A/N: Howdy! I'm here again! Happy Days! There are a few things I'd like to say, before I get started:

1- Sorry again for the delay

2- Has anyone noticed the pun in the name "Mc Arby's King"? Anyone?

3- I'd like to congratulate the "Bilingual Porcupine" on his/her excellent name.

Ya Want Fries With That?

"Hey Gohan! What's up?" Yaumcha called to his young friend.

"Wazzup, my man?" Master Roshi exclaimed, trying to "get with it".

"Humph. Listen, boy: the only reason I'm here is to watch the humiliation. Not because I enjoy helping you and your baka-father," the elderly (hee hee) Saiyan prince said, while somehow managing to keep his ever-present smirk intact.

"That's nice, Veggie. But while we're giving out warnings, I must beg you not to tell Bulma about this. She'll get all hyper and weird and then call Chichi and then it'll be a duet of "my baby's all grown up!!!" and a bunch of crying fits," Goku explained, in an amazingly logical tone, which (coincidentally???) was the same tone he used with Freeza. 

Meanwhile, back in Gohan's twilight land, life was not happy. Yaumcha I can understand. Vegeta? Err, well, he has Bulma so he can't be ALL that un-romantic… But Roshi? Please! The geezer can't get a date to save his life!  "Well Gohan! Why don't you tell us the problem?" Goku asked cheerfully.

"Alright… Well there's this girl in my class, who also works with me. She's out to find out what I'm hiding and she's really crazy and she's a cross between Mom and Vegeta. She's super pretty too. Uh, there's this new guy at work who's like, some sort of Greek God- he's super good looking and romantic and crap and now I don't stand a chance. Plus, if I kill him, everyone will get suspicious 'cause I already offed Claude the Clod."

Yaumcha smiled. He knew exactly what Gohan was going though. "Well, Gohan, I think it'd be best if you were to just-"

"Grab the stupid woman and mate with her before he does!" Vegeta advised, interrupting the only man who actually knew what he was talking about.

"I'm only 17!!!"

"And your point is?" Roshi asked. "If you're not sure of how to handle yourself in the sack, I can sure as hell give you a few pointers! I'm really good with the ladies!!!!"

Good lord. Who are these sick people? "Yaumcha? What were you going to say?" Gohan pleaded, hoping for a reasonable answer.

"Well, all you really need to do is-"

"I know! You can COOK for her!!! After all, the best way to a man's heart is though his stomach!" Goku said, rubbing his belly and thinking about dinner.

"Uh, dad? Great plan, but there are two problems: First of all, I can't cook. Second of all, Videl's a woman."

"Hmm…"

"Yaumcha? Your advice is?"

"You just have to-"

"Shut up, human. Just beat the living crap out of this guy, blame it on another set of trays and take the girl for yourself," Vegeta declared, acting as though it was the most common thing to do.

"Why do I even bother?" Yaumcha wailed.

"Violence is not the answer, Veggie-old-pal," Goku piped.

"You're right! Sex is!" The turtle hermit yelled, scaring away several flocks of birds and a wild goat.

"NOT EVEN CLOSE, YOU OLD PERV! LISTEN GOHAN, ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS TELL HER HOW YOU FEEL! DON'T BOTHER WITH THE FORCING AND THE SCREWING AND THE KILLING, JUST EXPLAIN THAT YOU LIKE HER AND ASK HER OUT! YOU'RE A SUPER-SWEET GUY AND SHE'S PROBABLY DYING TO GO OUT WITH YOU!!!!!" Yaumcha screamed (sorry for the bad netiquette, there), getting annoyed with the other men's antics.

"I though you said no killing? Stupid hypocrite. You just said she's "dying"." Vegeta grumbled.

"It's a damn figure of speech, you under-grown troll!"

"Tell her how I feel? Hmmm… I never thought of that one", Gohan muttered to himself, while scratching his head. The baseball player sweat-dropped. Obviously, stupidity is hereditary.

Master Roshi looked thoughtful as well. "Hmmm, maybe that's why I haven't dated successfully…"

Goku grinned stupidly. "Nope! That's because you're a dirty, ugly old man. But Yaumcha might be right! If you explain your feelings, she'll pay more attention to you, and less to the other guy."

Finally, everyone except for Vegeta agreed that telling Videl how he felt was the best thing for Gohan to do. The Prince's plans still involved killing and raping, among other violent such things. And so, everyone went home happy (or grumpy) with a stomach full of Chichi's home cookin' (doesn't that sound like a microwave dinner, or maybe a diner?)

~

The next day, Videl wasn't in school, but according to Eraza, she was just out for a few (forced) press meetings and would be at work that afternoon. And so, when the seemly endless day at the hell-hole, Gohan left for hell-hole number two, armed with enough courage to take on any enemy and a bouquet of lilies.

A/N: This cliffhanger thing is really fun. I'll update as soon as I get between 10 and 15 reviews, depending on how good my mood is.