Lillian Garcia: The following match is an regular Tag Team Match, making their way to the ring, they are the WWE Tag Team Champions, The Un-Americans!
The Un-Americans come out and get into the ring, waiting for their opponents.
Lillian Garcia: And their opponents, Kane, and Jeff Hardy!
Jeff and Kane made their way to the ring, as the bell rang. They all started wrestling, until the ref gained control, sending Kane and Christain to their corners. In the middle of the match, all hell broke lose. With Jeff and Christain fighting on the outside, and Kane and Lance fighting in the ring. Suddenly Test appeared on the Titron. Kane and Jeff stopped fighting.
Test: Kane, what are you doing?! I mean, leaving your lovely girlfriend backstage...with Lita! Psh. Getting by Lita was so easy! And when I grabbed Trish...ohhhh the fear in her eyes totally turned me on. Kane, what were you thinking?! Trish is pregnant, man! And now...now she'll become my mistress. She'll do whatever I say...because she loves you. And if she doesn't obey me, then Lance and Christian shall hurt you...it's as simple as that. Oh yeah, Kane, you better just hope that after this your baby will be alive. See, Trish will be having a child...but that doesn't mean it has to be your child. As for that fagit, Jeff Hardy. I'll be surprised if Lita even remembers who you are!
Test Laughs, before getting into his car. Trish is in the passenger set, all tied up. Kane and Jeff run up the ramp, forgeting about the match, heading backstage to find Lita and Trish. Jeff runs to their locker room, to find Lita laying on the floor, knocked out. Jeff kneels beside her, and tries to wake her up. Kane runs out to the parking lot, just in time to see Test drive out of it. Kane curses and walks to Vince's office. He just barges in.
"What the hell, Vince?! You said that you wouldn't do this crap, seeing as Trish is pregnant!" Kane roared.
"Now calm down! Wait a second. You think I planned this?! You think I came up with this storyline?! Hell no! Test did this on his own, and from the looks of things, I'd say that it's real! Sorry Glenn..." Vince said.
Kane stormmed out of the office, as a huge grin appeared across Vince's face. Kane went back to the locker room, where emt's were taking care of Lita. Kane told Jeff what Vince had said, and they were so pissed. After Raw, Lita, Jeff and Kane went back to the hotel. Lita had a ice pack around her head.
"That stupid Test! I only tried to defend Trish....I didn't want her getting hurt!" Lita yelled.
Jeff wrapped his arms around Lita, "Shhh...Lita, it's ok. We know you tried your best."
"But sometimes our best isn't good enough," Kane said.
"Yo man, chill out, it wasn't Lita's fault that Trish got kidnapped!" Jeff said, hitting Kane on the arm.
Kane turned to face Jeff, and looked down at him, " I know, I never said it was her fault. I just said that sometimes our best isn't good enough!"
With that, Kane walked off, and went to his hotel room, all alone. A double bed, but only one person to fill it. Jeff and Lita walked into their hotel room, and Lita plopped down on the bed.
"I really feel bad for Trish, Jeff..." Lita said, holding her head.
Jeff walked over to Lita, and sat down on the bed next to her, "I know, me too, me too..." Jeff said with a sigh.
"What about you? How are you feeling?" Jeff asked with consern.
"Horrible! I feel like it was all my fault that Trish got...eww can you just imagine what Test would do to her?!" Lita said.
"Yeah, I hung out with Andrew once, he was such a pervert." Jeff said.
"I'm just worried about the baby. Trish can take care of herself, but I mean, what if he threatens to kill the baby?! I know Trish doesn't want it to die..." Lita said, frowning.
--- Test and Trish ---
They entered their hotel room, right below Kane's. Test pushed Trish on the bed, as she started crying.
"Oh shut up, bitch!" Test said. "I never really liked you from day one! I'm so glad I finally get you to do whatever I want."
"Never! Kane will come and save me! Besides, if I scream, don't you think people will hear it?!" Trish sobbed.
"Not if I shut you up!" Test grinned, as he took out his belt. "Ohhh...this will be fun."
"NO! DON'T! PLEASE!!!" Trish screamed.
"Shut up, whore!" Test said.
Kane woke up in a cold sweat, hearing the crys below. Was it a dream, or real?! Kane wasn't going to lose this opportunity to fine Trish.
The Un-Americans come out and get into the ring, waiting for their opponents.
Lillian Garcia: And their opponents, Kane, and Jeff Hardy!
Jeff and Kane made their way to the ring, as the bell rang. They all started wrestling, until the ref gained control, sending Kane and Christain to their corners. In the middle of the match, all hell broke lose. With Jeff and Christain fighting on the outside, and Kane and Lance fighting in the ring. Suddenly Test appeared on the Titron. Kane and Jeff stopped fighting.
Test: Kane, what are you doing?! I mean, leaving your lovely girlfriend backstage...with Lita! Psh. Getting by Lita was so easy! And when I grabbed Trish...ohhhh the fear in her eyes totally turned me on. Kane, what were you thinking?! Trish is pregnant, man! And now...now she'll become my mistress. She'll do whatever I say...because she loves you. And if she doesn't obey me, then Lance and Christian shall hurt you...it's as simple as that. Oh yeah, Kane, you better just hope that after this your baby will be alive. See, Trish will be having a child...but that doesn't mean it has to be your child. As for that fagit, Jeff Hardy. I'll be surprised if Lita even remembers who you are!
Test Laughs, before getting into his car. Trish is in the passenger set, all tied up. Kane and Jeff run up the ramp, forgeting about the match, heading backstage to find Lita and Trish. Jeff runs to their locker room, to find Lita laying on the floor, knocked out. Jeff kneels beside her, and tries to wake her up. Kane runs out to the parking lot, just in time to see Test drive out of it. Kane curses and walks to Vince's office. He just barges in.
"What the hell, Vince?! You said that you wouldn't do this crap, seeing as Trish is pregnant!" Kane roared.
"Now calm down! Wait a second. You think I planned this?! You think I came up with this storyline?! Hell no! Test did this on his own, and from the looks of things, I'd say that it's real! Sorry Glenn..." Vince said.
Kane stormmed out of the office, as a huge grin appeared across Vince's face. Kane went back to the locker room, where emt's were taking care of Lita. Kane told Jeff what Vince had said, and they were so pissed. After Raw, Lita, Jeff and Kane went back to the hotel. Lita had a ice pack around her head.
"That stupid Test! I only tried to defend Trish....I didn't want her getting hurt!" Lita yelled.
Jeff wrapped his arms around Lita, "Shhh...Lita, it's ok. We know you tried your best."
"But sometimes our best isn't good enough," Kane said.
"Yo man, chill out, it wasn't Lita's fault that Trish got kidnapped!" Jeff said, hitting Kane on the arm.
Kane turned to face Jeff, and looked down at him, " I know, I never said it was her fault. I just said that sometimes our best isn't good enough!"
With that, Kane walked off, and went to his hotel room, all alone. A double bed, but only one person to fill it. Jeff and Lita walked into their hotel room, and Lita plopped down on the bed.
"I really feel bad for Trish, Jeff..." Lita said, holding her head.
Jeff walked over to Lita, and sat down on the bed next to her, "I know, me too, me too..." Jeff said with a sigh.
"What about you? How are you feeling?" Jeff asked with consern.
"Horrible! I feel like it was all my fault that Trish got...eww can you just imagine what Test would do to her?!" Lita said.
"Yeah, I hung out with Andrew once, he was such a pervert." Jeff said.
"I'm just worried about the baby. Trish can take care of herself, but I mean, what if he threatens to kill the baby?! I know Trish doesn't want it to die..." Lita said, frowning.
--- Test and Trish ---
They entered their hotel room, right below Kane's. Test pushed Trish on the bed, as she started crying.
"Oh shut up, bitch!" Test said. "I never really liked you from day one! I'm so glad I finally get you to do whatever I want."
"Never! Kane will come and save me! Besides, if I scream, don't you think people will hear it?!" Trish sobbed.
"Not if I shut you up!" Test grinned, as he took out his belt. "Ohhh...this will be fun."
"NO! DON'T! PLEASE!!!" Trish screamed.
"Shut up, whore!" Test said.
Kane woke up in a cold sweat, hearing the crys below. Was it a dream, or real?! Kane wasn't going to lose this opportunity to fine Trish.
