Ma Kent goes nuts

Disclaimer-I only own Mr. Kent. The younger of the two! (

Authors Notes- Wouldn't it be funny to see Ma Kent if she got "Sneezed" on by the Nicodemus Flower? I think it would. This fanfic is meant to be totally silly and totally against what I normally write. See Fanfiction.net Suz4eva. This was done for pure fun

She walked through the woods wondering where her "Perfect" son Clark had gone. Maybe he went down to Lex's house She thought pushing a bush away from her. She tripped and fell flat on his face. Suddenly she heard this small, "Achoo." Sound.

Suddenly she deiced she didn't want to find her son. Who cares where he was. She waltzed into the house. She sat there on the couch. Her husband Jonathon walked up to her, "Hon, Where's Clark?" "Don't know don't care."

The older man looked shocked, "Excuse me?" "I said I didn't care where your son is you go find him!" She snapped. He sat next to her and rubbed her knee, "Are you ok?" She pushed his normally affectionate hands away, "Don't touch me." Clark walked through the door.

"Where have you been?" Martha demanded. "I was at Lex's." Her normally shy son said. "At his house? Why?" She exclaimed. "Mom, What's wrong. You're acting.." Her son's voice trailed off. Mrs. Kent looked her son in the eye, "Am I supposed to be Mrs. Perfect Mom all the time? Clark you need to grow up Become less attached to me." She said rudely.

"Martha." Jonathon said and grabbed her arm. "Mom, I think That flower is back." Clark said beginning to figure it all out. "What flower?!" She asked. "First off, you're my mother I'm supposed to love you," He said getting over the hurt she had caused, "Second off The Nicodemus flower. It Made Dad sick and Chloe and Pete too." Clark finished.

Mrs. Kent reluctantly got in the car. "Drive faster." She commanded. "Be quiet Martha." He husband commanded. Finally she went to sleep. The next thing she remembered was being woken up with Clark and Jonathon sitting around her in the hospital. I'm so glad she's ok Clark thought with tears stinging his eyes. She leaned over and kissed them both, "I'm sorry. I love you both so much." Jonathon hugged her tightly, "Me too."

The end.. Hope ya like it.