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how could I possibly own anything bigger than a nickel?
Summery-Dun dun da dun! It's the final chapter of Ginny and the Songfic that would not
die. I now you're just dying to read it, so go ahead.
Rating-PG
Chapter 5-
"Escape, huh?" Draco said thougtfully. "Well, there's the old fake seizure trick.
And...oh, one of us could start twitching and going 'Ducks, ducks everywhere....". Or
maybe, I could start asking Snape something like. "Do you like tuna?" and then launch
him into the dolphin safe debate and then-"
Do I stress you out?
I have my shirt on backwards and inside out,
and you say how appropriate.
"Draco. Shut up. I was thinking more like through the open vent. It's big enough
for both of us." she said pointing to the open vent right above Snape desk.
"That could work. But it's all dirty." Draco said, disgustedly.
"Oh, suck it up, you stupid slytherin baby."
Ginny walked over to Snape's desk, climbed on top of it, and crawled into it.
Malfoy followed.
"Fine, but if we land in a vat of mashed potatoes, I'll hate you forever." he said as
they both started crawling.
I don't want to dissect everything today
I don't mean to pick you apart you see
I can't help it you see.
Five minuted later they were still crawling, but Draco was singing a Rockem'
Sockem' Robots song he made up.
"Rockem' Sockem' Robots! They rock, they sock, they're so cool-"
"Shut the hell up." Ginny said through gritted teeth. Unfortunatly, she didn't see
the missing floor panel in the vent. Suddenly, both she and Draco were falling. She
landed in something soft, Draco didn't.
"What the bloddy..." she started. "Mash potatoes? I landed in a vat of mashed
potatoes? What the...."
"YES!" Draco yelled pulling himself off the floor. "I didn't fall in avat of
mashed-" but he was cut of when a pot of mashed fell on his head.
"What the...." he said, pulling the pot off his head. The house elves (they were in
the kitchen) were all staring at them. Ginny giggled and threw a handful of mashed
potatoes at Draco. They hit him in the face as she scrambled out of the pot. Draco took
off after her.
There I go jumping before the gunshot has gone off,
Slap me with a splintered ruler
And it would knock me to the floor if I wasn't already there.
She ran nto the foyer, but seeing as she had mashed potatoes on her shoes, she
slipped, Draco smashing into her as well. She landed on top of him, his lips n her. He
didn't seemed to mind. They kept kissing until they heard a voice boom at the top of the
stairs.
"What the bloody hell!" Ron yelled, Harry next to him.
Ginny sat up. "Uh, ROn, well, you see-"
"Mashed potatoes? I love mashed potatoes!" and he took off for the kitchen.
Suddenly, Ginny noticed something.
"Hey. The music stopped."
"Yeah." Harry said nonchalantly. "Because the fic is over. The next one is an
NC-17 fic."
"Ginny screamed. And woke up. But something was curious about that she
thought as she rubbed head. Suddenly she felt something mushy in her hair. Mashed
potatoes. She looked next to her. Draco was asleep in her bed.
She screamed.
THE END
A/N: Well, is it good? Review please!!
how could I possibly own anything bigger than a nickel?
Summery-Dun dun da dun! It's the final chapter of Ginny and the Songfic that would not
die. I now you're just dying to read it, so go ahead.
Rating-PG
Chapter 5-
"Escape, huh?" Draco said thougtfully. "Well, there's the old fake seizure trick.
And...oh, one of us could start twitching and going 'Ducks, ducks everywhere....". Or
maybe, I could start asking Snape something like. "Do you like tuna?" and then launch
him into the dolphin safe debate and then-"
Do I stress you out?
I have my shirt on backwards and inside out,
and you say how appropriate.
"Draco. Shut up. I was thinking more like through the open vent. It's big enough
for both of us." she said pointing to the open vent right above Snape desk.
"That could work. But it's all dirty." Draco said, disgustedly.
"Oh, suck it up, you stupid slytherin baby."
Ginny walked over to Snape's desk, climbed on top of it, and crawled into it.
Malfoy followed.
"Fine, but if we land in a vat of mashed potatoes, I'll hate you forever." he said as
they both started crawling.
I don't want to dissect everything today
I don't mean to pick you apart you see
I can't help it you see.
Five minuted later they were still crawling, but Draco was singing a Rockem'
Sockem' Robots song he made up.
"Rockem' Sockem' Robots! They rock, they sock, they're so cool-"
"Shut the hell up." Ginny said through gritted teeth. Unfortunatly, she didn't see
the missing floor panel in the vent. Suddenly, both she and Draco were falling. She
landed in something soft, Draco didn't.
"What the bloddy..." she started. "Mash potatoes? I landed in a vat of mashed
potatoes? What the...."
"YES!" Draco yelled pulling himself off the floor. "I didn't fall in avat of
mashed-" but he was cut of when a pot of mashed fell on his head.
"What the...." he said, pulling the pot off his head. The house elves (they were in
the kitchen) were all staring at them. Ginny giggled and threw a handful of mashed
potatoes at Draco. They hit him in the face as she scrambled out of the pot. Draco took
off after her.
There I go jumping before the gunshot has gone off,
Slap me with a splintered ruler
And it would knock me to the floor if I wasn't already there.
She ran nto the foyer, but seeing as she had mashed potatoes on her shoes, she
slipped, Draco smashing into her as well. She landed on top of him, his lips n her. He
didn't seemed to mind. They kept kissing until they heard a voice boom at the top of the
stairs.
"What the bloody hell!" Ron yelled, Harry next to him.
Ginny sat up. "Uh, ROn, well, you see-"
"Mashed potatoes? I love mashed potatoes!" and he took off for the kitchen.
Suddenly, Ginny noticed something.
"Hey. The music stopped."
"Yeah." Harry said nonchalantly. "Because the fic is over. The next one is an
NC-17 fic."
"Ginny screamed. And woke up. But something was curious about that she
thought as she rubbed head. Suddenly she felt something mushy in her hair. Mashed
potatoes. She looked next to her. Draco was asleep in her bed.
She screamed.
THE END
A/N: Well, is it good? Review please!!
