was quite short, probably only 5' 6" but had rather large muscles. His hair was quite bizarre, black and standing on end and he was wearing a pink shirt and jeans. She looked over at "the brat" who was a young boy- probably only 7 or 8- with lilac colored hair. "Listen buddy, the name's Videl, and if you DARE to call me 'woman' one more time I swear to God I'll-" She was interrupted by Wink's squeals.
"Ooooh! Look at you! You're such a cutie!" The younger girl launched herself at the young boy (er, brat). The child stepped back in disgust.
"Dad? Do you think mom will get mad at me if I get rid of her?"
"Sadly, the woman will probably end up blaming me so don't try it. I don't feel like sleeping on the couch tonight."
Videl giggled and then typed in his order.
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"Zounds! This is incredible!" Claude the Clod screamed, causing Gohan to yell about his 'poor ears'.
"What the hell?"
"This man just ordered over one hundred hamburgers! How could he possibly manage to eat so much?"
Gohan gulped. He threw himself into the main area and sure enough, his worst fears were confirmed. "Vegeta! What are you doing here?"
The prince looked over at Gohan confused, but realization soon hit him. "What do you mean, boy? What are you doing in this blasted facility? And what the hell are you wearing?"
"I work here. No thanks to your mate."
Vegeta smirked. "Well, it looks like for once, the woman did something right." The older Saiyan paused and then barked, "Well, what are you waiting for, cook me my food!"
Gohan swore in a very unpleasant way and then went to work, making sure to over-salt each burger.
~ LATER
"One LARGE order of Mc Fries!" Claude the Clod screamed, as usual. That does it. This guy's going down. Gohan was very pissed off. He growled loudly before hurling himself at the Clod, pinning him to the ground, then picking him up and throwing him across the room, where Claude the Clod smashed into several trays before collapsing in a heap. Everyone else in the kitchen, unaware that it was Gohan's doing, screamed and ran over to Clod to see if he was alright.
~*~*~*TWO DAYS LATER
"We are gathered here today to mourn the loss of our loving Friend, Claude Jones, who died in a freak-tray accident…" The priest moaned on and on about what a great person the Clod was and how much he'd be missed. Everyone from the Mc Arby's King had been given the day off and most of the employees were there. Since Gohan now had no one to work with Twink had set to work, and had apparently hired a new partner for Gohan. Videl was at the funeral, furrowing her brow. Gohan. I'm watching you.
END CHAPTER FOUR.
You know, I almost didn't bother updating. I was very pre-occupied playing every Tomb Raider game I own (which is every single one) and then I looked at the clock. Oh! It's 10:00 PM! lalalala
