**Note** Muahaha, I don't own anyone! And if I did, do you actually think I'd be wasting my time writing this?! Oh hell no! Instead, Kane and I would be ... erm...yeah, can someone say a Baby Kane on the way?! Muahaha. Anyways, this story is for my friend...well sorta. Just put yourself in Lita's place, 'Friend'! Muahahaha, and I'll put myself in...Trish's! EnJoY!!! Oh yeah, no roster split, it gets too complicated!

After Raw, Trish and Lita went to the hotel, and went to the room that they were sharing. Lita and Trish were laying in their beds ((*Note! bedSSSS; two! That way my 'Friend' Doesn't get ne ideas! LoLz*)) talking about random things.

"So...if you don't like Matt, then who do you like?" Trish asked Lita.

"Hmm...well if I did know I'm not telling you!" Lita joked.

"I know you know! Tell me!" Trish demanded.

"No, because you're gonna go tell him, or go flirt with him, then he'll like you, and you'll get him, that always happens!" Lita rolled her eyes.

Trish threw a pillow at Lita, and then frowned, "I'm sorry! Puhhhhlease?! Tell me! I wanna know! I'll stear clear from him, I promise!"

Lita sighed, and grabbed a pillow. She jumped onto Trish's bed, and layed down next to Trish, hugging the pillow.

"Ok, ok. But you can't tell anyone! Not even any of the other Divas..." Lita paused, "I think Edge is sooo hot! And I really like him. He's very sweet, and nice to me. And he's awesome to hang with!" Lita said, while blushing.

"Ooooooo! I'm telling!" Trish said, childly.

Lita scoffed, and then put the pillow over Trish's face, and Trish laughed.

"I'm just kidding!" Trish said, only it was muffled from the pillow.

Lita let up, as Trish reached for another pillow. Trish hit Lita in the face with the pillow, as Lita hit her back. Pretty soon it turned into a pillow fight, and feathers were everywhere. Suddenly there was a knock at the door. They both stopped harrassing each other and looked at the door. Trish laughed, and stood up, feathers in her air, as she looked a total mess. Trish walked over to the door, and answered it. Jeff Hardy was on the other side of the door, laughing his head off. He pulled a feather out of Trish's hair.

Jeff laughed, "Nice uhh...outfit. Ya know, you're turning out to be more and more like me, trying new things..." Jeff joked.

Trish slapped him playfully on the shoulder, "Stop it!"

"Sorry! So ya gonna invite me in, or just let me stand out here, watching Kane walk down to his room." Jeff said.

"What?! Kane?! On this level?!" Trish screamed.

She then practically knocked Jeff out of the way, and stepped into the hallway. However there wasn't anyone out there. Trish turned around to face Jeff, but he just slammed the door in her face, locking her out. Trish started pounding on the door.

"Jeff! Lita! Stop having sex, and open up!" Trish yelled, while banging on the door.

Trish knew they were just talking, and trying to make Trish very upset. Just a harmless joke. However, Trish was so loud, that Molly Holly walked out of her hotel room, which was right across from Trish, and Lita's. Molly tapped Trish on her shoulder, and Trish spun around, as feathers got in Molly's face.

"Trish! Excuse me, but can you keep it down?" Molly asked kindly, while rubbing the sleep out of her eyes, as she wore her baby blue flannel pajamas with little teddy bears on them.

Trish laughed, "Nice outfit!"

Molly looked at Trish, and stuck out her tongue, "Ya know, you don't look too hot yourself!" Molly giggled.

"Sorry, Mol, I'd keep it down, but Jeff and Lita locked me out of my hotel room!" Trish explained.

Hearing Jeff's name, Molly perked up, and ran back to her hotel room. She stood in the doorway, ready if Jeff came out. She didn't want him seeing her in her pajamas.

Trish laughed, "Oooo, Mol's got a crush!" Trish joked.

"Shut up! Shh! I don't want anyone to know!" Molly stated.

"I won't tell anyone!" Trish said.

Molly rolled her eyes, "I've heard that before."

Suddenly Kane appeared behing Molly. Trish just stared at him, as he bellowed.

"Nice do, Trish!" Kane roared.

Molly jumped, hearing Kane right behind her. She ran over, and stood behind Trish, using her as a sheild.

"Don't hurt me, Mr. Kane!" Molly joked, as she came out behind Trish.

Trish blushed, "Umm...Lita and I were having a pillow fight, and now our room is a mess, but Jeff and Amy locked me out of the damn room!" Trish said, as she checked out Kane, who was still in his wrestling attire.

"Well hey, you can just crash with us. Or stay in our room, until Jeff leaves." Kane offered.

"Really? I'm not interupting anything, am I?" Trish asked.

Molly and Kane looked at each other, and started laughing.

"No way! Kane and I?! That's funny! We are just good friends." Molly said, as a matter-of-factly. "Besides, you know who I like."

Trish grinned. Yeah...why don't you go into my room, and I'll just stay with Kane?" Trish said, before she got elbowed in the stomach by Molly.

"Trish!" Molly yelled, glaring at her.

"Aww, that's cute! Jeff Hardy and Molly Holly...the perfect couple!" Kane said, while laughing.

Molly looked at Kane, "Shhh! He's right in there! Be quite!" Molly said.

Molly walked past Kane, into the hotel room. She jumped onto her bed, as Kane and Trish entered the room.

Molly looked up at Trish and Kane, "Ya know, Trish, I take up a lot of room, you'll have ta sleep with Kane." Molly said.

Trish started blushing, "Umm...no. I mean, he's big too, plus I'm sure Jeff and Ames will let me in soon..." Trish said, trying to cover up her embarrassment.

"Nah, you can if you want, Trish. Or at least just sit down on it. I don't mind. I might be a big red machine, but I don't really move that much in my sleep. People think I'm dead." Kane said with a chuckle.

"Oh, no! That's terrible! I mean, what if you were one day?!" Trish said, before she sat on the edge of the bed.

Kane shrugged, and grabbed his duffle bag, as he went into the bathroom. Molly looked at Trish, and laughed.

"So...ya like my big red, huh?" Molly said softly.

"What? Big Red?" Trish said.

"Kane!" Molly said.

Trish's face turned bright red, "Is it that ovious?!

Molly grinned, "Of course! When you're not int he women's locker room, us girls always talk about you and Kane. It's about time you actually admit to liking him." Molly said, as she grabbed her brush.

Molly climbed onto Kane's bed, as she started brushing out all the feathers in Trish's hair.

"I mean, who doesn't know?!" Molly said.

"Everyone but Kane," Trish said with a sigh.

--- Meanwhile In Lita and Trish's Room ---

Lita sits on Trish's bed, as she trys to straighten out the covers, and pillows, as Jeff lays on Lita's bed, looking through a Vogue Magazine.

"So, Ames. What's up with you and Matt?" Jeff said casually.

Lita stopped making Trish's bed. "Huh? What? Matt and me? Just friends." Lita said.

"Ohhh...so then who do you like?" Jeff said, as he tossed the mag on the nightstand.

"What makes you think I like someone, Jeffery Nero Hardy?" Lita said with a smile.

"Well for one thing, you stopped doing what you were doing, and for another, you're trying to advoid the subject, and you are smiling!" Jeff joked.

"Only one person knows, and I'm not telling you!" Lita said.

Before she knew what happened, Lita found herself pinned below Jeff Hardy, on Trish's bed. Jeff pinned Lita's hands above her head, and straddled her waist.

"Amy, if you don't tell me, I'm going to have to tickle you!" Jeff threatened.

Lita shook her head, "Never!"

"Alright...." Jeff said, as he started tickling Lita's ribs.

Lita laughed, and tryed to push Jeff off of her but no use.

"Ok, ok! I'll tell you!" Lita screamed.

Jeff stopped tickling her, as Lita caught her breath.

"Promise not to tell anyone?!" Lita said.

Jeff nodded, "Yes! Just tell me!"

Lita blushed, "Edge."

"Edge?! As in Adam?! Our buddy, Adam?!" Jeff said.

"Shh! Be quite!" Lita yelled.

Jeff got off of Lita, layed down on the bed next to her.

"So...tell me about him. Why do you like Edge?" Jeff said, putting his hands behind his head.

--- Back In Molly's and Kane's Room ---

Molly finished brushing Trish's hair, and sighed.

"What's wrong?" Trish asked.

"Well, you're not going to wear that to bed, are ya?" Molly said, referring to the tight hip huggers, black bloots, and tight white t-shirt Trish was wearing.

"I guess not?" Trish said.

Molly got up off of the bed, and then put the brush down. She went over to her bag, just as Kane came out of the bathroom, wearing plaid boxers, and no shirt.

Trish just looked at Kane for a long time, as Molly walked over to Kane, and grabbed a clean T-Shit out of his bag. Molly tossed it to Trish, snapping Trish back to reality.

"Whew! Trish! Don't go in there! Smelly!" Molly joked.

Trish laughed, as Kane blushed a little. Trish stood up, and walked over to Molly and Kane.

"Thanks again for everything. Ames can be a real jerk sometimes. I mean I love her to death but--" Trish didn't get to finish.

"Whoa! More information then I wanted to know! But if you ever do anyting, let me know, I wanna watch!" Kane teased.

Trish hit Kane with his t-shit she had in her hand. "Shut Up! you know what I mean!"

Trish ran into the bathroom, and slammed the door behind her. She slid down, sitting on the floor, leaning against the door, as she closed her eyes, and thought about what just happened. She had seen Glenn practically naked. And she loved it. He was built very nicely. Trish shrugged it off, and got changed.

--- Lita's and Trish's Room ---

Lita continued to ramble on about Edge, and how much she liked him, until she heard a light snore. Lita looked over at Jeff, to find him sleeping. Lita laughed to herself, and then stood up. She took Jeff's shoes, and sockes off. She then covered him up, and got into her bed. Lita got under the covers and turned off the light.

"Good night, Jeff." Lita said before falling asleep.

--- Molly, and Kane's Room ---

Trish walked out, wearing her black thong, and Kane's black t-shirt, that went down her her knees. Kane admired her before Trish walked over to Molly's bag, her black bra in wrapped up in her jeans, and shirt, however on the way, her bra fell to the floor. Kane picked it up, and put it on, but didn't hook it. Trish threw her clothes down next to Molly's bag, and turned around to see, Kane, still bare chested, only this time dancing around with her bra on. Trish turned bright red, as Molly and Kane were cracking up.

"Glenn!" Trish screamed, as there was a knock at the door. Trish walked over to answer it. It was Edge. Edge peaked around Trish, seeing Kane dancing around in her bra. Edge laughed, and gave Kane two thumbs up.

"Wicked outfit, man!" Edge said.

Trish blushed, "Heh. So what's up?!" Trish said, changing the subject.

"Uhh...have you seen Jeff? He never came back to the hotel room" Edge questioned.

"Yeah, he's in my room, and Lita's. They kicked me out!" Trish pouted.

"Ohhhh! So I take it they won't be getting much sleep, eh?" Edge said, trying not to sound disapointed.

"Wha? No! Oh no! They are just friends! I know who Lita likes, and it really isn't Jeff! Honest! No way! They are like brother and sister!" Trish said.

"Oh, cool!" Edge said. "So, who does she like?"

"I can't tell you. Goodnight, Edge." Trish said, shutting the door in Edge's face.

Edge returned to his hotel room, as Kane finally took off Trish's bra, and handed it to her.

"Thanks!" Trish grabbed the bra out of Kane's hand, and tossed it into the pile of her clothes.

Kane got into his bed, and Molly was already in hers. Trish just stood in the middle of the beds, and frowned. Kane then pulled down the covers on the left side of his bed.

"Come on, Trish! You can be special, and sleep with me. Of course that is if you're not afraid..." Before Kane could finish, Trish jumped into the bed, and covered herself up.

Molly laughed, "And you say that I act childish!"

Trish glared at Molly, "Shh! I don't wanna have another pillow fight! those things are messy!" Trish said, as she scooted over to the edge of the bed, as much as possible.

Molly turned out of the light. They said their goodnights, and then fell asleep.

The next morning Lita woke up, to find Jeff cuddled up against her. Lita shook him, waking him up.

"Jeff! What the hell are you doing?!" Lita yelled.

Startled, Jeff fell out of bed, and banged his head on the nightstand.

"Owwww!!! What?!" Jeff said, as he rubbed his head, still half asleep.

"Did we? Did you and me....?" Lita asked, Jeff, who was still on the floor.

"What? No! I was lonely, and wanted to cuddle, that's all. I figured you wouldn't mind, but if I knew that you would've been so mean to me, I wouldn't have done it!" Jeff said, while making a puppy face.

Lita laughed, and looked at the clock. "Wow, it's only 6. When do we have to be at the arena?" Lita asked.

"Uhhh like 2." Jeff said, standing up. "OH SHIT! We forgot Trish!" Jeff yelled, running to the door. He pulled it open, as Lita walked out into the hallway with Jeff.

"Trish!?" Jeff screamed.

Lita looked around, "shit! I'm so dead! She's going to kill me!"

Edge then came walking down the hallway, all sweaty from his morning jog. Lita grinned, totally scoping him out, as he stopped to talk to Lita and Jeff.

"Ahhh, I figured you two would still be sleeping," Edge winked at Jeff.

Jeff laughed, "Nah, man. Lita and I aren't like that."

Lita tryed to fix her hair, but it was no use.

"Yeah I know, Trish told me." Edge said.

"What?! Trish?! Where?!" Lita said, obviously not listening to the conversation.

"Uhh, she crashed with Nora and Glenn. I stopped by there last night to see where you were, Jeff, and she told me that you were with Ames. Ya know, that Glenn is so weird." Edge said.

"Why?" Jeff asked, knowing that he really didn't wanna know.

"Well he was prancing around like a show girl last night with a pair of boxers on, and Trish's bra!" Edge said, as he walked off down the hallway, and into his hotel room.

Lita laughed, and went back inside the dark hotel room. She went right back to bed, as Jeff hopped into Trish's bed, and fell back asleep.

--- Molly And Kane's Room ---

Molly was the first one up, and she hopped into the shower, as Kane and Trish still slept. After awhile, Trish awoke, finding herself, in the arms of Glenn. She loved the manly smell of him, and couldn't resist kissing him on the cheek, which woke him up. Trish looked up at Kane, and smiled, as he smiled back, and let go of Trish.

Kane sat up, and yawned. "Well now, that was the best sleep I've had in weeks! Trish, I think I'm going to have to have you sleep with me forever!"

**Trish Thought, 'Hey! That's fine with me!'** Trish blushed, and laughed.

Molly walked out of the bathroom, in only a towel. Trish smiled at molly.

"Mornin' you two love birds" Molly said teasingly.

"Well aren't you a little...erm...showing off just a tad bit too much?!" Trish joked in return.

Molly shrugged, "Gosh dangit, Trish! You know it's only us three, plus I forgot my bag. You two just looked so cute together...that's all." Molly said.

Molly grabbed her bag, and headed back into the bathroom. Kane layed back down next to Trish, as Trish cuddled next to Kane.

"Ohhh, I don't wanna get up" Trish mumbled; drifting back to sleep.

Kane stroked her hair, as she slept, watching her, as she had her arm across his stomach, like he belonged to her.



*** Muahaha! Sorry for stopping there, I really didn't wanna, but I'm too tired to continue! Hehehe, What will happen next?! Will Kane and Trish hook up?! Lita and Edge? Or will Molly and Jeff fall in love?! OR Will Lita and Jeff continue getting closer and closer...? ***