OMG LMAO OMG OMG OMG!!! LMAO! Cannon Police I'd like to thank you A FREAKING LOT. You seriously
made me laugh so hard.... I have to show EVERYONE THIS!

Violation of section 3: Having a Mary-Sue join the Fellowship.

Other commonly associated violations:
( ) Your Sue is a non-Canon species.
( ) Your Sue cannot exist because:______________
(x) Your Sue has upstaged:__Absolutely everyone___
( ) Your Sue has replaced: ___________
(x) You have turned _Merry, your Mary-Sue___ into a jerk.
( ) Failure to read Tolkien's pertinent "historical" writings.
( ) Failure to read "The Hobbit"
( ) Failure to finish "The Lord of the Rings"
( ) Failure to follow Canon timelines.
( ) Failure to look at a map of Middle-Earth

Please appear at a hearing on the following date, and be prepared to explain the following terms to the judge if you wish to avoid time served: _____suicide mission _______

A copy of this will be filed with the
( ) Spelling Police
( ) Grammar Police

Of the 25 fics on this page, ( 7 ) are other Mary-Sue-joins-the-Fellowship stories.


WOW... I'd like to say that Cannon Police has WAY to much time on her hands to be doing this.
*sighs* Let me explain my thoughts. My "mary sue" has NOT upstaged everyone because A) There
has been no other people to upstage. Elrond is king, and I don't think he has been upstaged
I'm trying my very best to show how Legolas and Likara are equals, the Hobbits, if you've read
I am trying my best to show how Legolas and Lika think of them as little... Teddy Bears *thanks
for the comparison Forestsilver* and If you've read, I'm developing the way they think of them.
Lika has every right in history to be beautiful because Elves are fair beings, as I'm sure you
know. If you consider my "Mary Sue" to be a jerk, so be it. I don't think she is at all being anything
but a very hyper girl who hasn't learned her place or how to control herself. I have no Idea
when you have against Merry, he's just a cute little Hobbit who is making jokes about Legolas'
name which I have done countless times.

I also think that you should find another way to spend your time other than patroling Fanfiction.net
for Mary Sue's and putting down writers like that. No matter what they write, the content, or the
skill of the writer, they Have tried their best, the last thing anybody needs is for somebody like
you to shun what they've spent time on. I think thats inconsiderate on your part, and I don't appriciate
it. And your getting ahead of yourself sister, how do you know where my "Mary Sue" is headed?

Your an insane ass hole. Burn in bloody hell!

~~Love and Taliwags to all my reviewers, I love you all~~

Oh and PS *She's not a mary sue -.- *